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Karate Bastard posted:I'm only keeping poon chains going cause I know cosby guy hates it. Cosby hating poon doesn't really track
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In this case, it is being shared consentually
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RandomFerret posted:In this case, it is being shared consentually You can’t spell very well. Spend more time at the labe-rary
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freeedr posted:You can’t spell very well. Spend more time at the labe-rary Congratulations. You killed it. The vagina jokes finally dried up.
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Chichevache posted:Congratulations. You killed it. The vagina jokes finally dried up. We need to keep doing even worse ones until all the people raging about how lovely the last few pages have been die of cerebral hemorrhage.
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Apr 30, 2019 02:26
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Chichevache posted:Congratulations. You killed it. The vagina jokes finally dried up. typical man
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Apr 30, 2019 02:53
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Chichevache posted:Congratulations. You killed it. The vagina jokes finally dried up. YOU LABIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, drat YOU! GOD drat YOU ALL TO HELL!!
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Apr 30, 2019 04:05
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You know, I'm increasingly certain I didn't survive that car crash.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:YOU LABIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, drat YOU! GOD drat YOU ALL TO HELL!! Zack! Zack! He's a Lego Labiac! Leeeeegoooo Laaaabiiiiiaaaaaa! Lego Labia!
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1stGear posted:You know, I'm increasingly certain I didn't survive that car crash. Let me guess, that was in 2015 or 2016?
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I now know time travel doesn’t exist, because if it was ever invented I would have already gone back in time and killed Lowtax before he could start SA just to make sure the last few pages never happened.
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AmiYumi posted:I now know time travel doesn’t exist, because if it was ever invented I would have already gone back in time and killed Lowtax before he could start SA just to make sure the last few pages never happened. Not to belabia the point, but this only proves that YOU never gain access to time-travel technology. It’s a minora point, but one that really leaves your argument flapsing in the wind.
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Labiala posted:Labi Alabial
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So want that to be actual 90s cringe rock. With, idk yodeling?
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Karate Bastard posted:So want that to be actual 90s cringe rock. With, idk yodeling? *puts hands to hs mouth like the ricola guy* labiaaaaaa
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friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your labia
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:countrymen God drat you it was right loving there
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Somfin posted:God drat you it was right loving there 
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Somfin posted:God drat you it was right loving there ...labiamen?
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A joke so old that even Shakespeare made it
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Like "gentry", but in Australia.
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Gough Whitlam posted:When Sir Winton Turnbull [who represented a large rural seat], a slow and sometimes stumbling speaker, was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted: "I am a Count–ry member". I interjected "I remember". Sir Winton could not understand why, for the first time in all the years he had been speaking in the House, there was instant and loud applause from both sides.
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Cacafuego posted:Holy poo poo, it’s an apocryphal “I was watching X, I said <something funny> and the whole audience clapped and cheered. There's the time Kim Beazley called Pauline Hason the "Oxleigh moron" (Hanson is our Trump, back in those days it was "Asians!", she seems to have made the switch to "Muslims!" with no probs in recent years. Oxleigh was the name of her seat). Keating would regularly have both sides pissing themselves. Come to think of it, just read some Hansard (parliamentary record) or watch a bit of Question Time.
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nockturne posted:There's the time Kim Beazley called Pauline Hason the "Oxleigh moron" (Hanson is our Trump, back in those days it was "Asians!", she seems to have made the switch to "Muslims!" with no probs in recent years. Oxleigh was the name of her seat). Keating would regularly have both sides pissing themselves. On that point, also courtesy of Mr. Whitlam: quote:I soon learned that the Federal Parliament could also be vulgar. Rowley James, who had been crippled in a car accident, noisily entered the House during question time. Having settled in his seat, he noisily placed his walking stick on his desk. He then leaned to one side and broke wind. Speaker Cameron was so exasperated that he called him to order. James challenged him, “Mr. Speaker, what did I do?” Cameron was speechless. Eddie Ward scarcely helped by raising a point of order. http://whitlamdismissal.com/2000/05/24/whitlam-sense-of-humour-debate.html
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Australian politics was great when Paul Keating was Prime Minister and in full swing. He once, when asked by the leader of the opposition why (if he was so sure of his chances) he didn't call an election replied "Because I want to do you slowly". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU2RMz5g9ho
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"So I made up my mind I was going to find someone who would love me unconditionally three hundred and sixty-five days a year. Watanabe: Wow, and did your search pay off? That's the hard part. After the fifth consecutive day of genital puns, I realised my mistake"
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You may have noticed this thread was temporarily gone. Now it is back. I assume at least one goon had this post as an internal reaction to its dear departure: MarioTeachesWiping posted:This is a hive minded piece of poo poo hugbox for trolls rejected from other forums, and as soon as they took over I was unfairly maligned from day one. Go ahead and ban me, because I'm not going to stop posting here just because you did your best to ruin it for everyone but yourselves. Get hosed
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Welcome back thread!Leon Einstein posted:I love rocking out to Tears in Heaven. I knew a boomer that would always talk about how Wonderful Tonight was a panty dropper for him. CPL593H posted:Tears in Heaven is more of a baby dropper.
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EorayMel posted:You may have noticed this thread was temporarily gone. Now it is back. better labe than never (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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damnit we only just got it back, don't start giving the mods lip (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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*dad gives the nerf gun back* *immediately thwaps dad in the nuts with a dart*
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Twelve Batmans is melting down in the r/elationships thread about how non-blacks shouldn't say the n word, and Breetai comes in with this excellent post.Breetai posted:Oh yes, the mighty chasm between the 'soft r' and 'hard 'r that makes all the difference. It's like that time when I told the Rabbi and his congregation that the symbol on my t-poo poo was actually an Eastern religious symbol for Suparshvanatha, and besides I was screaming "achtun", not "Achtung" (note the soft g) while doing a ROMAN salute, thank you very much, and the whole synagogue clapped. The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Weird thoughts from when you were a kid Riatsala posted:When I was 5 there was a fuckin' rad coin op airplane ride at the grocery store where you could go up, down, left, right, forward, and back by like 2 feet in every direction on these rickety hydraulics
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