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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Why are all those dicks wearing priest collars?

A GLISTENING HODOR asks the important questions

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Why are all those dicks wearing priest collars?

It's insightful commentary.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



That is not how a cock ring works, not how a cock ring works at all.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Zil posted:

That is not how a cock ring works, not how a cock ring works at all.

Gotta get all the rings!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Karate Bastard posted:

From reading the curse thread I now know that that is called "ahegao", and that someone on the internet has taken time out of their life to make a very detailed "Ahegao Timeline", which they shouldn't have. Now I have caused you to also know these things. All of these interactions have been at a net loss.
People have taken time out of their lives to do much more than that.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Okay, I laughed

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Zil posted:

That is not how a cock ring works, not how a cock ring works at all.

Well the dicks also have little stabiliser fins, so I don't think they're supposed to be anatomically-correct.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Memento posted:

Well the dicks also have little stabiliser fins, so I don't think they're supposed to be anatomically-correct.
This is very troubling.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
wait, your dick doesn't have stabilizer fins?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Mr. Unstable Dick just outed himself

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Zil posted:

That is not how a cock ring works, not how a cock ring works at all.
Did you know that most robots also don't have penises?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

FactsAreUseless posted:

Did you know that most robots also don't have penises?

since when?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Why even have robots then.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




When they put dicks on the giant car assembly robots it freaked out the workers, okay?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It's true, most robots have vaginas.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Facebook Aunt posted:

When they put dicks on the giant car assembly robots it freaked out the workers, okay?
Only because the dicks kept getting caught in the robots' own machinery, so there were just shrieking robots and torn-off dicks all over the cars, in the glove compartments, etc.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I bet Boston Dynamics could do some real Giger horror dickbots.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

The giant monster made entirely out of rope in Sekiro has a pretty huge dick. You can see it in this cutscene:

*Spoiler heavy if you’re playing the game*
https://youtu.be/RBDg_U2MQcU

I saw that two days ago and it just caught me out of the blue like.. why’d they feel the need to put a dick on him?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Blind Rasputin posted:

The giant monster made entirely out of rope in Sekiro has a pretty huge dick. You can see it in this cutscene:

*Spoiler heavy if you’re playing the game*
https://youtu.be/RBDg_U2MQcU

I saw that two days ago and it just caught me out of the blue like.. why’d they feel the need to put a dick on him?

Because they could. If you can put a dick on something, you should, because dicks are hilarious.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Did you know that most robots also don't have penises?

Technically true. But nowadays, robot dicks are ephemerally provisioned by a Dongs-As-A-Service provider somewhere in the cloud. When a robot needs a penis, one is generated for it from the most suitable template within just a few seconds.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Blind Rasputin posted:

The giant monster made entirely out of rope in Sekiro has a pretty huge dick. You can see it in this cutscene:

*Spoiler heavy if you’re playing the game*
https://youtu.be/RBDg_U2MQcU

I saw that two days ago and it just caught me out of the blue like.. why’d they feel the need to put a dick on him?

Relative to it's body it's dick is tiny.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Who What Now posted:

Relative to it's body it's dick is tiny.

Don't doxx me

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I remember a gaming mag from back when and there was a monster in baldurs gate that had what suspiciously looked like a cock and they were like "yeah it's his belt"

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

i will see this opening goddamn night

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

PYF Macros and Memes: Giger horror dickbots

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Karate Bastard posted:

From reading the curse thread I now know that that is called "ahegao", and that someone on the internet has taken time out of their life to make a very detailed "Ahegao Timeline", which they shouldn't have. Now I have caused you to also know these things. All of these interactions have been at a net loss.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Thanks, I hate it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:hmmyes:

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Sugar do do do- do do dooo

Aww honey honey do do do- do do dooo

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
:dudsmile:

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️



New Joe Cocker Greatest Hits album art looking good.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


dialhforhero posted:



New Joe Cocker Greatest Hits album art looking good.

Is that the guy from the Italian Spider-Man gif?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm thinking maybe it's the man from that Gary Oldman hollaaaaa gif

leethasbro
Apr 11, 2005

Rat Enthusiast
haha david mitchell nacho cheese doritos

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
It is literally Joe Cocker. Like it says on the album.

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

dialhforhero posted:

It is literally Joe Cocker. Like it says on the album.

By that logic it could also be one of his friends

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