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Grrm being famous while Gene Wolfe wasn't is proof the pancreator hates our world
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# ? May 3, 2019 11:45 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 23:34 |
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poisonpill posted:Is THIS the kind of thread I’ve been missing out on? I thought it was gonna be all people bitterly complaining about minutia. I admit, at times I have a hard time distinguishing between this and the one in TV/IV. But every once in awhile you get a post like the one you quoted and yea...s'all good.
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# ? May 3, 2019 12:02 |
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on that note, gotta contribute:
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# ? May 3, 2019 12:10 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The smartest person she knows. This is all taking part in medieval times basically, most of them (even the lords) probably didn't get enough quality nutrition for proper brain development. Probably the show writers too, but that's another case entirely.
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# ? May 3, 2019 12:11 |
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Yestermoment posted:One of the better bits the show did on their own is Brienne throwing down with the Hound. One of the last few moments that gave me the "this could have went well if life wasn't a lovely turn of events" feel of the first few seasons. Not surprisingly any scene especially with the fights with The Hound are amazing. The tavern beat-down or clash of titans with Brienne had some of the better fight choreography in the whole show.
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# ? May 3, 2019 12:26 |
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ElGroucho posted:Grrm being famous while Gene Wolfe wasn't is proof the pancreator hates our world Probably because Book of the New Sun could never be adapted into a movie or TV show. He handles some of the same material (court intrigue, an encroaching ice age) super deftly as just background material, and even as a first-time reader I got the sense of how the entire series had been completed before any of it had been published. There's never a wasted word and it shows. MeatwadIsGod fucked around with this message at 12:34 on May 3, 2019 |
# ? May 3, 2019 12:31 |
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The real reason why the battle strategy was so poorly planned?
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# ? May 3, 2019 12:35 |
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Captain Lavender posted:This was good actually. it was kind of cathartic like a plinkett review, definitely better than the episode itself
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# ? May 3, 2019 12:39 |
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You learned nothing Jon Snow.
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# ? May 3, 2019 13:56 |
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huh, ive been watching season 1 again and yeah now its more clear that it wasnt just because of honour that he didnt want to take part in sending assassins to kill dany
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# ? May 3, 2019 14:21 |
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Jon Snow screaming at an undead dragon: "Gol hah dov! GOL HAH DOV! GOL-HAH-DOV!"
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# ? May 3, 2019 14:24 |
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I think it's hilarious how likable, well developed characters from previous seasons like Davos or The Hound are essentially reduced to extra like roles. They really have nothing to left to do from a story point of view.
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# ? May 3, 2019 14:43 |
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etalian posted:I think it's hilarious how likable, well developed characters from previous seasons like Davos or The Hound are essentially reduced to extra like roles. It does say a lot. The lovely way things are explained is jarring too. Maybe I'm used to things being discovered slowly over time cause previous seasons but Jon just being like I'm Aemon Targaryen and my friend Sam said so. And then Gendry being like yeah I'm a bastard my dad's Robert Baratheon. *Shrug*
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# ? May 3, 2019 15:14 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:It does say a lot. The lovely way things are explained is jarring too. Maybe I'm used to things being discovered slowly over time cause previous seasons but Jon just being like I'm Aemon Targaryen and my friend Sam said so. And then Gendry being like yeah I'm a bastard my dad's Robert Baratheon. *Shrug* Game of Thrones and the next two books were all about not doing poo poo the way normal fantasy does. It makes sense in the books that Bronn, (who is also cool and fun in the books) says "Man, gently caress all this bullshit" and fucks off to a castle with a fat wife, never to be seen again. But TV Fan Service Bronn needs more big moments, so I'm sure he'll show up and have some quips and witty remarks.
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# ? May 3, 2019 15:35 |
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ElGroucho posted:Game of Thrones and the next two books were all about not doing poo poo the way normal fantasy does. It makes sense in the books that Bronn, (who is also cool and fun in the books) says "Man, gently caress all this bullshit" and fucks off to a castle with a fat wife, never to be seen again. But TV Fan Service Bronn needs more big moments, so I'm sure he'll show up and have some quips and witty remarks. wasn't there a rumor that the cersei actress hated the bronn actor and that's why he wasn't in the show as much anymore.
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# ? May 3, 2019 17:10 |
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ArmZ posted:wasn't there a rumor that the cersei actress hated the bronn actor and that's why he wasn't in the show as much anymore. They had a really bad breakup apparently.
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# ? May 3, 2019 17:13 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:King Robert Baratheon boned a prostitute. the baratheon cum shot back out of her like a jet engine, propelling her through the air at the night king
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# ? May 3, 2019 17:25 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:King Robert Baratheon boned a prostitute. The funny thing is the people who haven't seen the show probably think you're joking. On another topic, something that keeps playing through my head the last few days is Brann's "Chaos is a ladder" scene last season.. ffffff I just want this show over with already
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# ? May 3, 2019 17:49 |
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So many desultory plots in this Game of Thrones
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# ? May 3, 2019 17:52 |
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ArmZ posted:wasn't there a rumor that the cersei actress hated the bronn actor and that's why he wasn't in the show as much anymore. game of thrones on and off the screen?
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# ? May 3, 2019 18:09 |
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poverty goat posted:the baratheon cum shot back out of her like a jet engine, propelling her through the air at the night king The seed is strong.
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# ? May 3, 2019 18:22 |
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Blast of Confetti posted:dany is going to bite it because that sure ties up a loose end if youre a hack write and jon becomes king because hes the shows golden boy How are you going to make spinoffs if succession isn't constantly in question since the queen can't have kids.
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# ? May 3, 2019 18:46 |
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Teabag Dome Scandal posted:How are you going to make spinoffs if succession isn't constantly in question since the queen can't have kids. Great question, because she's the only person in existence who's a conniving power-hungry oval office. You just never find people like that.
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:32 |
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Where was the chain of command in their whole army? Why was every single individual solider directly taking their orders from children? Why did the only clues about hierarchy come whenever some nameless extra shouted an order, and then we're shown that the order doesn't count until an annoying child actor immediately repeats it louder, standing by themselves screaming while all the nameless adults run by?
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:33 |
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ArmZ posted:wasn't there a rumor that the cersei actress hated the bronn actor and that's why he wasn't in the show as much anymore. I think it is even a clause in her contract that they interact as little as possible on set.
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:34 |
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Trast posted:I think it is even a clause in her contract that they interact as little as possible on set. They can't share a scene together also, as per that contract, which is why you see Bronn say to Pod at the last episode of S7: "Come on, let's gently caress off cuz I can't stand to be in the same scene as this woman IRL."
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:35 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Where was the chain of command in their whole army? Why was every single individual solider directly taking their orders from children? Finally someone else who agrees! Wheres their general eisenhower?!!
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:39 |
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CrazyLoon posted:They can't share a scene together also, as per that contract, which is why you see Bronn say to Pod at the last episode of S7: "Come on, let's gently caress off cuz I can't stand to be in the same scene as this woman IRL." Yeah, I wonder if they rescinded that or what because they have a scene now. Or maybe it's just been so many years and they were like eh.
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:40 |
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edit: Remember how much the Dothraki hated witches and wanted their blood magic nowhere near themselves edit2: Remember when Khal Drogo died from an infected cut? Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 19:43 on May 3, 2019 |
# ? May 3, 2019 19:41 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:
What? Don't be stupid, Dumb Lowtax.
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:48 |
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Remember how the Dothraki are horse archers
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:48 |
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The entire thing was to wipe out all the extra costumes and random poo poo that costs money.
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:49 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Remember how the Dothraki are horse archers Holy poo poo yes, every Dothraki wielding the exact same weapon the exact same way as if they were copy pasted from some software (they were) really did a disservice to the way they were always shown and their portrayal as a complex culture
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:50 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:The entire thing was to wipe out all the extra costumes and random poo poo that costs money. So who got to run off with the entire season budget, because they saved as much money as possible on CG as well (dark scenes, never more than one thing in the shot, few details, just the same dragon model file over and over in different poses and the same blue fire shader from S7)
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:53 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:
Khal Drogo only died because he didn't get his cut washed out in a sewage river, then get stitched back together by some play actress.
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:53 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:The entire thing was to wipe out all the extra costumes and random poo poo that costs money. I'll bet the horses were the big thing because working with live animals is expensive and annoying. Weird though that they didn't take the opportunity to get rid of Ghost for good.
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:53 |
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Bobby Digital posted:Remember how the Dothraki are horse archers The faux Mongol horde, reduced from their IRL most efficient army that ever lived counterparts, to a bunch of semi-braintarded rapists, who charge in with weapons. Honestly, the real life mongol horde armed with dragonglass arrows would have dispatched world warz pretty loving quickly
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:54 |
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Ghost has never really been in this. And it's the showrunners who took the money
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:55 |
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The same "snow" layer effect was composited overtop of every frame of the entire episode Remove that and it would be immediately clearer just how little was in every shot
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# ? May 3, 2019 19:55 |
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ElGroucho posted:The faux Mongol horde, reduced from their IRL most efficient army that ever lived counterparts, to a bunch of semi-braintarded rapists, who charge in with weapons. Kind of how Theons last stand worked pretty well since it was a bunch of dudes with arrows vs. a narrow entrance. If only someone could have organized everyone ... A commander of sorts...who has experience in this as a Lord comm--- *Jon Snow fucks off on a dragon then sits with it near the weirwood.*
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# ? May 3, 2019 20:00 |