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Tunicate
May 15, 2012


thanks

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Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

Lurdiak posted:

The Chest is one of Spider-man's more obscure villains.


Nah, it's The Torso from Newcastle. (Obscure British comics references ITT.)

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
The Headless Headhunter, Hugest Giant In The Universe

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

"Mr Parker, I am gay for you."

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Try to ignore the smell of hobo piss and rat droppings.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
He really is his son's father :3:

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Johnny Walker posted:

Try to ignore the smell of hobo piss and rat droppings.

The coat doesn't smell too good either.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Johnny Walker posted:



Try to ignore the smell of hobo piss and rat droppings.

Peter B. Parker energy.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011





Did the director also promise the Marvella part to Mysterio?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Next strip is Mysterio opening fire on MJ's apartment

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
"Oh no! But if I dodge the bullets, they'll know that I, Peter Parker's corpse, am secretly... Spider-man's corpse!"

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Not really seeing the correlation between those things in your plans here, Mysterio.

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010
I'm like 93% sure this Mysterio is actually Smiley's daughter. Fits too well. But this comic is this comic, so it's entirely possible Mysterio just thinks MJ is wrong for the role.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
mysterio is a big supporter of nepotism. he wants that angry daughter who thinks she was born to play a character in a sequel to a direct to video movie to shine.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Johnny Walker posted:



Not really seeing the correlation between those things in your plans here, Mysterio.

".. Wait, poo poo, that was my only monitor. gently caress."

Astus
Nov 11, 2008

Cabbit posted:

".. Wait, poo poo, that was my only monitor. gently caress."

Don't worry, both the energy blast and the monitor were an illusion.

Mysterio is broke as gently caress, he lives in a dark room with no windows.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Astus posted:

Don't worry, both the energy blast and the monitor were an illusion.

Mysterio is broke as gently caress, he lives in a dark room with no windows.

A sad story about a man pushed to the brink by isolation.

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.

Johnny Walker posted:



Not really seeing the correlation between those things in your plans here, Mysterio.

It's great. :allears:

I'm fascinated by Marvella's Hobgoblin, She-Hulk and Stryfe/Scarlet Witch mashup costume.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

Johnny Walker posted:



Not really seeing the correlation between those things in your plans here, Mysterio.

Is Felon 9 related to Clown 9?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Cabbit posted:

".. Wait, poo poo, that was my only monitor. gently caress."

I'm sure the Big Gay Logan arc started like this. Doc Ock was monologing his plans while watching the news and smashed his TV, then he went "oops, but first I must steal a new TV".

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I'd like to think that he turned around and blasted a prop screen.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender




gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
and now he is invisible to cops!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


...and he swings right into the ground.



Can nothing stop Mysterio's rampant destruction of his own property?

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

"Now that I think about it, I should kill that Parker guy too."

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Psychedelicatessen posted:

"Now that I think about it, I should kill that Parker guy too."

"I'll wait 'til they're all in the same place at the same time!"

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Psychedelicatessen posted:

"Now that I think about it, I should kill that Parker guy too."

*stomps a wet paper box*

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

He's scrunching it so hard that she's... falling out of the borders?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Psychedelicatessen posted:

"Now that I think about it, I should kill that Parker guy too."

"If I don't, I will suspect that Peter Parker is Spider-Man."

Sailor Goon
Feb 21, 2012

Mysterio: “I will destroy Mary Jane Parker, even though I cannot successfully crumple this image of her”

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Humongous Pear posted:

Mysterio: “I will destroy Mary Jane Parker, even though I cannot successfully crumple this image of her”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE7rDDuz01A&t=55s

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Johnny Walker posted:

...and he swings right into the ground.



Can nothing stop Mysterio's rampant destruction of his own property?

"I will destroy Spider-Man for breaking the sanctity of marriage!"

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Oh my god Mysterio is gonna 9/11 the movie!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

This arc just got very awkward

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



Come on, that's not fair, you know how gullible the thread is.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
We've spent too much time around Peter, the stupidity is contagious.

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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Pete's wearing his costume under a jacket without even a shirt covering it. I can't decide if it would be better if he was just wearing his costume pants uncovered or wearing like big snow pants.

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