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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
The show was bad from the start.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Actually I just realized something.

They just killed death. what if everybody killed after that moment just doesn't stay dead?

Btw I'm high so don't worry I'm not an idiot

drat hahahaha undead drowned dragon returning

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970


gently caress.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:



Fucks given this season: 0

Fuuuuuck.

:wtc: are they even doing nowadays?

Chadzok
Apr 25, 2002

Tenzarin posted:

The show was bad from the start.

The first few seasons were decent adaptations of the books. It all started to go wrong around Dorne.
I watched Ep1 for comparison last night and it was good.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://i.imgur.com/l5qFOUk.gifvhttps://i.imgur.com/3ozCzf2.gifv

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:



Fucks given this season: 0

King's Landing runs on Pride Rock rules. Cersei disrupted the circle of life.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


I think it would be very, very funny if arya meets her direwolf, tries to pet her, like there's this moment you think she recognizes her, but no, it's a wolf attack and arya gets her throat ripped out. No moral!

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Chadzok posted:

The first few seasons were decent adaptations of the books. It all started to go wrong around Dorne.
I watched Ep1 for comparison last night and it was good.

Yeah, season 1 followed the book pretty dang closely and it's a huge difference. I'd say the show started its way downhill with the Qarth nonsense in season 2. Ducksauce was bad.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Krinkle posted:

I think it would be very, very funny if arya meets her direwolf, tries to pet her, like there's this moment you think she recognizes her, but no, it's a wolf attack and arya gets her throat ripped out. No moral!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evSxUF8HwmE

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HYe8K9CELo

might as well post this here too

Lowly
Aug 13, 2009

esperterra posted:

In the books there's a much bigger emphasis on giving the Wildlings land south of the wall, as well as marrying Alys Karstark into the Thenns (who in the books are not cannibals and are the only group of wildlings north of the wall who are 'civilized' and hold some kind of structure the way a great house and its surrounding community might) so for the wildlings to just gently caress off back to the north after the others are dealt with is pretty lol

What I want to know is why does Ghost have to go? He could just stay at Winterfell even if he didn't go with John? He's lived in castles since he was a pup, not in the wild, he should stay in Winterfell and get lots of treats and sleep on soft furs by a fire because he's v. good wolf. Bran could use a service wolf.

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Poverty and endless war will gently caress some poo poo up

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Car hater hurry up

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

So excited already :f5:

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Mat Cauthon posted:

They tried to invade several times because eeking out a living in a frozen tundra sucks rear end compared to living in the relative comfort of the North. Even if they were really set on going back, why not wait until spring? I'm glad my boy Tormund lived but c'mon man this had "BUDGETARY RESTRICTIONS" written all over it. The North is as big as the other 6 realms put together, you can't tell me that's not enough room to ramble around.

Why the hell would Tormund and company stick around to die in a way they have no dogs in? Their homeland is now free of the lovely monsters, and anywhere south of the wall will inevitably be claimed and ruled over by kneelers.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Khanstant posted:

Why the hell would Tormund and company stick around to die in a way they have no dogs in? Their homeland is now free of the lovely monsters, and anywhere south of the wall will inevitably be claimed and ruled over by kneelers.

Is there anything stopping Tormund from leading his people South now? It's not like anybody living is using Last Hearth or Castle Black, or Bear Island for that matter

House Giantsbane sounds pretty legit

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 00:34 on May 7, 2019

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
It's also not like people will just forget these places existed and never return to them once all this war poo poo is over. Alao I'm assuming you meant North-South err Southish-North? Near but not above the wall?

House Giantsbane would be subservient to whatever designates houses in the first place. I don't think they're very interested in bureaucracy.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Yeah I meant just a bit south of the Wall

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts



There should be a german loanword for the kind of owned you feel when you have a joke and whoops seth mcfarlaine did it first

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Krinkle posted:

I think it would be very, very funny if arya meets her direwolf, tries to pet her, like there's this moment you think she recognizes her, but no, it's a wolf attack and arya gets her throat ripped out. No moral!

Holy poo poo that’s what the books were aiming at, despite her insisting on her prayer and on keeping needle and all that she does eventually become no one and after killing someone who had been close to her, she runs into Nymeria who indeed, does not recognize her and mauls her

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

Wasabi the J posted:

Car hater hurry up

lol my bad, it's the same ones you all know I just haven't been paying any attention to this poo poo, I'm well behind you all, but #Bran2020 #Dontbreakmywheels

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
I just want to hang with the cool kids and talk about the bad show

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
sorry for getting your hopes up :(

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

:smith:

Already had serious hopes for alternative leaks that are less, well, you know, that.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Car Hater posted:

sorry for getting your hopes up :(

Man it's game of thrones just add it to the loving pile.

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
I offer you my humble take instead: in my headcanon, the show ended last week when Bran and the Night King met, and Bran stood up, and they hugged like Zamasu/Zamasu, and then fused together and killed all the ningen, the end.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Did that group release episode 5 yet?

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Solice Kirsk posted:

Did that group release episode 5 yet?

They never even released Episode 4, just clips and stills from it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
loving losers. It's like they don't even care about spoilering the world with stupid lovely show news!

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016

Car Hater posted:

I offer you my humble take instead: in my headcanon, the show ended last week when Bran and the Night King met, and Bran stood up, and they hugged like Zamasu/Zamasu, and then fused together and killed all the ningen, the end.

cool an excuse to post this in more threads

lezard_valeth
Mar 14, 2016
now someone shop Bran and the NK's face

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
Imagine if Super had GOT's budget. it's still the better show of the two but just imagine.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Dessel posted:



Also one of my favorite scenes ever was Ned and Robert having a picnic in season 1 so I must be boring or something.



That scene owns :colbert:

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Captain Splendid posted:

That scene owns :colbert:

Season one also had the excellent Cersei and Robert discussion

Robert Baratheon was one of the more entertaining and interesting presence in the show, and his absence is immediately felt

He was also super right about Lancel: what a dork

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Tenzarin posted:

New theory. They are in a forested land where someone is pretending to be the middle ages again.

don't call it a theme park

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Tywin died on father's day

Cersei and Dany are going to die on mother's day

It's like poetry it rhymes

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please
Just how many people are left in Westeros and with all the damage done to the infrastructure and food supply how is everyone not dropping dead of starvation?

Quixotic1
Jul 25, 2007

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Just how many people are left in Westeros and with all the damage done to the infrastructure and food supply how is everyone not dropping dead of starvation?

Easy pickings for the Iron Bank to activate Order 66 on the Golden Company and have them raid Westeros.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

lezard_valeth posted:

now someone shop Bran and the NK's face

Nights King is clearly Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.

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Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Lowly posted:

What I want to know is why does Ghost have to go? He could just stay at Winterfell even if he didn't go with John? He's lived in castles since he was a pup, not in the wild, he should stay in Winterfell and get lots of treats and sleep on soft furs by a fire because he's v. good wolf. Bran could use a service wolf.

Contract issues. The actors that play Jon and Ghost had a really bad breakup IRL.

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