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May 5, 2019 02:20
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Hardawn posted:Why no one not say what I say and no thing else?
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May 5, 2019 02:27
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Dumb tribe next cave make fire with earth rocks, me use clean lightning.
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May 5, 2019 02:31
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bob dobbs is dead posted:Thunder god got fat Guh, much better for birthing dirtrug rats
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May 5, 2019 02:38
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Ka0 posted:ask if he have "stairs" in his cave, after that club him me let wendigo live in yard, all wanted was guy talk to, appreciate thought of late advice
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May 5, 2019 02:56
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Thog claim he make spirit journey to other side of island, only get three spear-throws before give up. Other tribe members rescue him.
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May 5, 2019 10:01
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Ooga booga I have forum cancer Me hate cancer but like RAF cave
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May 5, 2019 15:57
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Rust Martialis posted:Thog claim he make spirit journey to other side of island, only get three spear-throws before give up. Other tribe members rescue him. I was going to make a joke about goon island, but the fact is, our ancestors would probably have been good at working together under low tech conditions.
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Rust Martialis posted:Thog claim he make spirit journey to other side of island, only get three spear-throws before give up. Other tribe members rescue him. Hmph this what he get try uses wheel instead of carry food him self Wheel dumb, not good for long distance like whole island
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May 5, 2019 17:58
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Plus Thog only eat moa-tenders, like the hag makes at back of cave. Thog nearly starve just three-spear throws from mouth of cave.
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May 5, 2019 18:35
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May 5, 2019 18:49
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Me tell Thog drink water from stream on journey, but him only drink sugar nectar from mountain. Him say it fuel him game. Me tell him he get ache in head and make journey harder. Me also ask him why want fuel burn game when him no ever hunt to catch game in first place.
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May 5, 2019 19:23
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thog sound like fool, mountain sugar nectar have too much corn blood for make large part of diet
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May 5, 2019 19:36
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zog hate to leave cave and walk to river to drink and piss. what if just drink piss?
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May 6, 2019 01:02
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Me decorate poop cave, impress females. First me smash hole in floor for wash hole. Females love wash holes. Tribe say big cracks in floor make cave fall down. Me put extra rocks in wash hole and waterfall cave. Females love extra rocks. Tribe say rocks cut females and grow mould. Me cover cave walls with black rocks and redberry stains. Females love black rocks and redberry stains. Tribe say poop cave look like fire dream where kill demons and bring other tribes to laugh at poop cave. Me hide poop hole in small cave inside poop cave. Females love secret poop holes. Tribe ask see poop hole. gently caress you tribe me not show you poop hole.
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May 6, 2019 01:23
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Lol. Me put dried grass under cave ramp. Cook meats too close to outside and gently caress up cave some, but not big deal
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May 6, 2019 01:30
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Me hear tell stories of fellow goon tribe, they do ritual where they eat meat that smells cursed. Goons say it make them better hunters and attract mates, but me think they just bears.
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May 6, 2019 06:08
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Other tribe of castouts sit around cave and make paintings about our tribe all day. Very strange. Did reveal secrets about Aatrek that shamans kept hidden. Shaman knew.
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Goons, me hunting and me need to make fire. Me am always use fire spark rocks but me forgot in cave. Is way make fire with no spark rocks?
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May 7, 2019 02:41
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Rub stick what me do E: also when need fire me rub sticks
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May 7, 2019 02:51
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I trade best shiny rocks to get highest cave, closest to water, and good view of valley with big brow non painters below.
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May 7, 2019 03:01
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Hihohe posted:Goons, me hunting and me need to make fire. Me am always use fire spark rocks but me forgot in cave. Is way make fire with no spark rocks? melt sand for clear flat rock, can use with sun for make fire (not fast but does work)
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May 7, 2019 03:28
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redm posted:melt sand for clear flat rock, can use with sun for make fire (not fast but does work) Sound like witchcraft. Mods, banish this man.
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May 7, 2019 04:14
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Hihohe posted:Sound like witchcraft. Mods, banish this man. me learn from tribe on island, think them call 'sigh ents'
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May 7, 2019 05:24
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Time cavewomen rise up! Tired of caveman tell us no good at bash-mash games! Tired of always draw cavewomen with huge fertile hips! Really? In year of? If you like Thagga yell, please donate meat/berries to Cavetreon.
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May 7, 2019 10:21
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redm posted:me learn from tribe on island, think them call 'sigh ents'
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May 7, 2019 10:32
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Splicer posted:Something Awful but we're a bunch of cavemen and the second act twist shows it's a post apocalypse story B.C.: The Comic: The Forum: The Thread
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May 7, 2019 16:36
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:Time cavewomen rise up! Tired of caveman tell us no good at bash-mash games! Tired of always draw cavewomen with huge fertile hips! Really? In year of? Actually, this about honoring ancestors in bash-mash games storytelling
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May 7, 2019 17:04
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Why celebrate festival homo sapiens? Why not dedicate festival to hetero sapiens? 
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May 7, 2019 17:19
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Cave painter start painting more about womanfolk.Woman no even like cave paintings. This plot of seejawoos.
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May 7, 2019 17:39
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:Why celebrate festival homo sapiens? Why not dedicate festival to hetero sapiens? Dad homo erectus, so what
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May 7, 2019 18:01
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Me concerned Chief Trmpu scrawl nonsense on rock for 12 hours this morning while making brown logs.
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May 7, 2019 19:43
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Me make big painting about boats flying amongst stars. Big painting take long time, but will be best painting of all time, all you dreams come true in Star Boats painting. Give me lots of animal pelts and shiny rocks and I will paint boat for you! You boat painting not ready yet but will be when big painting is finished. No take back things if you not happy with promised paintings.
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May 7, 2019 20:03
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star tribal vs deerk wiseman
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May 7, 2019 20:48
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Another school hut arrowing. It not happen if kids carry spears
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May 7, 2019 22:42
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Invading Tribe: Man Who Shits Seed, am having you surrounded. Man Who Shits Seed: HELLO? IS SOMEONE THERE? HELLO? HELLO? Invading Tribe: Who you talking to? Man Who Shits Seed: HELLO? ME TRY TO BLOW HORN! HELLO?
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May 7, 2019 22:50
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Me hollow out rock and piss in it. Keep piss rock under bed. Why no get woman?
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:Me hollow out rock and piss in it. Keep piss rock under bed. Put piss rock in tree. You have good luck and many mates afterward.
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CHIEFTAIN'S BRAIN!!!!!!!! CHIEFTAIN'S BRAIN!!!!!!!! CHIEFTAIN'S BRAIN!!!!!!!! CHIEFTAIN'S BRAIN!!!!!!!! CHIEFTAIN'S BRAIN!!!!!!!! CHIEFTAIN'S BRAIN!!!!!!!! CHIEFTAIN'S BRAIN!!!!!!!! CHIEFTAIN'S BRAIN!!!!!!!! CHIEFTAIN'S BRAIN!!!!!!!!
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