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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G56VgsLfKY4

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

So will it be HRH The Special Relationship

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Benedict Arnold

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Uncle, Prep The John Bull

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

gently caress Tableau and every 2nd rate MBA that shills it.

Tableau is awful but it still somehow beats what it was designed to replace: asking the the worst guy you work with, the guy they gave database access to, to run a SQL query and email you the output. Then have a 15 minute phone call asking him to please run the correct query and email that.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

shame on an IGA posted:

Uncle, Prep The John Bull

LOCKED AND LOADED

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

oh hey thats in the library of congress

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Subjects: Flatulence--1790-1800

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I like that flatulence is cataloged by decade.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hot Karl Marx posted:

The Senate is really good and super democratic right???

https://twitter.com/ezralevin/statu...ingawful.com%2F

Why we're hosed as a country and hell, while we're at it, a species.txt

Fister Roboto posted:

Subjects: Flatulence--1790-1800

It's a shame your modeling career never took off after that!

Milo and POTUS fucked around with this message at 03:24 on May 7, 2019

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/Al_Drago/status/1125563131521064965

Mueller had dinner with a Russian spy tonight.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1125581048161755138?s=19

Seems to be a pattern of clemency/pardon, can't quite put my finger on it

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1125581048161755138?s=19

Seems to be a pattern of clemency/pardon, can't quite put my finger on it

Jesus loving christ that headline

how about instead of "a soldier who claimed he killed a suspected Iraqi terrorist in self-defense in 2008" they write "a soldier convicted of forcing a detainee to strip naked at gunpoint before executing him"

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I mean, it's the WSJ.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
gently caress yeah pardoning war crimes let's keep this train a running, obviously Robert bales killed those kids in self defense

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

gently caress yeah pardoning war crimes let's keep this train a running, obviously Robert bales killed those kids in self defense

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Tune in next week when Donnie invites the marine that threw that puppy off a cliff to the Rose Garden and gives him a rim job.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Current sport event: Avalanches might be keeping the series alive against the zuckerfish

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FAUXTON posted:

the zuckerfish

This is the most obnoxious form of sports fandom.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

gently caress yeah pardoning war crimes let's keep this train a running, obviously Robert bales killed those kids in self defense

give allen west a medal of freedom or whatever

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

give allen west a medal of freedom or whatever
He's a loving angel compared to Gallagher, Bales, and this piece of poo poo.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/03/joe-biden-parody-website-is-beating-official-campaign-site-on-google.html

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
https://twitter.com/MikeGravel/status/1125528164334284800?s=19

Just give me Mike Gravel making GBS threads all over establishment Democrats for all time.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

mike gravel is fuckin killing it

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I like that flatulence is cataloged by decade.

library of congress knows exactly what the gently caress is up

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

mike gravel is fuckin killing it

By it you mean prince william sound

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Nostalgia4Butts posted:

library of congress knows exactly what the gently caress is up

Counterpoint:

https://www.loc.gov/item/lcwaN0009701/

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Here are some hot taked from the 2020 Dem field:

POLITICO: Bennet: Medicare for All supporters 'need to level with the American people'.
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/05/06/michael-bennet-medicare-for-all-1303032

POLITICO: Hickenlooper in WSJ: 'I'm running to save capitalism'.
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/05/06/john-hickenlooper-capitalism-2020-election-1302834

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Poor beleaguered capitalism. Never had a chance

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

here lies capitalism


it never scored

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Hey guys, just logged into MyPay. It looks different now. Don't you just hate MyPay?

-A SOF Marine

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

here lies capitalism


it never scored

Here we celebrate late capitalism

https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1125806938267299842?s=19

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

I plan to raise $2 billion in VC funding for Aquafre, the 100% fair trade certified organic holistic water with absolutely NO dihydrogen monoxide!

Our slogan? "Finally feel free, with Aqurafre."

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

BigDave posted:

I plan to raise $2 billion in VC funding for Aquafre, the 100% fair trade certified organic holistic water with absolutely NO dihydrogen monoxide!

Our slogan? "Finally feel free, with Aqurafre."

AquaHurf. Is not a man entitled to the hurf of his durf?

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Somebody get started bottling clean mountain air and selling it. Throw enough woo woo poo poo in there like purifying free radicals, eliminating toxins and so on.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

bird food bathtub posted:

Somebody get started bottling clean mountain air and selling it. Throw enough woo woo poo poo in there like purifying free radicals, eliminating toxins and so on.

https://vitalityair.com/

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Amusingly is you drive up a mountain they need to sell you sea level air!

Tip: do not fly from sea level to Denver then drive to aspen and have a couple of drinks.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

hobbesmaster posted:

Amusingly is you drive up a mountain they need to sell you sea level air!

Tip: do not fly from sea level to Denver then drive to aspen and have a couple of drinks.

I call that efficiency drinking

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


hobbesmaster posted:

Amusingly is you drive up a mountain they need to sell you sea level air!

Tip: do not fly from sea level to Denver then drive to aspen and have a couple of drinks.

alternatively, do this, but also eat 20mg of edibles beforehand

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

alternatively, do this, but also eat 20mg of edibles beforehand

Wouldn't this cause a dissociative episode where your view of reality is forever destroyed?

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