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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/IanDunt/status/1122805112802463745

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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

the olds spent all the North Sea gas money and years of privatisation has left nothing else left in the pot

the young have no money either

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


sargon of cell block 3

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Sargon of A Kid

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



LOL that you can just install a VPN so the only people who can't watch porn will be the old MPs themselves

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Though I'm kinda looking forward to going to the post office and asking for "one porn pass please" while breathing heavily

That just sounds funny, I might bring my friends and we can make a day of it.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Hentai Jihadist posted:

LOL that you can just install a VPN so the only people who can't watch porn will be the old MPs themselves

MPs will still try their best, here is an in-depth analysis of parliaments insane pornography use

quote:

Famous Faces

There’s also one other element our research threw up which is worth noting.

It may make you a little uncomfortable to think about our MPs living active sexual lives and having thick, shuddering orgasms between rounds of case work, but that’s not a patch on what’s coming.

The cold, hard truth of it is that people around the world find our MPs attractive. Not just “pleasant to look at”. Not just “objectively handsome”. They want to see our elected officials at it. They want to see our politicians gently caress.

Don’t believe us? Take a look at PornHub’s celebrity searches for 2016. In among the Kardashians and the Trumps – look who’s there…


Theresa May.

And Boris Johnson.

The good news is, looks like Meghan Markle is going to fit right in here…

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Sargon is a cad :smugbert:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

but think of the children innit

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

That's basically all the English do.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I enjoyed reading through Sargon's Encyclopaedia Dramatica entry. Despite the old lady and gay porn photos on the page and the awful language usage, it has a few interesting 'facts' about ol' Carl towards the bottom of the page (it's a long entry because he's been doing dumb poo poo for years it seems).

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Relevant Tangent posted:

That's basically all the English do.
lol

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


is sargon an ex-goon kiwifarms type because that seems like a well-worn path to being A Notable Chud Online

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


he’s destined to be PM

The Lobotomy Kid
Aug 27, 2011

and act like a nut.
Imagine running what's basically a novelty campaign to boost your image and ending up in prison instead.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




The Lobotomy Kid posted:

Imagine running what's basically a novelty campaign to boost your image and ending up in prison instead.

he ran to get a twitter acct again

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




which didnt work

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




instead he got investigated for the english disease (pedophilia)

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

how did The Who guy evade prison ?

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Jose posted:

the tories have already got terrible support from anyone under 50 and now they're proposing this lol

https://twitter.com/johnmcdonnellMP/status/1122798398485204992

Wasn't a similar provision to this a big part of why their last election manifesto went over like a lead balloon, particularly contrasted with Labour's? Don't these fuckers ever learn?

lol no of course they don't the worthless bloodsucking fossils

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jel Shaker posted:

the olds spent all the North Sea gas money and years of privatisation has left nothing else left in the pot

the young have no money either

Meanwhile the Chad Norway put their share in a sovereign wealth fund now valued at around 1 trillion USD.

Rookoo
Jul 24, 2007

euphronius posted:

how did The Who guy evade prison ?

I don’t think he was actually in possession of any child abuse images, he used his credit card to access a website hosting them. He said it was to prove banks were channelling profits from pedophile rings. Whether that’s a load of poo poo or not the UK courts tend not to jail people as a first resort for non-contact offences unless they’re a clear danger or there’s some exacerbating factor.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Wasn't a similar provision to this a big part of why their last election manifesto went over like a lead balloon, particularly contrasted with Labour's? Don't these fuckers ever learn?

lol no of course they don't the worthless bloodsucking fossils

Yeah, the so called 'dementia tax'

Conservatives by their nature will glut themselves on other people's money until they explode like overfed ticks. They can't help themselves, even when it means cannibalising the last vestiges of their own base

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I enjoyed reading through Sargon's Encyclopaedia Dramatica entry. Despite the old lady and gay porn photos on the page and the awful language usage, it has a few interesting 'facts' about ol' Carl towards the bottom of the page (it's a long entry because he's been doing dumb poo poo for years it seems).

Is it safe to browse ED these days? I know it is not safe for work or the brain I'm talking viruses here.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Valko posted:

Is it safe to browse ED these days? I know it is not safe for work or the brain I'm talking viruses here.

I wore a condom.

(No idea but my virus software didn't flag anything though that might be because it's poo poo??)

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Don't use an antivirus, Windows has all the security measures you need built-in. Antivirus software is unnecessary snake oil that causes serious problems with regularity.

And keep your software up-to-date.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Valko posted:

Is it safe to browse ED these days? I know it is not safe for work or the brain I'm talking viruses here.

Noscript is your friend.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Are the British terrified that all their spiritual closeness to Japan would mean that if they let up with their repression and sex laws for even two seconds... that... things might...

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Wasn't a similar provision to this a big part of why their last election manifesto went over like a lead balloon, particularly contrasted with Labour's? Don't these fuckers ever learn?

lol no of course they don't the worthless bloodsucking fossils

I suspect that it didn't have anywhere near the impact people claim. The Tories grew their vote pretty significantly, particularly with old people. The main reason they lost their majority is that Labour hoovered up third-party/previous non-voters and i dont see how you can credit the dementia tax for that

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
old people don't stop voting for the most awful option just because that party specifically promised to gently caress them over

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Like basically you're saying that a bunch of young people, who have been hosed over by the tories for years, saw that the tories were going to screw some olds and that was what made them switch from green/lib dem/whatever to labour

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Barry Foster posted:

Yeah, the so called 'dementia tax'

Conservatives by their nature will glut themselves on other people's money until they explode like overfed ticks. They can't help themselves, even when it means cannibalising the last vestiges of their own base

The problem with conservatism is eventually you run out of other people's money

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Squizzle posted:

which didnt work

Carl will fix it. :razz:

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
I will never eat at Carl’s jr.

I’m a Sargees man

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Lambert posted:

, Windows has all the security measures you need built-in.

lmao holy poo poo if you believe this

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Quantum of Phallus posted:

lmao holy poo poo if you believe this

It's absolutely true and the accepted best practice. Don't buy terrible antivirus software. Windows Defender is all you need. You can optionally enable PUA Protection & Network Protection for added security.

Some browser extensions may be useful: An adblocker (Ublock Origin) with some anti-tracking filter lists added/enabled is good for the privacy-minded.

Lambert has issued a correction as of 21:40 on Apr 29, 2019

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

Sargon of A Kid

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Lambert posted:

It's absolutely true and the accepted best practice. Don't buy terrible antivirus software. Windows Defender is all you need. You can optionally enable PUA Protection & Network Protection for added security.

Some browser extensions may be useful: An adblocker (Ublock Origin) with some anti-tracking filter lists added/enabled is good for the privacy-minded.

No joke, adblock is far more important than antivirus software.

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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Quantum of Phallus posted:

lmao holy poo poo if you believe this

anyone who writes a virus that can penetrate microsoft security is immediately recruited to become a cybertroop so there's a lot less bullshit in the wild than there once was

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