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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


“If you get a concealed handgun permit it makes future firearm purchases easier.”

“I don’t plan on buying more guns.”

:shepface: lol

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Weaponized Autism posted:

i made the mistake of reading the twitter comments.

this would be incredibly cool and good for NJ and i hope it goes through.

They couldn't get legal weed passed so they are punting it to the voters

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

no bags is good but let’s do no packaging

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





lol

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



Still not understanding trade deficits :nallears:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1125392330083663875?s=19

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


lol obama's last tweet as prez was asking you suckers not to believe in him

https://twitter.com/POTUS44/status/822446982648201216

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

euphronius posted:

no bags is good but let’s do no packaging

I mean, if you go to a butcher you can get your meat in paper?

Serf
May 5, 2011


how do you do the whole canvas bags thing at the grocery store? do i just walk around with my bags under one arm like a jackass while i shop? tuck them into the cart?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

100% not retarded in the head

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



love to live in Bizarro world.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I like how I can find out what's on Fox News because of what the president is tweeting about

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Serf posted:

how do you do the whole canvas bags thing at the grocery store? do i just walk around with my bags under one arm like a jackass while i shop? tuck them into the cart?

Just put them in the top part of the cart then put them on the belt before your groceries, this isn't that hard

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Serf posted:

how do you do the whole canvas bags thing at the grocery store? do i just walk around with my bags under one arm like a jackass while i shop? tuck them into the cart?

stuff as much poo poo as you can into the bag and run out the nearest exit

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Serf posted:

how do you do the whole canvas bags thing at the grocery store? do i just walk around with my bags under one arm like a jackass while i shop? tuck them into the cart?

Nah, you transport them in your cart like a normie. Have you never been to Aldi?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


NofrikinfuN posted:

Still not understanding trade deficits :nallears:

He also thinks china pays tariffs the us gubmint imposes on chinese goods.
Art of the deal!

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

A Handed Missus posted:

stuff as much poo poo as you can into the bag and run out the nearest exit

Serf
May 5, 2011


A Handed Missus posted:

stuff as much poo poo as you can into the bag and run out the nearest exit

now this i can get behind

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Serf posted:

how do you do the whole canvas bags thing at the grocery store? do i just walk around with my bags under one arm like a jackass while i shop? tuck them into the cart?

you put them in the area that kids sit in and then when you check out they put your food in there

Serf
May 5, 2011


Iron Crowned posted:

Nah, you transport them in your cart like a normie. Have you never been to Aldi?

wtf is an aldi

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Serf posted:

how do you do the whole canvas bags thing at the grocery store? do i just walk around with my bags under one arm like a jackass while i shop? tuck them into the cart?


rear end cobra posted:

100% not retarded in the head

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

A Handed Missus posted:

stuff as much poo poo as you can into the bag and run out the nearest exit

ring up all your food as bananas at the self check out

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

MysteriousStranger posted:

I mean, if you go to a butcher you can get your meat in paper?

lol meat

Serf
May 5, 2011


aldi is a car iirc

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jesus loving Christ.

When is he just going to announce the start of the Civil War 2: Trumpaloo?

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE



Great Moments in Posting Through It

Hatebag posted:

Cohen was a fake lawyer that practiced what I'm gonna call illegal law, such as hush payments, money laundering, illegal real estate schemes, and general crime obfuscation.

hey now, don't forget about renting U-Hauls and crashing them into each other

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Serf posted:

how do you do the whole canvas bags thing at the grocery store? do i just walk around with my bags under one arm like a jackass while i shop? tuck them into the cart?

This is a sad question lol

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

100% not retarded in the head

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1123376531357818881

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I have a big ol’ red HEB bag that I bring to the store :texas:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Serf posted:

wtf is an aldi

WTF? How can you not have been to Aldi? It's like the greatest

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lmao he’s not going to make it to the primaries

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


tinstaach posted:

Great Moments in Posting Through It


hey now, don't forget about renting U-Hauls and crashing them into each other

Lol that sounds like something tge trailer park boys would do. Good thing it's just the lawyer the president used for years and years

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

this image should be in a museum

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003


i bet all the evil machiavellian gop operatives are like "shhh you idiot, we're trying to hide what WE'RE doing and youre just going to draw attention to everything"

Serf
May 5, 2011


Salt Fish posted:

This is a sad question lol

never seen a non-plastic bag irl

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

WTF? How can you not have been to Aldi? It's like the greatest

wegmans is the greatest

Biden is the most out of place politician I’ve seen in awhile

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