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Cubone posted:I was supposed to learn how to use comic hyperbole in theater class back in high school, but our drama teacher was so bad... |
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got any sevens posted:on my bus route i pass a place called 'espresso dental' that sounds too intimidating to enter Hey! I've been there. It was actually pretty decent service. I hear they give out gold stars to the good patients, but I squirmed a lot so I didn't get any. ---------------- |
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Let's Play *idle incremental clicker*Cubone posted:I was supposed to learn how to use comic hyperbole in theater class back in high school, but our drama teacher was so bad... |
# ? Apr 27, 2019 17:25 |
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"Hey, guys, I got a new thing for us to do. I'm calling it 'Cards.'" Do we get to drink? "Hell yeah, we're gonna get slammed." Oh word well then I'm in. "Yep, gonna get drunk and do some math." Wait what? "Don't worry it's not that complicated. Only like fifty pieces." Fifty but "In a lot of colors too." How do "And some of the cards have symbols that are also numbers." That sounds very complex actually. I think you'll get get the Card Laurels for quite a while. "Oh there's no laurels or anything." That's nice just a friendly, non-competitive "We'll play for all your money." |
# ? Apr 28, 2019 16:12 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:"Hey, guys, I got a new thing for us to do. I'm calling it 'Cards.'" |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:"Hey, guys, I got a new thing for us to do. I'm calling it 'Cards.'" for best results read this in your best Mitchell & Webb voices CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
# ? Apr 28, 2019 19:37 |
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Apparently it's rude to bring popcorn to a funeral. Pardon me for making the best of things. |
# ? Apr 29, 2019 20:39 |
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Splatmaster posted:Wolverine sits quietly, alone in his thoughts. He's in the classic Rodin's "Thinker" pose, chin on fist, knee on elbow. Just then, Cyclops sneaks up on him, blown up paper bag in hand and POPS the bag with a loud report. A familiar *snick* is heard as Wolverine's claws shoot out, unbidden... ShinyBirdTeeth posted:"Hey, guys, I got a new thing for us to do. I'm calling it 'Cards.'" lol
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# ? Apr 29, 2019 20:46 |
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A nice day is when it is warm in the sun and cool in the shade. And your family is still alive. |
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mountaincat posted:A nice day is when it is warm in the sun and cool in the shade. And your family is still alive. and the moon hasnt crashed into the earth ---------------- |
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# ? May 1, 2019 00:05 |
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hyperbowl - a bowl that has seemingly gained the ability to locomote* at great speeds, can be found in the australian outback also a reference to that one comic hyperbole post |
# ? May 3, 2019 01:52 |
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dad convention ends in violence after someone touches the drat thermostat
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# ? May 3, 2019 05:18 |
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ghost emoji posted:dad convention ends in violence after someone touches the drat thermostat sudden descent into brutal free-for-all after tyke announces "I'm hungry"
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# ? May 3, 2019 09:29 |
ghost emoji posted:dad convention ends in violence after someone touches the drat thermostat they havent allowed a remote inside since the riot of '93 ---------------- |
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# ? May 3, 2019 18:54 |
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Manifisto posted:sudden descent into brutal free-for-all after tyke announces "I'm hungry" thousands of voices yell in unison "we have food at home!" |
# ? May 3, 2019 19:00 |
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canyoneer posted:thousands of voices yell in unison "we have food at home!" and yet they are drowned out by the throng roaring "hi hungry I'm dad!" meanwhile the tyke bursts into tears
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:02 |
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Tom Hanks was in Saving Mr. Banks with Colin Ferrell who was in Winter's Tale with Will Smith who was in Men in Black with Tony Shaloub who was in The Seige with Bruce Willis who was in Die Hard 4 with Kevin Smith who was in Dogma with Alan Rickman who was in Die Hard with Bruce Willis who was in Die Hard 2 with Reginald VelJohnson who was in Turner & Hooch with Tom Hanks who was in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon |
# ? May 3, 2019 19:57 |
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Reginald VelJohnson was in You Again with The Rock who was in The Other Guys with Samuel L Jackson who was in Die Hard 3 with Bruce Willis who was in Loaded Weapon 1 with Samuel L Jackson who was in Unbreakable with Bruce Willis who was in Pulp Fiction with Samuel L. Jackson who was in Jurassic Park with Jeff Goldblum who was in Independence Day with Will Smith who was in Anchorman 2 with Will Ferrel who was in Anchorman with Fred Ward who was in Remo Williams with Reginald VelJohnson gently caress |
# ? May 3, 2019 19:58 |
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Bruce Willis degrees of Kevin Bacon |
# ? May 3, 2019 20:01 |
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Cartesian Well Water. Too disturbing to drink if there is any.
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# ? May 4, 2019 04:20 |
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I have an apple. I have a pen. Ungh- Algo-rithm! |
# ? May 4, 2019 11:45 |
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I put on my best hat and went into the Really Nice Hat Club in my neighborhood. And would you believe it? The man there just said "NO" and pointed at the door. It's upsetting but not that big a deal I guess. I'm already dressed for the Really Nice Pants Club, so I'll just go over there. I know people at the Really Nice Pants Club. ... AGAIN??? |
# ? May 4, 2019 14:48 |
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A pornographic magazine called "Nice Hat, Big Balls." |
# ? May 4, 2019 21:33 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOotsq4soug |
# ? May 4, 2019 23:26 |
A genderswapped underage doomguy goes through an episode called Thai Flesh Consumed | |
# ? May 5, 2019 19:59 |
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a thread about an imaginary 1970s prog band called "frumpy" would be an amazing thread concept but apparently history beat me to it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk4gxy4wXyE |
# ? May 6, 2019 01:52 |
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Manifisto posted:a thread about an imaginary 1970s prog band called "frumpy" would be an amazing thread concept but apparently history beat me to it haha |
# ? May 6, 2019 01:59 |
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somebody once told me dont eat the old pierogi it aint the sharpest cheese in the bread
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# ? May 8, 2019 02:48 |
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Power Rangers Special Force The Power Rangers keep going to the wrong countries to bomb the poo poo out of them and gently caress them right up, due to cognitive disorders. PG-13. |
# ? May 8, 2019 10:55 |
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Do you ever ask questions you already know the answer to? |
# ? May 8, 2019 13:47 |
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Old One worship settles down into middle class normality and suddenly you have to deal with dangerously chipper evangelists for the Reformed Church of the Perilous Squid. I don't want to come to your drat Dreaming BBQ, leave me alone. |
# ? May 8, 2019 13:49 |
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There's a lady who broke The up escalator Now she's buying the stairway to Heaven. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? May 8, 2019 14:14 |
mandatory coffee refills (we will not be stopped) | |
# ? May 8, 2019 18:06 |
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having a memory palace but its a grocery store |
# ? May 10, 2019 22:37 |
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wait are the facts about J. Edgar Hoover in the eggs aisle... or is that where i remember mysql joins |
# ? May 10, 2019 22:39 |
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shopping for deal on paper towels and remembering 400 digits of pi |
# ? May 10, 2019 22:41 |
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going to an actual grocery store and avoiding the cereal aisle because you failed organic chemistry |
# ? May 10, 2019 23:22 |
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BrownianMotion posted:wait are the facts about J. Edgar Hoover in the eggs aisle... or is that where i remember mysql joins my boss, looking up from a print out, "I'd like to start out by saying the Green Lark Grocery Barn loves the site you setup for them, but I have to say there's some really disturbing information in this schema." Me, nodding, "They were so unfair to Malcolm X." |
# ? May 11, 2019 00:22 |
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norse code: fjord fjord . . . fjord vik fjord . . . . vik vik vik fjord . . .
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Manifisto posted:norse code: fjord fjord . . . fjord vik fjord . . . . vik vik vik fjord . . . |
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