•very good at guessing the time •solid mental arithmetic •intuitive sense of when a battery is about to die |
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•traditional animation
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-very good at catching spiders, even the big hairy ones -good at spotting things, usually at least -not sleeping
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I can quickly and easily palate your liver even though I have zero medical training. Despite having only been there once, I can tell if an airport is good or bad simply by attempting to make a connecting flight there. |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Despite having only been there once, I can tell if an airport is good or bad simply by attempting to make a connecting flight there. lol |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Despite having only been there once, I can tell if an airport is good or bad simply by attempting to make a connecting flight there.
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Able to worry about, but not be proactive in solving, a variety of problems Great at remembering to charge my ps4 controllers. I feel its important for me to mention that I didnt buy the camoflauge one, that was a gift from a now ex-friend. Self taught acoustic guitarist, know a bunch of chords |
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Lots of experience doing laundry but still dont quite know how much bleach to use. Theres no little cup with measuring lines. But still have somehow managed to make it this far without having anyone call it out. So I guess what I'm saying is I'm a good guesser. |
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Able to make delicious meals for personal enjoyment that take longer than would be acceptable for a cook in a restaurant. |
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very good at pleasing women* *by leaving their immediate vicinity ---------------- |
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Am excellent at cat cuddling. Excel at eating bread and bread-related foods. Capable of devastating sarcasm first thing in the morning. |
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Being able to tell exactly how a cheese tastes like after smelling it for a second. Only that no one ever agrees with my assessment but me.
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cda posted:very good at pleasing women* lol
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i can burp really loud and talk at the same. time.
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I have a 100% success rate when connecting my phone to my car's bluetooth.
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i can roll my tongue into a cloverleaf |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I have a 100% success rate when connecting my phone to my car's bluetooth. Good god, you must be the chosen one
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* Making a sound like rice krispies with one of my knees. * Being asleep in 5 minutes from whenever I start trying to sleep. * Reading pretty fast. * Not believing things. |
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roomforthetuna posted:* Not believing things. LIES! |
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-Generally pretty good at going to bed to allow for 7-8 hours of sleep -Mastered hunt and peck typing -Good at not wearing clothes at home -Usually smelless farts |
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bradzilla posted:-Usually smelless farts You're just immune to your own brand. |
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*copy/pastes my resume* |
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mastered the arts of opposing schools; posting and lurking |
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Have been emptyquoted on several occasions. |
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super sweet best pal posted:Have been emptyquoted on several occasions. |
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i run a meme page on facebook for a competitive tabletop game with over 4500 followers! encyclopedic knowledge of simpsons episodes seasons 2-10 can crack an egg one-handed |
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also i can beat nes contra without using the 30 lives code and without using any continues |
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canyoneer posted:also i can beat nes contra without using the 30 lives code and without using any continues Uh huh sure and your uncle works at nintendo. |
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Naming my kid "Worksat Nintendo" |
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I spent most of my high school years staring out the window daydreaming but if you hire me I'll be differnet I swear! |
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I can smell when things are right about to be done baking. Usually around 1-2 minutes before |
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•analogue video editing |
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I've written a lot of awesome code for private, NDA-bound repos. |
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I have an intuitive grasp of Euro board game strategies such that the first time I play, assuming the rules have been explained correctly, there's a better than even chance I will win in a group of people who have played the game several times before some of whom spend ages thinking about their turns. |
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I have the power to lose every euro game I play in dead last even when I think im not going to be in last place and also to hate them | |
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•skin a buck •run a trout–line •all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight |
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I can stay awake for like 36-48 hours whenever required. Like zero notice, zero preparation, just suddenly I can be awake for another day and a half. I'll feel like poo poo and be mostly useless, but I can do it. |
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Finger Prince posted:I can stay awake for like 36-48 hours whenever required. Like zero notice, zero preparation, just suddenly I can be awake for another day and a half. I'll feel like poo poo and be mostly useless, but I can do it. Get on my level... actually wait, don't do that cause you end up feeling like poo poo and being mostly useless like all the time. I "get by" on about 5 hours sleep a week, sometimes go over a week with zero sleep at all despite my best efforts. It's a medical condition though to be fair. Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 06:23 on May 7, 2019
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As you can see, I have extensive internet forum moderation experience. Hm. Hm. Yes. I see. Yes. "Never call again." Right. Yes. I understand. Yes, I do see now why I am not Jack In The Box cashier material. Thank you. I appreciate the feedback. *ends call* *dials* As you can see, I have extensive internet forum moderation experience. Hm. Hm. Yes. I see. Yes. "Never call again." Right. Yes. I understand. Yes, I do see now why I am not Albertson's cashier material. Thank you. I appreciate the feedback. *ends call* *dials* |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:50 |
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I'm a big fan of horchata |
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