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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

That's the stuff wet dreams are made of.

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SgND89KUWE

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles
The cumming is great until her arm malfunctions and snatches your skin off like a tablecloth

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the first couple jokes were fine but its getting weird now imo

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


I'm just innocently wondering what the hand smells like hahahahaha

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Big Centipede posted:

The cumming is great until her arm malfunctions and snatches your skin off like a tablecloth

Fisting but it's your entire colon wrapped around her arm like cotton candy

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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Krankenstyle posted:

the first couple jokes were fine but its getting weird now imo

Jokes?

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Big Centipede posted:

The cumming is great until her arm malfunctions and snatches your skin off like a tablecloth

De-gloved is the technical term. She'll de-glove your dick with her robot hand.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

mds2 posted:

De-gloved is the technical term. She'll de-glove your dick with her robot hand.

No glove, no love

The flaming lip
Oct 1, 2005
Likes shitty music
Why are you all being so loving creepy about this, jesus

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

The flaming lip posted:

Why are you all being so loving creepy about this, jesus

:goonsay:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


jobson groeth posted:

de-glove, no love

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


The flaming lip posted:

Why are you all being so loving creepy about this, jesus

You're telling you've never wanted to get an HJ from a cyborg?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

How is a two page derail about how best a woman you saw on the internet can satisfy you with her prosthetic not the most :goonsay: thing ever?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Das Boo posted:

How is a two page derail about how best a woman you saw on the internet can satisfy you with her prosthetic not the most :goonsay: thing ever?

I don't disagree. My :goonsay: was directed at all of us lol

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

mds2 posted:

De-gloved is the technical term. She'll de-glove your dick with her robot hand.

Jesus Christ one can only hope

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



rear end Volcano? I thought they closed that place down!

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely


https://youtu.be/tsIgOj68G1Y

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

SHAFT!

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

jobson groeth posted:

No glove, no love

:tutbutt:

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/Henry_Langston/status/1123999638095314947

Ayatollah Hermione
Apr 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
2016: Milkshake duck
2019: Milkshake, duck!

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Bonus blessing: It's the second time it's happened in two days.

Chubbs
Feb 13, 2008

In a thousand years, Gandahar was destroyed. A thousand years ago, Gandahar will be saved, and what can't be avoided will be.
Grimey Drawer

SplitSoul posted:

Bonus blessing: It's the second time it's happened in two days.

Oh man pleeeease let this become an ongoing trend.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely
You can tell exactly what kind of man he is by the way he escalates to punching the guy in response to getting a milkshake dumped on him.

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Sex Skeleton posted:

You can tell exactly what kind of man he is by the way he escalates to punching the guy in response to getting a milkshake dumped on him.

Well it's not like he had a milkshake to throw back.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I had to google the guy. Now that I did, I'm glad to know he also had to be escorted out of there by a police escort.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Bronze Fonz posted:

I had to google the guy. Now that I did, I'm glad to know he also had to be escorted out of there by a police escort.

Cops are fascists, HTH.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Sex Skeleton posted:

You can tell exactly what kind of man he is by the way he escalates to punching the guy in response to getting a milkshake dumped on him.

What would you do, gandhi?


nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/pichukichu/status/1123962612734144512?s=20

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Sex Skeleton posted:

You can tell exactly what kind of man he is by the way he escalates to punching the guy in response to getting a milkshake dumped on him.

And his body guards are to stand there and just say 'Fak off'.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Facebook Aunt posted:

Imagine I photoshopped that "I didn't ask for this guy" so he's all covered in logos like a race car.

Funnily enough Eidos worked with that company to create a real version of Adam jensen's arm to promote Deus Ex: Human Revolution. It doesn't really look like the arm from the game since it's based on concept art. They donated it to a veteran.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Iron Crowned posted:

Cops are fascists, HTH.

I would never imply otherwise.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Lodin posted:

Funnily enough Eidos worked with that company to create a real version of Adam jensen's arm to promote Deus Ex: Human Revolution. It doesn't really look like the arm from the game since it's based on concept art. They donated it to a veteran.



But they gave it to the only veteran that didn't ask for it, right?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Solice Kirsk posted:

But they gave it to the only veteran that didn't ask for it, right?

Yeah. Dudes up to like 6 arms now.

naem
May 29, 2011

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Jan 28, 2013

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