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datajugend posted:wich season was it when the books stopped and the writers started doing their own thing? Book 1 - 4 = S1-4. Book 5 has parts in S 5 and 6. But S5 is when they started deviating. And from last season on it's 100% made up by idiots.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I've read the books and they're 100% about pornographic depictions of food and the author (who has three older sisters) fetishizing incestuous younger brother / older sister relationships. Infinite Karma posted:It's about how old dumb noble idiots like Ned and Tywin and Roose and all the slave masters and fat nobles Dany killed and Jeor and Thorne and Stannis get owned like chumps. They underestimate everyone who's not a dumb old noble like them The kids who imitate them die like chumps. The bads who imitate them die like chumps. And the kids who actually learn their lessons end up owning them all. Cool. I'm not really arguing pro climate change reading (viewing? I've never read the books), just that its a really easy way to see things. Infinite Karma posted:Does anyone thing GRRM gives two shits about climate change? A bunch of stuff about death of the author could go here, but this is GBS and I don't really care so whatever
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I like Game of Thrones.
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May 2, 2019 23:33
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central dogma posted:I like Game of Thrones. gently caress off troll.
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May 2, 2019 23:34
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Waltzing Along posted:Book 1 - 4 = S1-4. Book 5 has parts in S 5 and 6. But S5 is when they started deviating. And from last season on it's 100% made up by idiots. s4 only gets to end of book 3 iirc
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May 2, 2019 23:35
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Bronn is going to stalk Tyrion and Jamie and setup to snipe them with the crossbow. As he pulls the trigger, the camera shows a would-be assassin falling over right behind them in a SHOCKING TWIST to pull on the heartstrings of the audience. You see, Bronn was a good guy all along even if he is a cutthroat rogue. Tyrion offers Bronn a lot of money to fight for them and he acquiesces with a witty remark. Jamie says something witty too but Bronn says something even WITTIER. Compilation videos are posted to youtube for this scene's reaction.
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May 2, 2019 23:37
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's gonna sweep the Emmys and don't even pretend it isn't. Yeah but it's going to fail at the true test of quality, getting memed on the internet
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May 2, 2019 23:39
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Solice Kirsk posted:gently caress off troll. Suck my tiny dwarf cock.
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May 2, 2019 23:48
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If gurm has any sense, he'll back away from this poo poo slowly. Keep the money, bro. You wrote three good books. No need to gently caress it up now.
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May 2, 2019 23:52
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GRRM never would have sold his baby to HBO if he knew how to finish it; the show itself is his acknowledgement that he was never going to finish the books in time to enjoy the money. thus plan b, in which GRRM gets paid in advance and gets to tour the world as a celebrity while a couple of retards finish his stupid story
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May 3, 2019 00:02
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central dogma posted:Suck my tiny dwarf cock. The American Tolkien posted:Even his manhood was ugly, thick and veined, with a bulbous purple head.
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May 3, 2019 01:00
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The American Tolkien posted:Even his manhood was ugly, thick and veined, with a bulbous purple head. what grrm interview is this from
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May 3, 2019 01:10
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It’s from his 2016 fantasy draft spreadsheet
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May 3, 2019 01:12
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Does anyone think mellisandre will go out with me? Irl. Maybe some chick fill a? And then we could watch some got later.
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Arcsquad12 posted:The Avalanche of bodies is something I rolled my eyes at. They go from the way the dead have always been shown so far being a regular zombie horde but now they have to do the World War Z thing where being dead somehow means you can just gather momentum and make human waves and develop the ability to crawl over a writhing mass with spiderman efficiency. Slow shambling zombies are completely non-threatening. Every person who dies to one on shows like the walking dead are actually stupid and deserve that death. The Battle of Winterfell should have been the Siege of Winterfell, since its a fuckin' castle. It should have been months, as the defenders are slowly exhausted by this unrelenting horde that will not stop. The dragons have to retreat as whatever part of their body that produces flame starts to run dry and they need to sleep to regenerate. "The night is long and full of terrors" lol okay, it was like an hour of fighting.
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May 3, 2019 01:21
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King of Bees posted:Does anyone think mellisandre will go out with me? Irl. Maybe some chick fill a? And then we could watch some got later. She’s going to call you up at 2am, stick leeches on your bits and then tell you to leave by 4 am
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King of Bees posted:Does anyone think mellisandre will go out with me? Irl. Maybe some chick fill a? And then we could watch some got later. Yes. The old lady, not Carice Van Houten.
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May 3, 2019 01:55
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Yes. 
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May 3, 2019 01:59
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If that woman came into contact with my dingus it would shriek and shatter into a thousand tiny pieces, defeated by the perfect platonic opposite of itself
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May 3, 2019 02:11
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Thread is good again.
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May 3, 2019 02:12
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So at no point after being married to Ramsay did Sansa hit up any loving one for some ru486?
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May 3, 2019 02:53
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Cowslips Warren posted:So at no point after being married to Ramsay did Sansa hit up any loving one for some ru486? Wow, talk about a super niche EBM song call out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ5E4DbZtD4
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May 3, 2019 02:59
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Hachie machi
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May 3, 2019 03:58
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wow, talk about a super niche EBM song call out! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mifepristone
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Diesel Fucker posted:Want to watch some dude ranting about the episode for almost as long as the episode was? This was good actually. "Tactically, a drone army running directly at your walls is like a loving dream."
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May 3, 2019 04:49
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The smartest person she knows.
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May 3, 2019 05:24
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Even Daenerys vaguely knew what to do with a weapon
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dany is going to bite it because that sure ties up a loose end if youre a hack write and jon becomes king because hes the shows golden boy
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May 3, 2019 05:47
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One of the better bits the show did on their own is Brienne throwing down with the Hound. One of the last few moments that gave me the "this could have went well if life wasn't a lovely turn of events" feel of the first few seasons. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLUI6GxwNxk
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May 3, 2019 05:49
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Blast of Confetti posted:dany is going to bite it because that sure ties up a loose end if youre a hack write and jon becomes king because hes the shows golden boy The Mad Queen has to die because she's an insane despot that demands 100% loyalty under penalty of death, yes.
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Is THIS the kind of thread I’ve been missing out on? I thought it was gonna be all people bitterly complaining about minutia.
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poisonpill posted:Is THIS the kind of thread I’ve been missing out on? I thought it was gonna be all people bitterly complaining about minutia. GOTiddies my dude.
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poisonpill posted:Is THIS the kind of thread I’ve been missing out on? I thought it was gonna be all people bitterly complaining about minutia. Look at the OP, idiot
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Malkof posted:Unable to take the city, Dany flies through a narrow alley. Using plans that Tyrion died getting, she flies to a critical weakspot in the city.
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I still don't know who Gendry is, lmao.
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The Dennis System posted:I still don't know who Gendry is, lmao. King Robert Baratheon boned a prostitute. 20 years later their baby boy boned Arya, infusing her with Baratheon Dick Magic* that helped her crush her foes. (*see also Stannis Baratheon's dick made a shadow that killed Renly Baratheon, whose dick made Loras Tyrell one of the greatest knights in Westeros and also led to almost everyone in the court being blown up by wildfire)
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There's power in a king's dick. Remember how Melisandre put a leech on said boner.
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