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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/thedepthsbeIow/status/1059267747031339008

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oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Maybe scuba diving as a full time job/hobby gets you used to stumbling around in an actively hostile environment, where you can't see more than 100 feet in any direction, and where enormous animals can just silently appear above you.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

oh dope posted:

Maybe scuba diving as a full time job/hobby gets you used to stumbling around in an actively hostile environment, where you can't see more than 100 feet in any direction, and where enormous animals can just silently appear above you.

100 feet? Try under 10 feet :v:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_QSP9xSoI0


Also even if the visibility is good and you can see a fair way it's real easy for .... well, I'll let the gif tell the story
https://i.imgur.com/ICp7cFc.mp4

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

oh dope posted:

Maybe scuba diving as a full time job/hobby gets you used to stumbling around in an actively hostile environment, where you can't see more than 100 feet in any direction, and where enormous animals can just silently appear above you.

As a scuba diver, whales are absolutely my #1 fear. Probably not entirely rational.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

100 feet? Try under 10 feet :v:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_QSP9xSoI0


Also even if the visibility is good and you can see a fair way it's real easy for .... well, I'll let the gif tell the story
https://i.imgur.com/ICp7cFc.mp4

Sharks, on the other hand, are generally chill bros and they don't scare me at all. I've been around lots of sharks of various kinds; never great whites, but even great whites aren't that big of a deal if you're not at the surface, since they hunt by attacking things above them.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





"Good morning friends, have you heard the good word about our lord and savior?"

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Chard posted:

"Good morning friends, have you heard the good word about our lord and savior?"

HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I would immediately take the opportunity to boop the shark in the nose.

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

chitoryu12 posted:

I would immediately take the opportunity to boop the shark in the nose.

Seconded. Other snoots with that many teeth attached tend to have paws the size of your head.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

chitoryu12 posted:

I would immediately take the opportunity to boop the shark in the nose.

Such a good shark, it'll eat right off your hand! All the way up to the armpit

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/DrLindseyFitz/status/1122396367664615424

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


Why ere people snatching bodies in the 1800s?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Ariong posted:

Why ere people snatching bodies in the 1800s?

To quote a philosopher

[Violent J]
Mr. Newgleson, they buried him with a watch
And it's worth about 300 bucks, give me a shovel
I say gently caress the dead I mean they loving dead, gently caress them
Wearing watches and gold nugget rings
And I ain't suppose to pluck them?
I don't just leave them there, I take the whole loving body
And squeeze and play with they appendix like it's silly putty
I'm up for all kind of hours all off in your grave
And to this wicked poo poo I am a slave
But I like this

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Okay, I object to the use of the term “body snatcher.” I think “grave robber” is more appropriate. “Body snatcher” implies that they want the bodies themselves for something.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Body snatchers took bodies and sold them to medical colleges in the 1800s. Laws in Britain regulated what kinds of bodies (prisoners, orphans, etc.) could be used for anatomy classes, so a business sprung up of stealing bodies and selling them when legal corpses became hard to get.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I have a similar device set up at work to keep people from eating my stash of peanut M&Ms.

Fuckers.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



verbal enema posted:

To quote a philosopher

[Violent J]
Mr. Newgleson, they buried him with a watch
And it's worth about 300 bucks, give me a shovel
I say gently caress the dead I mean they loving dead, gently caress them
Wearing watches and gold nugget rings
And I ain't suppose to pluck them?
I don't just leave them there, I take the whole loving body
And squeeze and play with they appendix like it's silly putty
I'm up for all kind of hours all off in your grave
And to this wicked poo poo I am a slave
But I like this


This is the first time I've heard anyone rap about the specific crime of grave robbing, but then I've never heard a rapper wonder about magnetism before either, Godspeed Violent J

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Ariong posted:

Why ere people snatching bodies in the 1800s?

"Why Was Benjamin Franklin’s Basement Filled With Skeletons?"

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-was-benjamin-franklins-basement-filled-with-skeletons-524521/

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Apparently he sold hobos by the each, the dozen, the cord, or the ton.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Ariong posted:

Why ere people snatching bodies in the 1800s?

They were stealing bodies for medical colleges. In the 1820's in the UK medicine was really taking off, and surgery especially. For this they needed anatomical specimens to dissect. The law at the time said you could only use the bodies of people who had died from suicide, prisoners or orphans for this, but by this time we had massively reduced the number of prisoners we were executing. This meant there was a massive shortage of bodies. This lead to the boom in body snatching by the so called 'Resurrection Men' who would pop down and dig you back up as soon as you had been buried and sell your corpse to a medical school. 19th C was the key time in history for body-snatching. In 1832 we passed the Anatomy Act which massively reduced the incidence.

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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Two body snatchers in Edinburgh called Burke and Hare murdered 16 people because selling bodies to surgeons was so lucrative.

After he was executed, Burke's skin was made into a wallet and book cover, which are among the very many incredibly gnarly exhibits at the Surgeon's Hall Museum in Edinburgh today, which I highly recommend.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
The resurrectionist goes plying,
Without ado his simple trade.
Material is always dying,
And got with nothing but a spade. - Edward Gorey

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

bitterandtwisted posted:

Two body snatchers in Edinburgh called Burke and Hare murdered 16 people because selling bodies to surgeons was so lucrative.

After he was executed, Burke's skin was made into a wallet and book cover, which are among the very many incredibly gnarly exhibits at the Surgeon's Hall Museum in Edinburgh today, which I highly recommend.
They sold them to Robert Knox, surgeon, anatomist and zoologist... this guy...



:stare:

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
the case also tangentially involved speed surgeon Robert Liston, although in a positive fashion:

wikipedia posted:

According to Liston, he saw Mary Paterson's body in Knox's rooms and immediately suspected foul play. He knocked Knox down after an altercation in front of his students – Liston assumed some students had slept with her when she was alive, and that they should dissect her body offended his sense of decency. He removed her body for burial.[21]

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

thatbastardken posted:

the case also tangentially involved speed surgeon Robert Liston, although in a positive fashion:

I didn't know that he could interact with people without accidentally slicing off their balls and other assorted body parts.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Dick Trauma posted:

I didn't know that he could interact with people without accidentally slicing off their balls and other assorted body parts.

he's not going to dismember someone for free, the man's a professional.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

:lol:

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

bitterandtwisted posted:

Two body snatchers in Edinburgh called Burke and Hare murdered 16 people because selling bodies to surgeons was so lucrative.

After he was executed, Burke's skin was made into a wallet and book cover, which are among the very many incredibly gnarly exhibits at the Surgeon's Hall Museum in Edinburgh today, which I highly recommend.

Their story was immortalised in a traditional Edinburgh rhyme:

Let's go shopping wi' Burke and Hare,
Oop the close and doon the stair,
Burke's the butcher
and Hare's the thief
and Doc's the man who buys the beef.


E: "Close" is Scots for alleyway.

EmptyVessel has a new favorite as of 19:16 on Apr 29, 2019

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Aramoro posted:

They were stealing bodies for medical colleges. In the 1820's in the UK medicine was really taking off, and surgery especially. For this they needed anatomical specimens to dissect. The law at the time said you could only use the bodies of people who had died from suicide, prisoners or orphans for this, but by this time we had massively reduced the number of prisoners we were executing. This meant there was a massive shortage of bodies. This lead to the boom in body snatching by the so called 'Resurrection Men' who would pop down and dig you back up as soon as you had been buried and sell your corpse to a medical school. 19th C was the key time in history for body-snatching. In 1832 we passed the Anatomy Act which massively reduced the incidence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7KvAyVnbw

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://i.imgur.com/HsA4iKq.mp4

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

I thought this was the Schadenfreude thread, and couldn't imagine how this could possibly end in a way that wasn't just pure horror.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

<Long Tall Sally faintly queues up>

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/HumanoidHistory/status/1123469284850720769

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF44YvDVP8Y

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX3VaFG7AvU&t=1s

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Both of those videos are great. What those kids did... amazing!

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Because I know everyone would want to see how it turned out in the play, here's The Scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX3VaFG7AvU&t=2919s

I loving love these kids.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Because I know everyone would want to see how it turned out in the play, here's The Scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX3VaFG7AvU&t=2919s

I loving love these kids.

Holy poo poo that fuckin blood spray! :black101:

I saw Alien in 1979. This is blowing my mind! :corsair:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



fuckin goosebumps

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Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

https://twitter.com/LeoOfHyrule/status/1122850640273780737

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