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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
drat, I hope this guy got laid (he deserves it!)

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

And those Muslim girls were named....

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

MrUnderbridge posted:

And those Muslim girls were named....

A-a and Le-a (in which the dash don't be silent)?

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
There should be one called Adashz

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

jobson groeth posted:

There should be one called Adashz

Abce-Z actually sounds pretty good.
Absidashzee.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Aleph Null posted:

Abce-Z actually sounds pretty good.
Absidashzee.

Gesundheit

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Eisidisi

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Danaru posted:

Eisidisi

I love Thunderstruck!

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

What, no Asians? No Pakistanis? No Chippewa?

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Khazar-khum posted:

What, no Asians? No Pakistanis? No Chippewa?

They were in the car that stopped short

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

MrUnderbridge posted:

And those Muslim girls were named....

Aljazeera Einstein. Both.

electricHyena
Sep 12, 2005

oh no not again

RNG posted:

I was at a Leafs/Hurricanes game a while back and the crowd was booing the Canadian national anthem almost loud enough to drown it out. Boy that was lovely.

The STDH is coming from inside the thread

Electrical Fire
Mar 29, 2010

electricHyena posted:

The STDH is coming from inside the thread

That happens all the time dude.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Electrical Fire posted:

That happens all the time dude.

No. It really doesnt.

And before you go linking YouTube videos of it happening, be aware that its not common. At all.

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

electricHyena posted:

The STDH is coming from inside the thread

OK, Canes av guy. I've been to four hockey games in my life and it didn't happen at any of the others, if that makes you feel better.

e: By "a while back" I mean 1999, if that makes this less instantly unbelievable.

RNG has a new favorite as of 22:05 on Apr 27, 2019

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012


I don't doubt that a woman with a kid named Aiden really really prefers Eminem for her rap.

dovetaile
Jul 8, 2011

Grimey Drawer

What the gently caress is Black Wednesday?

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



dovetaile posted:

What the gently caress is Black Wednesday?

The most holy of Pop-Tart holidays.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

dovetaile posted:

What the gently caress is Black Wednesday?

It’s the day the new Pope-Tart is elected.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

The timeline doesn't quite add up.

Guilty
May 3, 2003
Ask me about how people having a bad reaction to MSG makes them racist, because I've never heard of gluten sensitivity

This girl set her sights so high on a Target security guard

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...

evobatman posted:

The timeline doesn't quite add up.

2 theories: Either she went to the Target where her husband works or 3 years passed between the time when she started writing the post and when she finished it.

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

That security guard's name? Marty McFly.

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

This is like the horrible dollar store version of STDH. Just no effort at all...

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



I'm a regular Target shopper, and I can't once, ever, remember seeing a security guard in one.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Davros1 posted:

I'm a regular Target shopper, and I can't once, ever, remember seeing a security guard in one.

you sound white

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Captain Monkey posted:

you sound white

I am, but also, I'm very sketchy looking.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Davros1 posted:

I am, but also, I'm very sketchy looking.

When people say someone looks sketchy, I just imagine them in the music video for "Take on me"

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Davros1 posted:

I'm a regular Target shopper, and I can't once, ever, remember seeing a security guard in one.

I always see them by the entrance/exit but never like patrolling the place. They've also always looked like they couldn't give less of a poo poo what was going on in the store either.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Jerry Cotton posted:

When people say someone looks sketchy, I just imagine them in the music video for "Take on me"

I prefer to use the word "sketchy" to describe myself, instead of the more accurate "ugly as gently caress".

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Joey Freshwater posted:

I always see them by the entrance/exit but never like patrolling the place. They've also always looked like they couldn't give less of a poo poo what was going on in the store either.

As someone who worked at Target, your thoughts are correct. The security gives zero fucks.

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Oct 30, 2009

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They can’t do anything anyway. Steal all you want.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

oldpainless posted:

They can’t do anything anyway. Steal all you want.

More like oldlawless.

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Don’t the staff have zero control over the music at most places?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Bargearse posted:

Don’t the staff have zero control over the music at most places?

Yeah that is decided by owners or GMs depending

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Bargearse posted:

Don’t the staff have zero control over the music at most places?

And generally are not allowed to hand out free poo poo

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EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT
Years ago I worked at Starbucks, and we had limited control over the music. They had their own music label (I think they've dropped it now), and we were allowed to play whatever we wanted from whatever was in rotation at the time. Also they can comp drinks, I understand they have a button for it right on the till now, no need for a supervisor to override, or even justify it later as long as it's not being done excessively. It's supposed to be for when the staff fucks up and they need to make someone happy right now, but every now and again we'd give something away just for the hell of it.

poo poo didn't happen because Starbucks doesn't just put on the radio, and also in my experience 4 year olds like all music, no matter how dumb it is.

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