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xsf421
Feb 17, 2011

AlexDeGruven posted:

You joke, but xsf421 and I know.

He'll probably be a director within 2 years.

I mean, considering where the person responsible for deleting the core DNS zone is now... yeah.

As far as I know his plan is to fail upwards to a VP or C-level role in another company in the next 12 months.

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Actuarial Fables posted:

I hope this ticket came in



Is this the IT equivalent of "what is the sound of one hand clapping" or some such poo poo?

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
My current posting is on-site Security Operations for a client. Yesterday and today ALL of the tickets came in. Or at least the third party helpdesk flooded the team's inbox with "Can I get an update on this?" for poo poo I told them was done weeks ago or wasn't ever being done because "gently caress no you can't have tinyurl unblocked ever stop asking". :smithicide:

ETA: fuckit, while I'm all :argh: about it, part of the problem here is that there are at least three different varities of helpdesk in this company, all run by different third parties. None of them want to communicate with each other so everything goes through the SecOps team. This includes whenever deskside support can't be arsed to show someone how to reset their AD password :negative:

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


xsf421 posted:

As far as I know his plan is to fail upwards to a VP or C-level role in another company in the next 12 months.

C-Level, just loving lol

Better sign on with a giant golden parachute 'cuz that place is going down in flames.

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


So, uh. Is that goon that does resume tweaking still around?

Asking for a system engineering department.

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

AlexDeGruven posted:

So, uh. Is that goon that does resume tweaking still around?

Asking for a system engineering department.

He sold his business to someone else who does a lovely job.

terrenblade
Oct 29, 2012

chin up everything sucks posted:

He sold his business to someone else who does a lovely job.

If anyone knows a good substitute, :justpost:

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


terrenblade posted:

If anyone knows a good substitute, :justpost:

:justpost: is the substitute

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

SharePoint online is down, yay. Of course MS has nothing reported in the service health. They did tweet about it at least.

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Varkk posted:

SharePoint online is down, yay. Of course MS has nothing reported in the service health. They did tweet about it at least.

Azure's Status Page is saying something now:

Microsoft posted:

Azure Services

We are investigating reports of connectivity issues with Azure Services. More information will be provided as it becomes available.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

AlexDeGruven posted:

So, uh. Is that goon that does resume tweaking still around?

Asking for a system engineering department.

Just post it here.

ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else
Come in first thing in the morning and there's a routing loop out at one of the remote sites. Everyone claims no changes were made last night. Thank god it's Friday.

AlexDeGruven
Jun 29, 2007

Watch me pull my dongle out of this tiny box


ChubbyThePhat posted:

Come in first thing in the morning and there's a routing loop out at one of the remote sites. Everyone claims no changes were made last night. Thank god it's Friday.

Ahh yes, the wonderful "I didn't touch anything" outage.

"Hey, the load on the db server is over 200 this morning. What changed overnight?"
"Nothing!"
"Hmm, that's odd. I know I didn't touch the servers last night, but it looks like this one code directory has some new files"
"Oh yeah, we pushed code last night, but we didn't change anything"

ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else

ChubbyThePhat posted:

Come in first thing in the morning and there's a routing loop out at one of the remote sites. Everyone claims no changes were made last night. Thank god it's Friday.

Turns out there actually were no changes! A connection box from the ISP was vandalized and actually took out a whole section of downtown; oops.

Agrikk
Oct 17, 2003

Take care with that! We have not fully ascertained its function, and the ticking is accelerating.

Sounds like a pretty major change

PBS
Sep 21, 2015

Agrikk posted:

Sounds like a pretty major change

Wonder how that got though CAB.

MREBoy
Mar 14, 2005

MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !
Throwing this out for anyone who might have to deal with Firefox at all -

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/software/firefox-addons-being-disabled-due-to-an-expired-certificate/

https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1548973

tl,dr An expired SSL cert broke extension signing in Firefox, browser defaults to BLOCK ALL, most extensions in Firefox rendered unusable until fixed.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I was wondering why all of a sudden my extensions stopped working and the only reason the browser could give me was a help page from 2017.

MREBoy
Mar 14, 2005

MREs - They're whats for breakfast, lunch AND dinner !

Ghostlight posted:

I was wondering why all of a sudden my extensions stopped working and the only reason the browser could give me was a help page from 2017.

Yeah it freaked me out initially thinking that I got a virus or malware or some other poo poo got in somehow because why would the browser break so badly all of a sudden ? It's like with the bit ChubbyThePhat posted - I didn't change anything but something completely out of my control changed & broke poo poo.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

PBS posted:

Wonder how that got though CAB.

Same way everything else gets through CAB. Without a case, and no one bothered to document the changes.

Moatman
Mar 21, 2014

Because the goof is all mine.
Alright, which one of you is this
https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/bkbdnq/security_crisis_company_owner_wants_all_passwords/

quote:

Greetings everyone and thank you in advance for any advice/suggestions

I have a dilemma I am trying to correct.

I just got out of a meeting with my boss. The subject of the meeting was 'passwords and why do we need them'. This was an impromptu meeting. I went into security and how it allows people to keep financial records safe, our database, and a number of other items. We have finance, sales, marketing, purchasing, everything in house.
He goes on to say having passwords is a hassle because he cannot just open any person's computer and look at their stuff. He wants to be able to just open computers at night.
I brought up local security. "if he can, so can anyone else"
His response was that there are people around all the time, someone would see that bad actor on the wrong computer.
I tried to explain we need to keep financial records and sales data secured. He doubled down on no one internally would do such a thing.
He then goes on to say that if a hacker got into our network a server password wouldn't hold the hacker from getting our files.

His other reason for doing this is if a person is out for a day or a week someone may need to fill in for them and get files off that person's PC. I insisted the IT department could change their password within minutes, but he said that as not good enough, it "was a hassle".

What can I do to satisfy him and keep my integrity as an IT manager? I cannot allow this to happen. I will quit before I do such a detrimental thing to the company's data and security.

My current thoughts are to find a way to satisfy his voyeurism and get screen monitoring software or some variation of RDP, UltraVNC, ScreenConnect, etc. But all of these alert the user he is connected.

Does anyone have a way I can get out of this without resorting to everyone having the same password?

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


lol the answer to that is to get another job

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

Even in an unregulated industry, I'm pretty sure thats illegal levels of negligence.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady
That is one of those times where you not only resign, but go above the dude's head to resign.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Arquinsiel posted:

That is one of those times where you not only resign, but go above the dude's head to resign.

quote:

Security Crisis: Company Owner wants ALL passwords removed from company computers.

Pretty sure this is one of those things even a bad C-level would nuke from orbit on general principle and ask hard questions about what the gently caress they're thinking.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



This sounds like a fairly small organization, one where this dude won't have anyone else at his level to say boo to him.

And plus he's literally only doing this because he wants to wander around after hours and snoop on people's computers for porn.

Reiterating, time for another job, and get real good at telling this story in interviews.

klosterdev
Oct 10, 2006

Na na na na na na na na Batman!
One month later and Owner is in the news blaming his IT person for covering Owners tracks and why the cops can't tell who destroyed the evidence.

Weedle
May 31, 2006





The best part of this thread was the now-deleted comment guessing that the owner wears a MAGA hat at work, and the OP confirming that he does.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Reddit users can't help themselves when it comes to defending the really stupid white male. I'm making a couple of assumptions here but... Well pattern recognition is a thing.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Why does being white have anything to do with that person bring an idiot? The suggestion that he’s dying to get more control over his extortion makes the most sense.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Bigass Moth posted:

Why does being white have anything to do with that person bring an idiot? The suggestion that he’s dying to get more control over his extortion makes the most sense.

The Venn Diagram for this kind of stupidity is consistently a near-perfect circle of "Old white male". The only exception I've seen in this thread is with family-run businesses where it's their wife getting involved as well to double down on everything.

a_pineapple
Dec 23, 2005


Last week we had two different vendors out on different days to install different pieces of some infrastructure. Of course the infrastructure didn’t work right away, and so I’m stuck in the middle of these two babies trying to pass the buck.

The truly annoying thing is since the vendors own the equipment, I can’t touch it to fix it my drat self. So I need to put on an aura of ignorant appreciation to manipulate these guys into a conference call to figure it out.

I wish I could just say “Guys just make it work” but I think that would get messy because the contracts we signed don’t have anything on them that says that the two dependent aspects of the infrastructure need to be configured to work /together/, just that they have to be installed.

Dealing with computers is so much easier than dealing with people. This is why I’m just an engineer and not a manager.

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Pretty sure this is one of those things even a bad C-level would nuke from orbit on general principle and ask hard questions about what the gently caress they're thinking.

Yup. Time to document and blow a whistle.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

vas0line posted:

Last week we had two different vendors out on different days to install different pieces of some infrastructure. Of course the infrastructure didn’t work right away, and so I’m stuck in the middle of these two babies trying to pass the buck.

The truly annoying thing is since the vendors own the equipment, I can’t touch it to fix it my drat self. So I need to put on an aura of ignorant appreciation to manipulate these guys into a conference call to figure it out.

I wish I could just say “Guys just make it work” but I think that would get messy because the contracts we signed don’t have anything on them that says that the two dependent aspects of the infrastructure need to be configured to work /together/, just that they have to be installed.

I hate black box systems. If it's not user serviceable, I don't want it in my environment.

Not that I have any say in the matter. I don't technically miss being the head of IT (the downside being, everything that goes wrong, it's your fault), but I do miss being the decision maker when it came to vendors and products.

vas0line posted:

Dealing with computers is so much easier than dealing with people. This is why I’m just an engineer and not a manager.

:same:

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I don't technically miss being the head of IT (the downside being, everything that goes wrong, it's your fault),

You clearly didn't master an essential management skill, it's called "delegating."

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Che Delilas posted:

You clearly didn't master an essential management skill, it's called "delegating."

Company wasn't big enough for there to be anyone else in the IT department :smith:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Then you're just the sysadmin.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
One weird trick to becoming your own boss!

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


A vendor solicitation e-mail came in:

From Vinny at Trifecta Networks.

Offering to buy and sell pre-owned equipment.


His headshot in the e-mail signature was on point as well.

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

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The Fool posted:

A vendor solicitation e-mail came in:

From Vinny at Trifecta Networks.

Offering to buy and sell pre-owned equipment.


His headshot in the e-mail signature was on point as well.

This guy?

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