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Harlock posted:The show is fun garbage it's okay to admit this just dont confuse it with a narrative epic I think the show oscillates between fun garbage and a narrative epic. We've seen this since the sexposition in Season 1. Definitely has swung more to the former since Season 5, though.
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Midgetskydiver posted:I also love how the Night King was just invulnerable to dragon fire but a metal knife kills him instantly. I appreciated the little smile he had after the dragon fire. As much as I might rag on it, that episode was great.
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I can't believe the "gonna buy a yacht and sail around the world together, yep, two weeks til retirement" rear end Grey Worm lived
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gently caress yeah that stab was awesome
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Elephanthead posted:I was waiting for him to kneel at Brans feet and be like oh gently caress Bran is killing everyone. 
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Sydin posted:I kinda like the idea that Arya's anime bullshit just doesn't play against the literal army of the dead. This post did not age well
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Majorian posted:Yes, Lyanna Mormont did get a good death. 
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Starks posted:Gendry is the rightful king bro Have you considered the "Bigger Army" Laws of Inheritance? shirts and skins posted:I can't believe the "gonna buy a yacht and sail around the world together, yep, two weeks til retirement" rear end Grey Worm lived One thing I'll give the writers credit for is that they love to occasionally subvert expectations with things like this. They have a ton of characters "closure" scenes, which in a normal show would mean they're gonners.
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Does this mean Arya is Azor Ahai???
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shirts and skins posted:I can't believe the "gonna buy a yacht and sail around the world together, yep, two weeks til retirement" rear end Grey Worm lived If anything that's funny enough that I'm on board.
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Kawalimus posted:It's gonna end that Cersei was right the whole time about not sending anyone to help. I hope Cersei does win because her plan worked flawlessly for her. Her enemies are down to basically the named characters or completely dead  Night King right kingArya is going to anime kill Cersei too
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If Theon had waited like two minutes before his suicide charge he probably woulda been ok
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Also what the gently caress was Bran warging into the crows the whole time for? What did that accomplish?
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Next ep should just put up a title card: 9 months later and then aria rips out a child and they proclaim it king, the end.
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a new study bible! posted:Can one of the Martells swoop in and save us from Dany taking the throne? Lol, please do not bring back the sand snakes
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Wanna see Jon force House Glover to clean up the mess.
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what do we got left 3 episodes? Don't see how that's gonna be enough time to make this next bit compelling
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I told myself I would be happy with whatever happened this episode so long as we got zombie Hodor. We didn’t.
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The most impressive part of this episode was how they managed to only kill off characters I thought were already dead like melisandre and edd
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Rosalind posted:Also what the gently caress was Bran warging into the crows the whole time for? What did that accomplish?
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:I hope Cersei does win because her plan worked flawlessly for her. Two dragons though are better then 20k golden jerkwads that don't even have war elephants.
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Rosalind posted:Also what the gently caress was Bran warging into the crows the whole time for? What did that accomplish? It reminded the audience that Bran can warg into crows and that he really should have been doing that for the past two episodes to update everybody on where the NK was and what he was doing.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:That was some dumb Hollywood bullshit. I figured she was hiding up in the tree.
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Did they even show how Arya got around the hundreds of not-zombies surrounding Bran?
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Rosalind posted:Also what the gently caress was Bran warging into the crows the whole time for? What did that accomplish? Congratulations on having put more thought into the script than the writers.
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It was poor tactics (though admittedly I'm not sure Dothraki are smart enough for tactics beyond "charge it with our horses") but the visual of them riding out with flaming blades (especially from the dragon's perspective) and then gradually going out was a neat start to things. Also the shot of the dragons rising above the storm was equally gorgeous. Add that one brief moment where I honestly thought "wow, they're actually going to go with the bad guys winning outright" right before the Arya ex machina and that was pretty much the good parts of the episode. The Arya ending was ludicrous as hell of course (there's no way in HELL she does that in the books) but I will grant I got massive entertainment value imagining how many people yelled "Oh bullshit!" at their screens simultaneously  . Ah well, just wonder what they'll pull out of their butts for Cersei now, but even at its worst this is still entertaining at least.
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We just have to train an assassin to kill climate change. How did we never see it before?
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MadDogMike posted:It was poor tactics (though admittedly I'm not sure Dothraki are smart enough for tactics beyond "charge it with our horses") but the visual of them riding out with flaming blades (especially from the dragon's perspective) and then gradually going out was a neat start to things. 
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Rosalind posted:What did that accomplish? Hi welcome to Game of Thrones. I feel like it was just for the "I'm going now" memes
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Starks posted:The most impressive part of this episode was how they managed to only kill off characters I thought were already dead like melisandre and edd Sam's plot armor was more impressive to me, lay on ground crying while millions of dead kill everyone around you
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The other funniest possibility after Aria would have been Bran shooting out one of the elf fireballs into Night Kings forehead.
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wyoak posted:That’s Bran’s entire arc Game of Thrones, All Starks are pointless.
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Bip Roberts posted:Next ep should just put up a title card: 9 months later and then aria rips out a child and they proclaim it king, the end.
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Lmao that the literal singular purpose of Bran and the three eyed raven is just zombie bait. Nothing else.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Imagine being this guy lmao who can’t enjoy anything It's not a matter of not enjoying anything. It's that it's a dumb ending to the show. The White Walkers were the threat from the beginning of the show. They shouldn't have been the pit stop on the way to Cerseiville. I just don't see how anything in King's Landing will be as remotely fun as this episode, Clegane Bowl aside. It would have been a loving great way to end the show with the White Walkers winning at the very end. I didn't watch Soprano's, but I remember the ending being controversial like 10 years ago, and people being upset at it. Imagine if the biggest action TV show of all time ended with the good guys actually losing. Instead this entire episode was filled with main characters with plot armor over and over, and the big baddie making the dumbest mistake ever.
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DoctorGonzo posted:That was the dumbest loving thing i have ever seen Turn on your monitor lol
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