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pathetic little tramp posted:lol there's the america i know had a cool woman call into my office today and the conversation went mostly like this:  - "i want you to look into changing the law so my husband will get his second degree felony expunged from his record. his record means he can't vote or get promoted." - "yeah absolutely, everyone should be able to be allowed to re-enter society so long as they've paid their debt to society and aren't a danger to others" - "no, i don't want those convicts having a second chance, gently caress them" - "ok, let's phrase it this way: i'm sure your husband is a nice guy, but to me he's just a piece of paper, just like every other convict in the state. how do you propose we change the law so it just benefits your husband and nobody else?" - "....ok you got me"
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punchymcpunch posted:if i wanted to see 420 runs id go to the cspam poopin thread 
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Chokes McGee posted:the local Austin minor league team had a night where they would fly tiny pies to you via drone the round rock express? goddamn, i went to field of dreams night, but i should have gone to piedrone night
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Business Gorillas posted:had a cool woman call into my office today and the conversation went mostly like this: and then the entire office stood up and clapped
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pathetic little tramp posted:the round rock express? goddamn, i went to field of dreams night, but i should have gone to piedrone night I don’t think it was recently just something my therapist mentioned offhand during a session that day was a little less focused than usual
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Business Gorillas posted:had a cool woman call into my office today and the conversation went mostly like this: i woulda said "yeah just do that"
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Chokes McGee posted:I don’t think it was recently just something my therapist mentioned offhand during a session your therapist was droppin hints, probably got a window just the right size for a pie drone
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BLM is getting sympathetic coverage in Oklahoma. this is wild. camera crews swarmed the racist dude who came to cause problems and drew him away from the crowd. no one has used that footage of his interview yet. knock on wood. https://kfor.com/2019/05/03/hundreds-march-in-the-rain-to-protest-death-of-edmond-teen/
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Chokes McGee posted:the local Austin minor league team had a night where they would fly tiny pies to you via drone the Texas stars do well IIRC, hell San Antonio has the Rampage and those are fun games, hockey in Texas is perfectly fine, just gently caress Dallas lol it makes it even more embarrassing for Houston that they are still the only "big" city in Texas without any form of pro hockey anymore 
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Chokes McGee posted:and then the entire office stood up and clapped i told them to sit back down and save their claps for JEB!
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That convicts name ? Albert einstein
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Kurtofan posted:you think he would gently caress on the gold? thats gross, and not fiat i mean, he did request unsupervised time with his wife in the vault
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southern minor league baseball is fantastic the montgomery baseball team, the biscuits, has a biscuit mascot whose backstory is that he is also the zodiac killer https://twitter.com/BiscuitBaseball/status/1113120467475423232
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Business Gorillas posted:i told them to sit back down and save their claps for JEB! 
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 What do you call the fat rat shadow on the second moon? (Snoosul is a fremen word meaning, "strength of the base of the CSPAM") this fanart is terrible
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snooad'dib... your name is a killing word
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punchymcpunch posted:snooad'dib... your name is a killing word He has trained a hundred warriors in the posting arts
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Dick Milhous Rock! posted:i mean, he did request unsupervised time with his wife in the vault Oh no
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Chokes McGee posted:the local Austin minor league team had a night where they would fly tiny pies to you via drone One time I did audio for Jefferson Starship, who were going to be towed out onto the field at the end of the minor league baseball game to do a 30min set. We spent hours sweating our balls off just outside the stadium, setting poo poo up on flatbed trailers and strapping it down so it wouldn't move, while children owned us mercilessly from the top of the stands. "I thought it was supposed to be a starship, that looks like a truck!"
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Patrick Stewart charging into battle with the pug, but it's turdfuzz holding a baloogan duck
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low minors baseball is a real good time and you're silly if you think otherwise cheap beer and 40 run games heyo
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punchymcpunch posted:snooad'dib... your name is a killing word i think you should try to flex on kurtofan by being frencher than him
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:I cannot wait for the libertarian candidate debates this election might be lively, trump has stirred up the "actually we hate government in all its forms" faction of the GOP
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Kurtofan posted:Its an omen  THE BLACK GOAT OF THE WOODS WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG
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Squizzle posted:i enjoy space opera agreed. The ring cycle except Siegfried pilots a star fighter is really spectacular
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one time i slept in a hotel room by niagara falls w the window open so i could hear the falls all night while i slept it was v relaxing so i want to live in that little village by those waterfalls so i can spend the rest of my life asleep
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just finished watching dune, that is a movie that goes off the fuckin rails fast i was with them for like the first 75 minutes and then it's like they just put a brick on the accelerator and it's like AH gently caress MY NAMES A KILLING WORD AND HERES HOW YOU BLOW poo poo UP ALSO HERES HOW WE GET SAND WORMS DID YOU KNOW MOMS DEAD AND HERES A BABY WHO IS SOMEHOW ALSO MOM AND SHES GOING TO GO THREATEN THE EMPEROR HEY DID YOU REMEMBER STING IS IN THIS WELL gently caress YOU HES GONNA FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR SOME REASON the end vvvv good idea pathetic little tramp has issued a correction as of 05:36 on May 4, 2019 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:just finished watching dune, that is a movie that goes off the fuckin rails fast wow thanks for the spoiler alert
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tacodaemon posted:here's some scenery good lord
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