IT'S OFFICIAL! Donald Jello Shot Trump Will Run Again In 2020! #MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

ttnau8o0p

https://i.imgur.com/QfzD1sP.mp4

# ? May 1, 2019 04:11

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Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

a.lo posted:

!Trymp!

# ? May 1, 2019 04:11

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

Watching CNN's The 2000s on Netflix, and episode 3 starts off with the 2000 elections.

Somewhere far away from here, there's a 5-4 decision (in favor of STATES RIGHTS) that results in a Gore presidency, no Iraq / ISIS / fragmentation of the Middle East, and at least some amelioration of global warming compared to this poo poo timeline.

# ? May 1, 2019 04:11

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jon Joe posted:

come back when you've formed a meltdowner's union

first we had to make a shitposters union now a meltdowners union these dues are gonna eat me out of house and home wont someone please SAVE US JOE BIDEN FROM UNION DUES

# ? May 1, 2019 04:12

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Dewgy posted:

trelmp

# ? May 1, 2019 04:12

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

tatgm

https://i.imgur.com/Rmsnn5N.mp4

# ? May 1, 2019 04:12

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

snoo posted:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? May 1, 2019 04:12

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

Many Day in Chicago tomorrow. Not one person will remember the Haymarket affair tomorrow (or this week, generally).

# ? May 1, 2019 04:12

MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

a.lo posted:

# ? May 1, 2019 04:12

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

Addamere posted:

first we had to make a shitposters union now a meltdowners union these dues are gonna eat me out of house and home wont someone please SAVE US JOE BIDEN FROM UNION DUES

joe biden will spare you from union dues as long as he gets to sniff and squeeze you first

# ? May 1, 2019 04:12

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

a.lo posted:

# ? May 1, 2019 04:12

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

gently caress off you pillock!!

im meltin down over here

# ? May 1, 2019 04:12

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

# ? May 1, 2019 04:12

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

snoo posted:

lol i just remembered the burger tigers wh dinner lmao

completely forgot about that

# ? May 1, 2019 04:12

campfire: Feb 19, 2008; Snoo Zertnert

old town road is good

# ? May 1, 2019 04:13

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

hardworking cspam poo poo posters sucked dry of their dues

# ? May 1, 2019 04:13

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Pancakes posted:

The dissent brought this up. The majority held that his strangulation was one act, rather than intentional partial strangulation followed by an unintentional fatal strangulation. It also held that even if you like it it still counts as an "injury".

well that seems wrong to me but IANAL

# ? May 1, 2019 04:13

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

misspelling trump�s last name shows an unacceptable lack of respect for the dignity of the office of the presidency

# ? May 1, 2019 04:13

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

321-503-8126

Reposting my phone number for nite crew, ~3 hours left before it expires.

Pooky has issued a correction as of 04:19 on May 1, 2019

# ? May 1, 2019 04:13

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

how does trumg eat? does he chew? inhale food like the lardass he appears to be to us mortals? does he have a separate feeding hole???

# ? May 1, 2019 04:13

campfire: Feb 19, 2008; Snoo Zertnert

Spergin Morlock posted:

well that seems wrong to me but IANAL

i dont anal either but do you see me bragging about it

# ? May 1, 2019 04:13

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

# ? May 1, 2019 04:13

campfire: Feb 19, 2008; Snoo Zertnert

Poniard posted:

how does trumg eat? does he chew? inhale food like the lardass he appears to be to us mortals? does he have a separate feeding hole???

HEV suit charge station sound

# ? May 1, 2019 04:14

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Xaris posted:

lol i just remembered the burger tigers wh dinner lmao

completely forgot about that

# ? May 1, 2019 04:14

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

misspelling trump�s last name shows an unacceptable lack of respect for the dignity of the office of the presidency

the president of the united states has never been dignified

# ? May 1, 2019 04:14

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Nichael posted:

TODAY is day 830 of the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump's Administration
THERE HAVE BEEN _{_{14088+7177+7690+3728+7086+2970+946+2618+3227+2966+3087+2069+992+3634+3440+3003+3306+3217+3220+3362+2968+3437+2999+3731+2790+2770+2603+2 =}} 103,126 PAGES OF TRUMP THREAD AS OF THIS POST

[extremely Majel Barrett voice:] Previously on Trump thread...

And now the conclusion.

This is the thread for May 2019 where we discuss the various hijinks our Nazi president gets up to. Between now and May 31st will be another 3,000 pages of quality #content as we analyze the strategic genius of the guy who almost certainly has poo poo his pants about three times today alone.

Here's some pictures of our special guy:

Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume I -- Dawn of the Escalator
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume II -- The End of All Things
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume III -- A Guide for Post-Apocalyptic Living
~~Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume IV -- The Edge of the Abyss~~^{That's Very Strange, This Entire Thread Is Blank!}
Now That's What I Call TRMUP!: Volume V -- Wet Hot American Summer (of Piss)
TRMUP!: Pardoning Dog Murderers to Counter Program Hurricanes
TRMUP!: "Greatest Mass Shooting in American History! Record breaking!"
TRMUP!: October 2017: LFG for Mana Fort Raid
TRMUP!: November 2017: A Healthy Debate on Child loving
TRMUP!: December 2017: I didn't want that safety net anyway.
TRMUP!: January 2018: A Very Stable Genius Shuts Down America
TRMUP!: February 2018 Part 1: A Brief Respite of Murder _{the ghost of aatrek haunts this thread}
TRMUP!: February 2018 Part 2: A Hopeless Situation
TRMUP!: March 2018: Mustache Questions for War Criminals
TRMUP!: April 2018: It's a Little Tough to Watch
TRMUP!: May 2018: "meltdown" "may"
TRMUP!: June 2018: The Un-decnuclearizeable Kimmy Un & Trumpcentration Camps
TRMUP!: July 2018: GET ME A COKE, PLEASE
TRMUP!: August 2018: Gone McBrain
TRMUP!: September 2018: Kav Maga
TRMUP!: October 2018: Mohammed Bone Sawman
TUBP!: November 2018: very legal & very cool
TRMUP!: December 2018: Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?
TRMUP!: January 2019: Real Piss Tape is Very Real
TRMUP!: February 2019: Cohen' insane
TURDL!: March 2019: No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION.
TUMPF!: April 2019: Okay, Maybe a Little Obstruction

haha, dope, the edits i did to this were kept

# ? May 1, 2019 04:14

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Pooky posted:

321-503-8126

Reposting this for nite crew, ~3 hours left.

Wazzit?

# ? May 1, 2019 04:14

snoo: Jul 5, 2007

# ? May 1, 2019 04:14

A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

when u finish your last tallboy right as a fresh trump thread opens up

# ? May 1, 2019 04:14

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

misspelling trump�s last name shows an unacceptable lack of respect for the dignity of the office of the presidency

lmao tmlap

# ? May 1, 2019 04:14

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

Agean90 posted:

does this mean henry kissinger mastereminded posting

# ? May 1, 2019 04:15

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

Lawman 0 posted:

I can't wait for the fall of the republic

Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but it happened way back in AUC 710

# ? May 1, 2019 04:15

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Bearjew posted:

lmao tmlap

# ? May 1, 2019 04:15

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Al! posted:

haha, dope, the edits i did to this were kept

niiiiiice

# ? May 1, 2019 04:15

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

So Trump is obviously going to be remembered for being the most wee president in terms of piss loving, but who is the most wee in terms of height?

# ? May 1, 2019 04:15

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

Jon Joe posted:

Wazzit?

My phone number that expires at midnight-ish. People were joking about 2dcat doxxing himself so I'm giving it a shot.

# ? May 1, 2019 04:15

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

where the gently caress is drygoods

# ? May 1, 2019 04:15