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Platystemon)
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What the gently caress? e: re: that parking spot poo poo
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May 4, 2019 12:32
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performative bullshit
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May 4, 2019 13:10
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I sincerely don't understand how these people can't see how loving dumb they look to anyone outside their arty farty bubble
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May 4, 2019 14:18
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Taintrunner posted:Oh, so this is a sex thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNQ6_1GCVVA
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May 4, 2019 14:31
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turn the street into an office arcology and bury me in my cubicle
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May 4, 2019 14:31
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California really needs to work on that homelessness problem. Or maybe at least acknowledge it as a problem.mike12345 posted:I've always wanted electrocution to become a thing in gaming, ever since I saw this bond flick There's at least one thing where some people made a version of pong that hurts the other player every time you score a point.
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May 4, 2019 15:17
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dirty lousy tramp posted:I sincerely don't understand how these people can't see how loving dumb they look to anyone outside their arty farty bubble This is what the area around the library of Alexandria was like before the mob burned it down. Good riddance imo.
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May 4, 2019 15:18
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better than trying to drive in sf
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May 4, 2019 18:19
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Brass Key posted:Netflix has a new gameshow, and it's, uh... Well, it's something. not going to watch the vid but lmfao at this tweet
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May 4, 2019 18:35
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Can't they work in a library? Does San Dystopia not have public library or they have been converted to libra.ry 3.0?
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May 4, 2019 20:58
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tino posted:Can't they work in a library? Does San Dystopia not have public library or they have been converted to libra.ry 3.0? lower income plebians are at the library, gross.
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May 4, 2019 21:07
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etalian posted:lower income plebians are at the library, gross. Homeless people hang out at the library. I ha g out on the street because. Can't wait for someone to start paying day rates on parking spaces and set up micro homes. Oh wait they do that already. The amount of van lifers on the streets of Los Angeles is incredible.
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May 4, 2019 21:11
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[quote="etalian" post=""4948144"]lower income plebians are at the library, gross. [/quote] So go to a loving starbucks. This has to be a membership event for the eventual hipster uprising.
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May 4, 2019 21:28
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it's cool how I get mail where a picture of my house is superimposed on the front of the envelope and my name and address are printed in a font that mimics handwriting and the sender is someone who wants to buy my house so they can demolish it.
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May 4, 2019 21:30
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setting up planters and benches in a parking space to basically make a mini park that can comfortably serve at least like six people was a thing that people were doing a lot a few years ago to make a statement of the absurd amount of space that cities gave up to serve cars and how just reclaiming some of it into public space would make the city much nicer but then these guys lost the point entirely by postulating the replacement of private parking spaces with private corporate offices
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May 4, 2019 21:36
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Wasn’t there a Nathan For You sketch where he set up an office on the sidewalk as a rentable co-working space? I swear I can picture the scene, but wasn’t finding it on a quick google.
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May 4, 2019 21:45
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Also, like it isn't already hard enough to find a goddamn parking space in a city without some mook setting their loving desk up in one.
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May 4, 2019 22:05
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pseudosavior posted:Also, like it isn't already hard enough to find a goddamn parking space in a city without some mook setting their loving desk up in one. That’s a feature, not a bug.
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May 4, 2019 22:11
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Platystemon posted:That’s a feature, not a bug. 100%.
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May 4, 2019 22:15
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I get that it's another one of those insane attempts to abuse public infrastructure, but what's the purpose of an office without electricity, access to a bathroom, privacy, storage, protection from the elements, and you need to haul away your desk and chair on the hour your time runs out?
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May 4, 2019 22:29
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Day Man posted:Wasn’t there a Nathan For You sketch where he set up an office on the sidewalk as a rentable co-working space? I swear I can picture the scene, but wasn’t finding it on a quick google. Nathan For You was amazing
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May 4, 2019 22:31
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SlothfulCobra posted:I get that it's another one of those insane attempts to abuse public infrastructure, but what's the purpose of an office without electricity, access to a bathroom, privacy, storage, protection from the elements, and you need to haul away your desk and chair on the hour your time runs out? It's "I'm so wacky and creative, pay attention to meeeeeeee"
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May 4, 2019 22:35
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SlothfulCobra posted:I get that it's another one of those insane attempts to abuse public infrastructure, but what's the purpose of an office without electricity, access to a bathroom, privacy, storage, protection from the elements, and you need to haul away your desk and chair on the hour your time runs out? it's a publicity stunt to send the message "if cities weren't wasting all this space on parking and other car infrastructure, think of what else we could do with that space instead...like put more offices there"
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May 4, 2019 22:36
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Found it! It wasn’t Nathan For You, it was an Ileana scheme from an episode of Broad City: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/age2r2/broad-city-the-birth-of-shework https://www.cc.com/video-clips/21uyso/broad-city-shework-had-a-good-run Day Man has issued a correction as of 22:45 on May 4, 2019 |
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May 4, 2019 22:38
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Needs more cubicle partitions and corporate inspirational slogans imo
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May 4, 2019 22:57
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pseudosavior posted:Also, like it isn't already hard enough to find a goddamn parking space in a city without some mook setting their loving desk up in one. sell your car, get an ebike.
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May 4, 2019 22:58
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May 5, 2019 00:10
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https://twitter.com/futurism/status/1124054375712940033quote:In 2017, the sheriff’s office in Washington County, Oregon, became the first law enforcement agency to use Rekognition, Amazon’s facial recognition tool. Then, for two day in March 2019, the office granted journalists for The Washington Post access to its squad cars and facilities to observe how the technology was transforming cops’ operations.
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May 5, 2019 00:13
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Uh, it's being used exactly as it was intended hth.
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May 5, 2019 00:18
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But wait, there's so much more! https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-global-security-mark-zuckerberg-executive-protection-2019-3 - panic chute - panic room - $10m budget for security - security employees pretend to be software engineers to protect him while he works at his desk in an open office plan that nobody's allowed to park beneath in the garage for fear of carbombs quote:Such stalkers are classified as "BOLOs," short for "Be On the Look Out," a category of person barred from all Facebook property. If BOLOs use Facebook or the other apps the company owns, the security team may quietly use data drawn from these apps to monitor their location without telling them, CNBC previously reported.
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May 5, 2019 00:19
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPKrdxiEkQ0 definitely watch this
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May 5, 2019 00:23
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Socks4Hands posted:But wait, there's so much more! at least the man is self-aware enough to realise that people actually legitimately want to murder him
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May 5, 2019 00:25
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pseudosavior posted:Also, like it isn't already hard enough to find a goddamn parking space in a city without some mook setting their loving desk up in one. "jail isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the parking space office desk with my lovely bronco
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May 5, 2019 00:26
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SlothfulCobra posted:I get that it's another one of those insane attempts to abuse public infrastructure, but what's the purpose of an office without electricity, access to a bathroom, privacy, storage, protection from the elements, and you need to haul away your desk and chair on the hour your time runs out? would the cops write a parking ticket for your desk and tow it?
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May 5, 2019 00:50
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Cool that's moms are stealing the drunk driver motto.
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May 5, 2019 01:03
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man how bad is a mom's life that so many are alcoholics and now apparently microdosing mushrooms we gotta switch to a communal parenting paradigm quick, this atomic family poo poo is unsustainable
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May 5, 2019 01:06
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drugs are getting lamer every loving day jesus christ between microdosing this and that and vaping i am almsot ready to wash my hands of the whole thing
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May 5, 2019 01:17
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Actually I think you'll find that shrooms own and know way more than we do.
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May 5, 2019 01:26
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man even lovely suburban moms have better drug hookups than my dweeb rear end
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May 5, 2019 02:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYaZ57Bn4pQ
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May 5, 2019 02:38
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