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font color sea posted:Honestly I sort of miss all those crazy fan theories that went around pre-show. Varys is a merman. Daario is Euron. Bran ate Jojen. Roose is the half-human immortal son of the Night King who impersonates people by stealing and wearing their skins. Not a crazy fan theory, that one definitely happened in the book (at the very least the tree gnomes most likely killed him and did some sacrifice stuff to make Bran's magic soup). It's just that in the show they pussied out by having him killed by a puppet hand instead. As I stopped watching the show long ago, what happened to Bran's "girlfriend"?
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Jojenpaste is actually real, yeah
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Randarkman posted:Not a crazy fan theory, that one definitely happened in the book (at the very least the tree gnomes most likely killed him and did some sacrifice stuff to make Bran's magic soup). It's just that in the show they pussied out by having him killed by a puppet hand instead. She realized that old Bran is totally gone and replaced by a creepy weirdo who makes vague noises at people and decided she never wanted anything to do with him ever again.
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Apr 28, 2019 17:14
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it actually owns that bran's actor isn't a good actor (and that DnD are poo poo hack writers) that can't pull off bran being detached and instead we get an autist rolling around in a wheelchair staring at people
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Apr 28, 2019 17:18
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Phi230 posted:it actually owns that bran's actor isn't a good actor (and that DnD are poo poo hack writers) that can't pull off bran being detached and instead we get an autist rolling around in a wheelchair staring at people Yeah there's also some wild fan theory that as part of it posits Bran is special because he had kleinfelters.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Bran gonna warg back in time multiple times and try to unfuck things, just like that terrible Xmen movie with Tyrion Lannister. yea this
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Apr 28, 2019 17:57
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I'm confident Bran's time travel abilities will never be put to use again because they'd come close to making the ending interesting.
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Apr 28, 2019 18:04
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He's called Bran cuz when he wargs into you and makes you poo poo.
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Apr 28, 2019 18:04
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She’s called Arya because every time she’s on screen you ask why Arya watching this garbage
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Apr 28, 2019 18:09
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George H.W. oval office posted:She’s called Arya because every time she’s on screen you ask why Arya watching this garbage 
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Apr 28, 2019 18:12
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Waltzing Along posted:He's called Bran cuz when he wargs into you and makes you poo poo. George H.W. oval office posted:She’s called Arya because every time she’s on screen you ask why Arya watching this garbage  this is why i keep reading this thread
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George H.W. oval office posted:She’s called Arya because every time she’s on screen you ask why Arya watching this garbage Hachi machi 
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Apr 28, 2019 19:42
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Randarkman posted:He's in a wheelchair now? Yeah but he's so creepy no one actually pushes the chair, they just leave him outside and hope the frost takes him. Notice how no one else besides Theon (who hasn't seen Bran since he was a kid) wanted to stay with Bran and protect him.
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Apr 28, 2019 20:10
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Was Osha's death a book thing? Tragedy that Osha didn't die by falling off an improperly secured ladder
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Was Osha's death a book thing? Tragedy that Osha didn't die by falling off an improperly secured ladder Nope. She's still alive in the books because GRRM isn't writing any more of them.
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Apr 28, 2019 20:47
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I'm sitting on the toilet pooping right now. This is probably more satisfying than the rest of my day when I go see avengers then watch the stupid titty dragon show.
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Didn't GRRM say in an interview that he can never kill Arya because his wife will hate him, because that bitch is her favorite character? I would like the very end to be Jaquen showing up and killing the Night King because Varys paid him ages ago with his cock and balls.
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Apr 28, 2019 20:53
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What catalog did gurm mail order his wife from?
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Waltzing Along posted:I'm sitting on the toilet pooping right now. This is probably more satisfying than the rest of my day when I go see avengers then watch the stupid titty dragon show. have you considered reading a good book instead, or maybe meditating or something
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romanowski posted:have you considered reading a good book instead, or maybe meditating or something maybe that's what the toilet is for smart guy
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Apr 28, 2019 20:58
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Waltzing Along posted:What catalog did gurm mail order his wife from? I can't believe I know this, but I think they met at a scifi/fantasy convention.
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porfiria posted:I can't believe I know this, but I think they met at a scifi/fantasy convention. To be more specific, they met while naked in a hot-tub at a scifi/fantasy convention.
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Flatscan posted:To be more specific, they met while naked in a hot-tub at a scifi/fantasy convention. To be even more specific, he cummed in her pussy. Then they married and have a live-in personal assistant so they only have to worry about blogging about football and loving, making the room hot and damp with the stink of creampied pussy and back sweat.
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Apr 28, 2019 21:39
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Is she fat too?
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Waltzing Along posted:I'm sitting on the toilet pooping right now. This is probably more satisfying than the rest of my day when I go see avengers then watch the stupid titty dragon show. Tywin thought the same thing.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Is she fat too? He's rich, so maybe not.
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At this point it really would have been more cool if Rhaegar had abducted Lyanna and she didn't run away with him. gently caress, maybe he had a dozen loving women all locked up to give him more kids and Lyanna is just where he hosed up because no one cared if peasant girls disappeared. Westeros Law and Order: SVU coming up next.
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Cowslips Warren posted:At this point it really would have been more cool if Rhaegar had abducted Lyanna and she didn't run away with him. gently caress, maybe he had a dozen loving women all locked up to give him more kids and Lyanna is just where he hosed up because no one cared if peasant girls disappeared. Given how Blood Raven is a Targ he would definitely whitewash the kidnapping. I'm certain we may actually lightly get into multi century long conspiracies over the last few episodes. There's too much heavily leaned on Stark and Night's Watch and Bran things to not get into something spooky.
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Apr 28, 2019 22:19
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What if tyrion... was made of chease! O_o
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Apr 28, 2019 22:26
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Ghost is gonna die tonight. He was in last week’s episode to remind everyone he’s still around. Tonight he’ll die saving someone stupid and then this already lovely make-believe world will be shittier for having one less good dog in it.
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This thing airs in like 2 hours but some Portuguese pirates have apparently got their hands on it and are trying to get bitcoins before they leak it. Some of the screens they released are super lol and really big spoilers
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Apr 29, 2019 00:20
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The night king cuts off a dragons head and sticks it on Jon like they did to Robb with the wolf head. It's how he transforms into the azure azai or whatever
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Evil Agita posted:The night king cuts off a dragons head and sticks it on Jon like they did to Robb with the wolf head. It's how he transforms into the azure azai or whatever Aha, just how I predicted
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Favorite dumb theory I've seen is that Robert Baratheon faked his death to go to Essos and become Daario.
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How old was Maise Williams when they casted her (and probably then and there assumed she would eventually be part of the usual HBO softcore bullshit?) Gross.
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M’lady and I usually get a bottle of wine or fancy beer to drink during this awful show. We started early tonight.
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