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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




G-Spot Run posted:

Come on, Quinoa! It's already in everything.

I+ is trickier but you're so close to full rainbow glory

Lentil sprouts
Guacamole
Beetroot, roasted
Tabasco
Iceberg lettuce

I'm getting hungry now.

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.


hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


execute anyone who keeps the "let people enjoy things" comic on hand

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 44 minutes!

hawowanlawow posted:

execute anyone who keeps the "let people enjoy things" comic on hand

Shhh, let people keep things on hand.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

BrigadierSensible posted:

Shhh, let people keep things on hand.

oh man, you are getting me so angry

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

hawowanlawow posted:

oh man, you are getting me so angry

Shh. Let people enjoy things.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Shh. Let people enjoy things.

Shh. Let people get angry about things.

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 14:11 on May 3, 2019

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
Shh.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Im pretty sure if you didn't let goons express thier distaste for the many things they dont like for whatever dumb reason they'd have an anuerism.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Pictured here. A goon whos seen a person place or thing and cant comment why its poo poo yet.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



but they were the new PDF :(

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!
Soiled Meat

Thread title please.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Karate Bastard posted:

Can I get a foot thick full rainbow sexuality sandwich please?

Oh man, if it had only been a sub in the package...

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtUuab1Aqg0

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The site's actually way better now and almost all they lost was bots. Sadly, valuations are based on fake metrics so

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
I'll never forget the time one of my high school students said "check out this post on Tumblr," handed me her phone, and then I scrolled down to read it all and underneath it in her feed was a gif of hardcore pornography. Just a big ol' close-up of penis going in and out of vagina.

She was about 16-17 years old and I was in my late 20s (and male). loving awkward.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

clevin

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Is this for when you need to kick the cigarette boat habit?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Now if only those characters were characterized well enough that the average GoT fan could actually remember their names.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

MrYenko posted:

Now if only those characters were characterized well enough that the average GoT fan could actually remember their names.

Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. And I'm not even a GoT fan

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Nostradingus posted:

Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. And I'm not even a GoT fan

:boom:

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

One of the benefits of our oversaturated digital media landscape is that once in a while we'll get a perfect little short story like this.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



For sale: social media platform, never scored

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Pick posted:

The site's actually way better now and almost all they lost was bots. Sadly, valuations are based on fake metrics so

Nope.
They also lost a lot of information resources for young people (terms like "safe sex" and "lesbian" are blocked, for example). So while they did lose a lot of porn, they also lost a lot of places for young people to seek support and information from various communities.
And while it's probably not the best place to be seeking this sort of information, I know a fair few teenagers who were devastated by the loss of communities they'd come to rely on.

haldolium
Oct 22, 2016



https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/1124318917030072320

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Pick posted:

The site's actually way better now and almost all they lost was bots. Sadly, valuations are based on fake metrics so

Actually the site is just nazis and bots now.


It's impossible to create a fake name too outlandish to be a real racehorse. Potoooooooo is a real horse. It's pronounced potatoes.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



rodbeard posted:

Actually the site is just nazis and bots now.


It's impossible to create a fake name too outlandish to be a real racehorse. Potoooooooo is a real horse. It's pronounced potatoes.

That's pretty funny in its own right though

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


D...did he not watch season 7, where characters and entire armies started crossing entire continents in hours, often on foot, just so that everything aligned right for this last season?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

bike tory posted:

D...did he not watch season 7, where characters and entire armies started crossing entire continents in hours, often on foot, just so that everything aligned right for this last season?

You must have missed the part in Seinfeld S2 where Kramer invaded California and was back at Tom's Restaurant in time for the wrap-up.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


rodbeard posted:

It's impossible to create a fake name too outlandish to be a real racehorse. Potoooooooo is a real horse. It's pronounced potatoes.

Famous enough to be on Wikipedia: Potoooooooo

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Lady Disdain posted:

Nope.
They also lost a lot of information resources for young people (terms like "safe sex" and "lesbian" are blocked, for example). So while they did lose a lot of porn, they also lost a lot of places for young people to seek support and information from various communities.
And while it's probably not the best place to be seeking this sort of information, I know a fair few teenagers who were devastated by the loss of communities they'd come to rely on.

pick's gimmick is to be contrarian and just lie about things

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Alaois posted:

pick's gimmick is to be contrarian and just lie about things

Pick is just post-fact. It must be tremendously liberating, and tbqh I’m a little jealous at times.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Alaois posted:

pick's gimmick is to be contrarian and just lie about things

But I thought everyone on the internet was kind and truthful :,(

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
https://i.imgur.com/an8DF5D.mp4

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka

Nice to see howtobasic getting employment.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Was gonna say, no eggs 1/10

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Metaline
Aug 20, 2003



Pick posted:

The site's actually way better now and almost all they lost was bots. Sadly, valuations are based on fake metrics so

Haha, where do you get your information?

Before the ban I got a couple of bot follows every day across three blogs. Now I get up to twenty a day on just my main. The only difference now is that all the profile pics are of bodybuilder women in gym gear instead of naked porn actresses.

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