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Xenocides posted:Just gonna put this here. While dick sucking is the solution to many of life's problems, it is also wise to have standards. Dont't let your homophobic racist coworker suck you off. Also i'm assuming OP is black and coworker is white, thus he is curious about OP's dick
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cumshitter posted:The best part about the replies is all the people who assume there a multitude of legitimate and worthwhile reasons to paint flattering pictures of Hitler. Including: Maybe it was kawaii hitler ever think of that smart guy
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May 2, 2019 19:39
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my friend's brother used to go to apartment parking lots and systematically try car doors until he found one unlocked and steal anything inside, I'm sure tons of people do that poo poo
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May 2, 2019 19:40
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Making an ordeal out of locked doors to the point where you're now cutting off your partner's family is not a normal reaction. loving odd that it is to most people. Even with the proliferation of heroin and addicts it's still very very very unlikely there'll be a robbery/rape/murder/whatever. If someone really wants to kill you a locked door works for a few kicks only. Suck it up, it is not your home. Reminds me of a guy in EMS class who had a house a block away from student apartments. He'd always brag about bring a gun to the door whenever there was a knock or a ring (which was always shittfaced students). Good to know that he's on the up and up for this thread. hawowanlawow posted:my friend's brother used to go to apartment parking lots and systematically try car doors until he found one unlocked and steal anything inside, I'm sure tons of people do that poo poo
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May 2, 2019 19:41
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:Making an ordeal out of locked doors to the point where you're now cutting off your partner's family is not a normal reaction. loving odd that it is to most people. Even with the proliferation of heroin and addicts it's still very very very unlikely there'll be a robbery/rape/murder/whatever. If someone really wants to kill you a locked door works for a few kicks only. Suck it up, it is not your home. Whew!
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May 2, 2019 19:43
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AITA for showing up to a couples event against the will of my fiancée?quote:I (24M) recently showed up 'unsolicited' to a couples event my fiancée (27F) was invited to 'in a professional capacity'. She is currently very pissed at me.
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:Making an ordeal out of locked doors to the point where you're now cutting off your partner's family is not a normal reaction. loving odd that it is to most people. Even with the proliferation of heroin and addicts it's still very very very unlikely there'll be a robbery/rape/murder/whatever. If someone really wants to kill you a locked door works for a few kicks only. Suck it up, it is not your home. he didn't break windows, because he didn't have to break windows, because people are stupid enough to leave their car unlocked
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May 2, 2019 19:44
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:Making an ordeal out of locked doors to the point where you're now cutting off your partner's family is not a normal reaction. loving odd that it is to most people. Even with the proliferation of heroin and addicts it's still very very very unlikely there'll be a robbery/rape/murder/whatever. If someone really wants to kill you a locked door works for a few kicks only. Suck it up, it is not your home. The family made the ordeal out of the locked door, not the op, by relentlessly teasing op about it. Then the MIL tried cutting her out of family visits and OP called her bluff, dingus.
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May 2, 2019 19:45
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hawowanlawow posted:my friend's brother used to go to apartment parking lots and systematically try car doors until he found one unlocked and steal anything inside, I'm sure tons of people do that poo poo I went to an active shooter training in a medium southern city and the police told us that for every 50 carhops that open, you can steal 10 guns
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Pinecone Sample posted:I went to an active shooter training in a medium southern city and the police told us that for every 50 carhops that open, you can steal 10 guns
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May 2, 2019 19:50
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:They have training on how to become the active shooter? If you do not teach your kids to murder they will just learn it out on the streets.
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May 2, 2019 19:51
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:my mother is one of those paranoid door lockers. I 100% know where the family is coming from because it is never just about locked doors. It's also locking car doors near black people. Making sure alarms are set if you're leaving for 5 minutes. Planning how to leave the house so people will think you're home. Or you know, living in an area with break ins? Or, perhaps knowing somebody who suffered a break in? For instance, the OP, and also lots of other people.
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May 2, 2019 19:51
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Peaceful Anarchy posted:They have training on how to become the active shooter? The metagame is ever-evolving
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May 2, 2019 19:52
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DemoneeHo posted:The family made the ordeal out of the locked door, not the op, by relentlessly teasing op about it. Then the MIL tried cutting her out of family visits and OP called her bluff, dingus. you're right I'm sure they were basing the teasing off nothing.
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May 2, 2019 19:53
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ad090 posted:AITA for showing up to a couples event against the will of my fiancée? Fiancée is just pissed because you're cooler and more well liked than she is.
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May 2, 2019 19:53
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I don't even know where the key to my front door is at the moment. The last time I had to track it down was when I was out of town and my pet sitter locked up when they left. But I do have a dog with a pretty mean bark, so that's my security system.
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May 2, 2019 19:57
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You absolute buffoons, don't you all know that thieves are omniscient and Target only specific items for theft? If a thief wants to steal your TV and pawn it, then it is because Fate has decided they are getting your TV. No amount of locked doors or other security measures can stop them, they have decided that your property is now theirs. The only way to prevent having your property stolen is by placing it near a curb, declaring it as public property and now incapable of being stolen
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May 2, 2019 19:58
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ad090 posted:AITA for showing up to a couples event against the will of my fiancée? Is this the mechanic guy with the attorney girlfriend with the creepy threesome boss that we argued about for pages and pages?
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May 2, 2019 20:00
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ad090 posted:AITA for showing up to a couples event against the will of my fiancée? Uh, what? Who the gently caress doesn't know that most lawyers are degenerate hedonists most of the time?
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May 2, 2019 20:02
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I live in a super peaceful part of Montreal, had 2 attempted break-ins. The first one the guy had his head through our bedroom window, climbing in, when we woke up and yelled the fucker to GTFO. We put a shitload of barriers to prevent access to the backyard the next morning, still happened the next summer (the guy didn't get as far that time though). You don't have to live in some ghetto area, it's just loving basic smarts at the same level as "I know how to tie my shoes". quote:AITA for showing up to a couples event against the will of my fiancée? I don't think that rendition of Don't Stop Believing is the only reason why the fiance is not welcome at the "couples event". Kamikaze Raider posted:Uh, what? Who the gently caress doesn't know that most lawyers are degenerate hedonists most of the time? Pro-tip: pay your lawyer with coke if you want to win the case.
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May 2, 2019 20:02
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ad090 posted:AITA for showing up to a couples event against the will of my fiancée? Lmao "she likes when I act stupid on weekends when we get drunk at the bar, she should be fine with me acting stupid when getting drunk at a work function" come on dude
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May 2, 2019 20:04
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:you're right I'm sure they were basing the teasing off nothing. You seem determined to find the family faultless in all of this, but really all she did was lock a door, a completely normal and benign thing to do. If that triggers your family into mocking you for a week then it's your family who are assholes, not you
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May 2, 2019 20:06
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Bronze Fonz posted:I live in a super peaceful part of Montreal, had 2 attempted break-ins. The first one the guy had his head through our bedroom window, climbing in, when we woke up and yelled the fucker to GTFO. Same guy?
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May 2, 2019 20:09
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I told her I'd be on my best behavior! *Immediately gets drunk at her work event*
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christmas boots posted:Same guy? We'll never know.
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May 2, 2019 20:12
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Leon Einstein posted:Is this the mechanic guy with the attorney girlfriend with the creepy threesome boss that we argued about for pages and pages? If it's not maybe lawyers and mechanics should never get together because apparently they just can't get on.
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May 2, 2019 20:15
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Actually locking your doors is a sign of mental illness I believe.
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May 2, 2019 20:16
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I don't lock my door. Ever. But I also sleep like a baby with my rear end in the air and constantly have ads on Craigslist inviting men over for a good time.
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May 2, 2019 20:17
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My BIL and his mom obsessively lock doors. It's not a problem if you're actually leaving your house, but they lock doors when people run outside and there is a houseful of people. That poo poo is so annoying.
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May 2, 2019 20:17
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:you're right I'm sure they were basing the teasing off nothing. Did you, like, skip reading all 4500 pages of people acting like insane assholes for no reason or what
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This thread always delivers the hot takes. It's produced both "cheating on your partner is progressive" and "locking your door is mental illness." Absolutely incredible.
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Twelve Batmans posted:A lock means there's something for the intruders to have to circumvent or find another way into the home, further increasing their chances of detection and more likely deterring them for continued attempts at entry. Of course it can't work 100% of the time, but a seatbelt won't save you from a car wreck 100% of the time, still not a reason not to wear one. So locks work 0% of the time when there is no one around to stop or even see someone taking a spitting ax to your door, throwing a brick through your window, or using a big truck and a chain to rip whatever you thought was keeping your house safe off your house. People in small towns and backwoods like to yuck it up about it being too quiet to lock a door, but the fact is that it just doesn't help a lot of the time. So why have to replace your door and your tv when the local meth head hit your house before being busted by the county sheriff trying to pawn their stolen goods off at a church yard sale. That said I never met anyone that wouldn't be fine their kids SO from the big city locking the doors if it made them feel better, so gently caress those parents.
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cumshitter posted:I don't lock my door. Ever. But I also sleep like a baby with my rear end in the air and constantly have ads on Craigslist inviting men over for a good time. Too much effort, cut a hole in the door, make it comfy and have your rear end outside of the door while you relax on the inside. Also charge people.
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May 2, 2019 20:51
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Because events rarely unfold the way they do in your little mental scenario hth
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AITA for not engaging in debate over every little thing I think or say?quote:I do bar trivia with some friends, and there is a guy who has a serious bad habit of the whole "devil's advocate" thing, and challenging people on the dumbest poo poo. It's almost like he gets angry if anyone has an opinion. I don't mean an opinion he doesn't share, but any opinion, and he needs to fight people on the most innocuous statements.
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:you're right I'm sure they were basing the teasing off nothing. Tell us more about the extremely wealthy gated community you live in.
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ad090 posted:AITA for not engaging in debate over every little thing I think or say? I liked this guy until he started doubting telling the fucker off was the right thing to do. Should've told him off after the first 2-3 questions.
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ad090 posted:AITA for not engaging in debate over every little thing I think or say?  I fuckin' hate devils advocates. And if his response was to slam the table and leave then he's actually a lil bitch who can't engage in debate when he's on the losing end.
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AITA for making my neighbors move? Roughly one and a half years ago I got new neighbors. They moved into the apartment right below mine (I live alone), with a newborn baby. Shortly after they moved in (Oct '17) the baby started screaming, not just crying, screaming several times a day, every day. You should know, that I grew up in a big family. I'm used to noises around me. Even really loud stuff never really disturbed me in my peace. At that time I worked full-time in retail, which meant that most of the time I worked all day and when I came home I was super tired and just fell asleep right away. In other words, I didn't notice the screaming very much. That changed as soon as I started studying (Sept '18). I was more at home and the time I spent at home wasn't just for relaxing. I have to work from home quite a lot. So not only did I notice the baby more, it also felt as if the crying became more frequent and (I don't know how else to describe it) more painful. The crying didn't just sound like "I'm cold", "I want my mom" or whatever, but more as if the kid was in pain (I'm pretty sure the parents didn't actually do anything to their baby, that's just what the crying sounded like). It got so far, that I simply couldn't work at home anymore (Dec '18). I got myself a membership-card for a really nice library nearby, where I at least could study. Sadly the baby would start crying at (seemingly) random times every day and night. Around February this year I got so incredibly annoyed and irritated by the non-stop mayhem downstairs, that, whenever the baby was having one of it's episodes, I simply started shouting "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP". But that degraded to a simple "SHUT THE F*CK UP ALREADY!". I know this definitely wasn't the best approach, but to be honest, I just couldn't take it anymore. What made it even more irritating, is that the screaming didn't stop until I made myself heard. Almost as if the parents didn't care about their kid, until they realized that someone can hear them, but that's just speculation. For me it got to far, when my sleep schedule got heavily affected by the constant screaming, and I actually failed one of my exams because I didn't get any sleep the night before. Today I decided to call the Department of Children and Families [DCF], because I'm genuinely not sure whether the baby is taken care of, plus I'm simply desperate. The guys from the DCF came right away, and only minutes after they left, the mother came knocking on my door. I opened the door, she asked me if I reported them, I said "Yes". She was obviously pissed and said, that she tolerated me long enough (excuse me?) and that they will move out. I don't know what really happened between them and the people from DCF and if that has anything to do with their decision. It never really was my plan to get them to move, but now that it's actually happening, I can't say that I'm upset. AITA?
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cumshitter posted:I don't lock my door. Ever. But I also sleep like a baby with my rear end in the air and constantly have ads on Craigslist inviting men over for a good time. Bet business has been slow lately since they shut down the Craigslist personals section some time ago. You can’t live off repeat customers forever.
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