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Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


Even if he doesn't lose it, he's losing function in it for sure.

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NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Zaodai posted:

Even if he doesn't lose it, he's losing function in it for sure.

I dunno it might be a shot in the arm for him

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Meaty

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Not really feral, but Iker got a heart attack at 36: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/48125061

Time to retire

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Goalies don't even run very much. A total beta of a man

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Makes you wonder just how much Fuentes kool-aid he had over the years.

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

mackintosh posted:

Makes you wonder just how much Fuentes kool-aid he had over the years.

This was my first thought. Heart attack in his 30s? Come on.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Yeah it's doping or tons of cocaine

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Yeah it's doping or tons of cocaine

Please don't doxx Weaponized Cum

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Yeah it's doping or tons of cocaine

Iker seems more like a cocaine person

Goalies don't really need to dope that much

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Tons of hgh to make his hands grow

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Iker seems more like a cocaine person

Goalies don't really need to dope that much

He came through Real Madrid’s academy in the 90s, he was probably eating clenbuterol for breakfast.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Shrapnig posted:

He came through Real Madrid’s academy in the 90s, he was probably eating clenbuterol for breakfast.

It's definitely this.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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sticksy posted:

Please don't doxx Weaponized Cum

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Why the hell would a keeper even be taking EPO or whatever, lmao

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
Holy poo poo he's only 37, I could've sworn he was in his forties.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Why the hell would a keeper even be taking EPO or whatever, lmao

Because Spain.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Why the hell would a keeper even be taking EPO or whatever, lmao

It was the 90s in Spain, look what that crop of players did a decade later.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Mechafunkzilla posted:

Why the hell would a keeper even be taking EPO or whatever, lmao

Not EPO, but keepers are susceptible to injuries just like everyone else (your HGHs and your roids help with recovery), and they benefit from extra strength, especially dynamic strength (roids)

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/bbcworld/status/1126103061817114625?s=21

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.football-italia.net/137773/keita-leave-inter

quote:

Inter are not expected to buy Keita Balde Diao this summer as it emerges a failed prank aggravated the winger’s thigh injury.

According to Gazzetta dello Sport, Keita was the victim of a prank gone wrong by satirical TV programme Le Iene on the eve of Inter’s match against Sampdoria on February 17.

The newspaper writes the episode saw the Monaco loanee trapped in a hotel and forced to run away, while it was never aired due to him not signing the release.

However, his dash to get away would have aggravated a thigh injury, which ultimately kept the 24-year-old out for another six weeks.

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Italians not keen on Balde???

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
lol

Woodenlung
Dec 10, 2013

Calculating Infinity
edit: wrong thread

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1127473985397055488?s=19

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Woodenlung posted:

Former Danish villareal player, casually putting up photo of the shot he got in his arm 👀



:nms::nms::nms: https://www.instagram.com/p/BwuQaPDn3K4/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1k44626ec780h :nms::nms::nms:

He has been involved with a lot of poo poo the last years( like fighting the police in the middle of Copenhagen), always been a bit of a retard.

drat the tattoo is ruined

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Surprisingly ugly dude for a live sex cam model

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


quote:

Another problem Ronaldo had to deal with each season was with his weight. Now he analyzes it from a different perspective: "There are mobilizations for many things, if you are black, if you are gay ... I do not remember anyone defending me when they called me fat, I do not care".Finally, Ronaldo reveals something more personal. "I had a vasectomy, but I managed to freeze enough sperm to form a football team if my partner wants it," says the former World Champion with Brazil.

https://www.marca.com/futbol/valladolid/2019/05/14/5cda7492ca4741913f8b457e.html

Fat Ron jealous of Gay Ron

also :gizz: :gizz: :gizz:

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Breaking news that there have been a load of arrests in Spain over alleged match fixing in the top two divisions :allears:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Bacon Terrorist posted:

Breaking news that there have been a load of arrests in Spain over alleged match fixing in the top two divisions :allears:
spanish court decrees it’s legal to burn all the evidence of wrongdoing

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

jesus WEP posted:

spanish court decrees it’s legal to burn all the evidence of wrongdoing

Well, if it was okay in the past to do that to the accused wrongdoers...

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
No wonder they're so busy pointing fingers at City and PSG

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
In an ideal world City pay mega millions to win their appeal to play in the Champions League but Pep is banned anyway :lol:

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I'm shocked that the last time La Liga was handing briefcases of cash to teams the fans and owners argued it wasn't wrong because they were paying teams to try harder somehow has a match fixing problem

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I had a hard time deciding which thread to post this in, but...
https://twitter.com/EgyptianPlayers/status/1134604891333283841
https://twitter.com/EgyptianPlayers/status/1134608640617398272
https://twitter.com/EgyptianPlayers/status/1134609542715777025

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


This happened in 2019 with social media and VAR, think about how corrupt and broken football has been for the 100 years before this.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Jon_LeGossip/status/1134924442398810113

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Well he did say he wanted to follow in the footsteps of the best players in the world

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man
she knew something was up when he kept calling her Rafaella

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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Probably not the best way to get a move to Juve... But it's worked before.

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