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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

that contempt report is pretty well done and I guess you can see why it took a few days

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Farmers = whites
Puerto Ricans = dead

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

this mother fucker

SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

Hatebag posted:

In my experience that's every place that sells food if you work there. Awful fuckin jobs

at king soopers yesterday there was this loud obnoxious DING over the PA system followed by "team members! it's time for your top of the hour station walk!"

i wouldn't last a single 8 hour shift if i had to hear that poo poo

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

wake up is a major white supremacist slogan right

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



lmao just loving lmao he’s talking about PR again back to being super angry about everything

hella mad rn

real loving mad online

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Zyla posted:

so i missed the jerky saga did plinkey kill a goon

Plinky is keeping me alive with chewed jerky and an eyedropper of whiskey

Serf
May 5, 2011


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

just order your groceries from Whole Foods with amazon prime and have it delivered to your house you dummy

i will die first

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

How much of the Puerto Rico money ended up in Whitefish Montana

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

euphronius posted:

lmao hes not going to win the primaries

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

this triggers the gently caress out of fans of those properties, lmao goddamn, like oil and loving water

also the Onion keeps raising my hopes and then dashing them

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Zyla posted:

who gives a poo poo about plastic bags lmao my dudes we're all already circling the drain, 29 years left

you not using a couple hundred tiny plastic bags aint gonna do jack poo poo

zyla gets it

Serf
May 5, 2011


euphronius posted:

lmao he’s not going to make it to the primaries

in what universe

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Bethamphetamine posted:

Trickle down grift. All it's missing is a book tour coupled with the organization buying up the books and offering them as gifts for donating.

David Bossie once sneaked into the hospital room of a dying women to try to convince her that Bill Clinton kissed her.

SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

lmao just loving lmao he’s talking about PR again back to being super angry about everything

hella mad rn

real loving mad online

the general manager of the red sox refused to go to the white house over his handling of PR. this is why it's back in the news.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

The Death Star was not suppose to be a good thing

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

UFOTacoMan posted:

I've for real been thinking about starting a brands of Aldi's twitter account because their names are so so so generic that's funny.

Happy Farms lunchmeat comes to mind.

I like how all their face based electronics are Visage brand, which I mean is technically themed correctly, but "visage" is usually used in a negative sense.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


SixPabst posted:

at king soopers yesterday there was this loud obnoxious DING over the PA system followed by "team members! it's time for your top of the hour station walk!"

i wouldn't last a single 8 hour shift if i had to hear that poo poo

Lol they're conditioning them like pavlov's dogs, that's cool

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

a.lo posted:

The Death Star was not suppose to be a good thing

I'm pretty sure most chuds think that the Empire were the good guys now.

EDIT:

See also Ming from Flash Gordon

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Serf posted:

in what universe

Earth 69

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

pathetic little tramp posted:

holy poo poo prove me wrong you loving bitches

wasn't Holder in contempt too?

Serf
May 5, 2011



can i go live there?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Serf posted:

in what universe

he’s a disaster already and it’s May

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/YousefMunayyer/status/1125399057650933761?s=19

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




i got to pet a very beautiful dog at the vet :kimchi:

Serf
May 5, 2011


euphronius posted:

he’s a disaster already and it’s May

sure, to us extremely online people

at work all i hear is how great he is. when i bring up all the awful poo poo he's done i just get "he's the best chance at beating trump"

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



tweets as a microcosm

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


that is extremely succ-a-tash

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Hatebag posted:

In my experience that's every place that sells food if you work there. Awful fuckin jobs

Unless you work at some high end butcher, cheese monger, or other place that most of the population can't afford yes.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

Zyla posted:

its super loving creepy because there are no name brands, everything is like some bizarre parallel universe.

hahah yeah we bought something from there called "Tasty Bear Grahams" for the kids and they were actually pretty decent

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


i hate to sound like a crank but 99% of all the poo poo consumers do to be more green is either pointless or just done to make the person feel better.

real significant things to be done arent fun nor do they make people feel better

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Serf posted:

sure, to us extremely online people

at work all i hear is how great he is. when i bring up all the awful poo poo he's done i just get "he's the best chance at beating trump"

I know

but I’m pretty sure once the media buzz wears off and he makes more appearances the truth of his poo poo will come out

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


a.lo posted:

The Death Star was not suppose to be a good thing

The death star is pretty good because it was a gigantic waste of resources that's obviously a means for empire officials to line their pockets and the drat thing blew up like immediately. It's an f35, but an orb

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


snoo posted:

i got to pet a very beautiful dog at the vet :kimchi:

never let go of a chance to pet a dog :dogcited:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1125399209891586048?s=20

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

euphronius posted:

I know

but I’m pretty sure once the media buzz wears off and he makes more appearances the truth of his poo poo will come out

he said, more desperately, for the 7th time...

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

A Handed Missus posted:

never let go of a chance to pet a dog :dogcited:

:hai:

i loving hate service dogs

they're all CUTE AND IN MY FACE AND PLACES

BUT THEN THE HARNESS SAYS NO PET

:mad:

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

winning elections for once is considered a powergrab

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