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Rey is still blandly ”good”, like a jogger that buys local produce and votes green so i can believe this
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Gonz posted:https://makingstarwars.net/2019/04/huge-rumor-about-how-the-final-duel-in-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-plays-out/ it didn't hit me until i read this dumbass rumor that i'm actually kind of rooting for ep IX to fail so hell yeah, bring it on
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Wild Horses posted:Rey is still blandly ”good”, like a jogger that buys local produce and votes green so i can believe this The Dark Side seems to be defined by ambition, greed and selfishness. Since Rey at this point has no real motivation or goals, she's obviously going to be immune to its temptation.
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That sounds totally wretched but believable. I'll be happy for adam driver if he gets out while the getting's good at least. Insofar as there was anything good going on in the ST it pretty much came down to him. I give him a lot of flak on these forums for his weird face but he really made the most of the material
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:He had the unsavable combination of being an Insanely Online Twitter Man and the person who wrote this: 'The TIE wibbles and wobbles through the air, careening drunkenly across the Myrrann rooftops - it zigzags herkily-jerkily out of sight.' "Imagine four banthas at the edge of a cliff."
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Gonz posted:https://makingstarwars.net/2019/04/huge-rumor-about-how-the-final-duel-in-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-plays-out/ Awful. Straight doo doo.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Awful. Bantha poodoo.
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And I thought just going “so uh THEY BUILT A SECOND DEATH STAR, and... the good guys blew it up again” was a bad way to close a trilogy. They literally found a way to redo the whole fight for Vader’s soul but stupid.
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When Palpatine goes into Kylo Ren, Kylo should say "Kill me it's the only way" but then Rey should give him a big kiss and the love forces Palpatine out like he's allergic to it because he's so evil. Then Rose will say "See, she didn't fight what she hated, she saved what she loved".
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It turns out that not only are midichlorians real in Star Wars, so are cooties.
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Gonz posted:https://makingstarwars.net/2019/04/huge-rumor-about-how-the-final-duel-in-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-plays-out/ Oh. Oh no. Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooo
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CJ posted:When Palpatine goes into Kylo Ren, Kylo should say "Kill me it's the only way" but then Rey should give him a big kiss and the love forces Palpatine out like he's allergic to it because he's so evil. Then Rose will say "See, she didn't fight what she hated, she saved what she loved". Alas but Rey is immune to the dark side because she is volcel, and has never been horney in her life
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Gonz posted:https://makingstarwars.net/2019/04/huge-rumor-about-how-the-final-duel-in-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-plays-out/ Didn't Rey respond to the Dark Side's call in the last episode when she jumped head first into that sea hole and saw herself in the hall of mirrors thing? And Luke made a big deal out of how easily she was drawn to it?
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They’re not gonna make her flirt with the dark side because parents (and in turn Disney) don’t want their little girls getting bad ideas from their Star Wars hero.
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ruddiger posted:Didn't Rey respond to the Dark Side's call in the last episode when she jumped head first into that sea hole and saw herself in the hall of mirrors thing? And Luke made a big deal out of how easily she was drawn to it? Was going to post this also, like, what? I mean obviously I understand, I think it's stupid, but I understand Abrams undoing some of the doors that were opened in Last Jedi, but drat LOL. Maybe he's just being petty because they moved Kylo Ren's scar between Force Awakens and Last Jedi. teagone posted:Oh. Oh no. DO NOT WANT.
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Lol why are they letting people write this complete horseshit? I mean my holy Jesus that’s worse than whatever forgettable nonsense I read about in this thread a few pages ago.
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High Lord Elbow posted:Lol why are they letting people write this complete horseshit? I mean my holy Jesus that’s worse than whatever forgettable nonsense I read about in this thread a few pages ago. It’s basically rumor at this point, right?
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Let's not overreact here. At this point last time around everyone though TLJ would involve magic trees or Rey being Anakin reborn.
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Matt Smith being palpatine sounds amazing and I hope thy actually show him hamming it up and being a cartoon villain.
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Gonz posted:https://makingstarwars.net/2019/04/huge-rumor-about-how-the-final-duel-in-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-plays-out/ This sounds like some poo poo I wrote in third grade right after I watched The Exorcist for the first time. idk why but every story I wrote as a kid was a star wars sequel trilogy treatment.
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Preston Waters posted:This sounds like some poo poo I wrote in third grade right after I watched The Exorcist for the first time. Speaking of that example, it did indeed reminds me of this! https://web.archive.org/web/20050313031235/http://www.freewebs.com:80/exorcist-synchronized/synchronized.htm
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Hemingway To Go! posted:Matt Smith being palpatine sounds amazing and I hope thy actually show him hamming it up and being a cartoon villain. yea the literal only thing about that that doesn't fill me with dread is the thought of seeing Smith hamming it up cackling and sneering like a real sith fuckface instead of all these drat broody angry vader types.
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Smith is gonna be a blurry hologram in the background of some crowded city street. He will be the highest paid actor in the film.
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Gonz posted:https://makingstarwars.net/2019/04/huge-rumor-about-how-the-final-duel-in-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-plays-out/  It's only April and there are usually a bunch of bad rumors floating around, but that's a franchise killer of a storyline if any of it is true.
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Violator posted:It’s basically rumor at this point, right? Doronin posted:
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Neo Rasa posted:I forget but at this point before Force Awakens came out wasn't basically the entire plot of it leaked correctly? I think there might have been a mostly solid leak but it was still buried in piles of other 'FINN IS ACTUALLY LUKE'S SON AND PHASMA IS A FORCE GHOST IN ARMOR' stuff coming out along with it
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https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/phasm posted:1. (obsolete) An apparition; a phantom. 
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I really loved that fake leak because it was literally only 'phasma...phantasm? CASE CLOSED' and, like, yea that canonically is how stupid Star Wars names do.
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Have any spoilers mentioned Phasma yet?  I haven't seen anything on her, it's like she fell off a cliff? 
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'for my evidence that the person named 'Phasma' is a ghost I present literally every bad guy named poo poo like 'Sidious' whatever, or the roguish loner named 'Han Solo'.' 'yea ok fair call there'.
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Brother Entropy posted:they name her phasma because as far as the plot's concerned she might as well not even be there Due to her design/etc. before Force Awakens came out she was hyped up like she was to be the new Boba Fett in terms of badassness/etc. She is.
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Neo Rasa posted:Due to her design/etc. before Force Awakens came out she was hyped up like she was to be the new Boba Fett in terms of badassness/etc. I dunno, Boba Fett actually does something. I don't remember what Phasma even does other than... get captured? She also falls and dies I guess.
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Boba Fett tailgated a guy driving a broken car and then told the police what town he was going to. Then he fell in a hole and died.
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That random stormtrooper who fought Finn in TFA did more than Phasma. Why that wasn't Phasma is beyond me. Maybe it's all part of JJ's mystery box of cinema.
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Robot Style posted:Boba Fett tailgated a guy driving a broken car and then told the police what town he was going to. Would 100% watch a Star Wars remake that takes place in depressed, small town Midwestern America. ...or Afghanistan. e: John Hawkes for Old Ben, the burnout alcoholic living in a shack on the edge of town who vowed to watch out for his shithead war buddy's kid. feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Apr 29, 2019 |
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Robot Style posted:Boba Fett tailgated a guy driving a broken car and then told the police what town he was going to. Boba Fett hauls Solo's rear end away leaving his fate uncertain until the next film, it's pretty cool. Also gave us Operation Save Solo in ROTJ which is awesome. Not saying Boba Fett is a great character (because he really isn't a character), but he serves a purpose. You could remove Phasma from the sequels and the films would be no worse because she doesn't do anything. feedmyleg posted:Would 100% watch a Star Wars remake that takes place in depressed, small town Midwestern America. Han Solo as a moonshiner would be amazing.
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Gonz posted:https://makingstarwars.net/2019/04/huge-rumor-about-how-the-final-duel-in-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-plays-out/ It's so bad it's probably true.
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