IT'S OFFICIAL! Donald Jello Shot Trump Will Run Again In 2020! #MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Yang 2020 literal staffers wearing literal STAFF lanyards at this bar

i yelled at them

# ? May 4, 2019 03:27

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:32

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Joementum posted:

i really, really wish richard would reveal @jack's old accountname

lowtax is a spineless cuck so he won't ever do that

# ? May 4, 2019 03:27

PDP-1: Oct 12, 2004; It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

WampaLord posted:

i wonder if he'll stoop so low as to do the Jeb! tablet mailers

iirc, JEB!'s PR folks got paid a percentage of whatever they spent on his campaign so it was in their interest to blow as much money as possible by mailing tablets to his supporters with a JEB! commercial on them.

romney had the same setup but his folk's scheme was to buy tv ad space at the last possible second when it cost tons more than buying months ahead in states you already knew would be battlegrounds.

#be best

# ? May 4, 2019 03:27

ShortStack: Jan 16, 2006; tinystax

rapeface posted:

ilhan ownmar

# ? May 4, 2019 03:28

sinnesloeschen: Jun 4, 2011; fiiiiiiinnnne

Gripweed posted:

2LDK is such an under appreciated film

so fuckin good

like japanese horror and sartre had a baby

# ? May 4, 2019 03:29

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

rapeface posted:

ilhan ownmar

# ? May 4, 2019 03:30

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

mad.radhu posted:

Ilhan is 37, why isn't she in the primary if it can be so polluted with succ dems

hell yeah remove the birth requirement from the fuckin office

# ? May 4, 2019 03:33

PDP-1: Oct 12, 2004; It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

RandomBlue posted:

I wear size 14 shoes that I buy from Shoe Carnival, which makes sense because they're clown shoes.

buying shoes when you're in the 14-15 size range is totally different than when shoe normies buy shoes. i don't look at the shoes themselves, just scan the rack for the few pair they have in my size and then choose between the 3-5 types they got.

sometimes you can cram on a size 13 and try to imagine if it would be comfortable if it wasn't cutting off blood flow to your feet and then special order that model in your size.

my shoes are always super disappointing. thanks for listening.

# ? May 4, 2019 03:34

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

deathbysnusnu posted:

Dems are cowards too afraid to wield power for fear of losing it. I dunno maybe impeaching trump won�t have the same electoral consequences as impeaching Clinton because the former has a crime pile to the stratosphere while Clinton was impeached over bullshit?

Whoa whoa settle down there skippy, we don�t wanna lose all those moderate republican votes who will definitely vote dem this time as long they don�t decide to impeach

# ? May 4, 2019 03:35

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

The Dem primary should be 11 Somali women.

# ? May 4, 2019 03:36

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

From the pictures thread:

https://twitter.com/IbrahimAS97/status/1124116716169113601

Does he have even a single opinion that isn't lockstep with Republicans at this point?

# ? May 4, 2019 03:36

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

PDP-1 posted:

iirc, JEB!'s PR folks got paid a percentage of whatever they spent on his campaign so it was in their interest to blow as much money as possible by mailing tablets to his supporters with a JEB! commercial on them.

romney had the same setup but his folk's scheme was to buy tv ad space at the last possible second when it cost tons more than buying months ahead in states you already knew would be battlegrounds.

#be best

Who do you think is working on the Biden campaign considering Kamala snapped up all the Hillary campaign people and Bernie has all the good campaign people?

The Biden campaign isn't sending their best, folks!

# ? May 4, 2019 03:36

A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

hmm i could stop drinking now and wake up early for a dumb t-ball game w/ no hangover

or...

# ? May 4, 2019 03:37

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

RandomBlue posted:

From the pictures thread:

https://twitter.com/IbrahimAS97/status/1124116716169113601

Does he have even a single opinion that isn't lockstep with Republicans at this point?

gently caress him

# ? May 4, 2019 03:37

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

RandomBlue posted:

From the pictures thread:

https://twitter.com/IbrahimAS97/status/1124116716169113601

Does he have even a single opinion that isn't lockstep with Republicans at this point?

He says bipartisanship is possible, that's different.

# ? May 4, 2019 03:37

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

RandomBlue posted:

From the pictures thread:

https://twitter.com/IbrahimAS97/status/1124116716169113601

Does he have even a single opinion that isn't lockstep with Republicans at this point?

I know it's not new but ugh he sucks

To answer your question...he might be okay on abortion and a few social issues possibly(?), but otherwise nah not really.

# ? May 4, 2019 03:37

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

RandomBlue posted:

From the pictures thread:

https://twitter.com/IbrahimAS97/status/1124116716169113601

Does he have even a single opinion that isn't lockstep with Republicans at this point?

joe biden is a demon cracker

# ? May 4, 2019 03:38

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

PDP-1 posted:

buying shoes when you're in the 14-15 size range is totally different than when shoe normies buy shoes. i don't look at the shoes themselves, just scan the rack for the few pair they have in my size and then choose between the 3-5 types they got.

sometimes you can cram on a size 13 and try to imagine if it would be comfortable if it wasn't cutting off blood flow to your feet and then special order that model in your size.

my shoes are always super disappointing. thanks for listening.

That's my shoe shopping experience every time. I go to Shoe Carnival because they're the only place that carries anything close to a decent selection of size 14's. Occasionally I try a 13 on even though I know it's pointless.

I wear my shoes until they start disintegrating.

# ? May 4, 2019 03:38

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

https://twitter.com/CatKillough/status/1124486645628190721

# ? May 4, 2019 03:39

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

hmm i could stop drinking now and wake up early for a dumb t-ball game w/ no hangover

or...

chug water and then do two shots

# ? May 4, 2019 03:39

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

juche avocado posted:

Yang 2020 literal staffers wearing literal STAFF lanyards at this bar

i yelled at them

oh poo poo the yang gang is in Seattle????

# ? May 4, 2019 03:39

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

RandomBlue posted:

Does he have even a single opinion that isn't lockstep with Republicans at this point?

I've criticized Biden a lot, but in fairness I think he would probably honestly believe that if he appointed a super court justice who undid gay marriage, that would be an acceptable but regrettable side effect of insuring corporate control of America, but a Republican would consider it a fun bonus.

# ? May 4, 2019 03:40

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

RandomBlue posted:

From the pictures thread:

https://twitter.com/IbrahimAS97/status/1124116716169113601

Does he have even a single opinion that isn't lockstep with Republicans at this point?

He's a monster, OP

# ? May 4, 2019 03:40

Dammerung: Oct 17, 2008; "Dang, that's hot."

PDP-1 posted:

buying shoes when you're in the 14-15 size range is totally different than when shoe normies buy shoes. i don't look at the shoes themselves, just scan the rack for the few pair they have in my size and then choose between the 3-5 types they got.

sometimes you can cram on a size 13 and try to imagine if it would be comfortable if it wasn't cutting off blood flow to your feet and then special order that model in your size.

my shoes are always super disappointing. thanks for listening.

Heck, same. My feet are super large and super dumb and sometimes I don't like them.

# ? May 4, 2019 03:40

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/CatKillough/status/1124486645628190721

we're the good guys so its ok

# ? May 4, 2019 03:40

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

RandomBlue posted:

From the pictures thread:

https://twitter.com/IbrahimAS97/status/1124116716169113601

Does he have even a single opinion that isn't lockstep with Republicans at this point?

gotta hand it to the dems, it's so amazing

they found someone worse than clinton

# ? May 4, 2019 03:40

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

twoday posted:

He's a monster, OP

THANKS OBAMA!

# ? May 4, 2019 03:41

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

RandomBlue posted:

From the pictures thread:

https://twitter.com/IbrahimAS97/status/1124116716169113601

Does he have even a single opinion that isn't lockstep with Republicans at this point?

jesus christ i'm tired of this old bitch and hope he takes a dirt nap - he's going to be the next president though so we better start focussing on congress and get a good vp like warren

# ? May 4, 2019 03:41

NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009

RandomBlue posted:

From the pictures thread:

https://twitter.com/IbrahimAS97/status/1124116716169113601

Does he have even a single opinion that isn't lockstep with Republicans at this point?

Everyone over fifty had the world handed to them on a platter and believes they made it all possible through their own perseverance.

# ? May 4, 2019 03:41

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 357 days!

kaleedity posted:

gotta hand it to the dems, it's so amazing

they found someone worse than clinton

IT'S HIS TIME

# ? May 4, 2019 03:41

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

kaleedity posted:

gotta hand it to the dems, it's so amazing

they found someone worse than clinton

# ? May 4, 2019 03:42

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

dems win 250 seats in historic house victory, 70 seats in senate - pass medicare 4 all only to get vetoed by president biden, saying "let's not get ahead of ourselves you lazy freeloaders"

# ? May 4, 2019 03:43