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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Spiders aren't insects. You should know this Peter.

Sailor Goon
Feb 21, 2012

To be fair, Peter’s memory has probably been affected by repeated blunt force trauma

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I wish Doc Ock had called him out on the insect thing.



Try not to give her the ol' Gwen Stacy, Pete.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Well, this is appropriate to post when MJ is plummeting to her death.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"I've escaped the mental asylum at last!"
*sees a barefoot man somersaulting around and climbing sheer walls like magic*
"On second thought, maybe I need a bit more time in the asylum after all."

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Is... is she going to get stabbed to death by a random escaped mental patient?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


ImpAtom posted:

Is... is she going to get stabbed to death by a random escaped mental patient?

We can only hope.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

ImpAtom posted:

Is... is she going to get stabbed to death by a random escaped mental patient?
That's a really rude way to refer to Peter Parker.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
yikes. so he wasn't giving her the cold shoulder because of his commitments as spiderman, but rather because he only likes party girls.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

yikes. so he wasn't giving her the cold shoulder because of his commitments as spiderman, but rather because he only likes party girls.

He needs a woman who's vivacious when the woman he's been living with since childhood is the embodiment of death.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Is this Lombard guy some supervillain that has yet to suit up or is he just a run-of-the-mill stabbing guy?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Saoshyant posted:

Well, this is appropriate to post when MJ is plummeting to her death.



davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

yikes. so he wasn't giving her the cold shoulder because of his commitments as spiderman, but rather because he only likes party girls.

All it took was her baring a bit of shoulder. Apparently that's Pete's equivalent of a nerdy girl taking off her glasses.



lol

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

An escaped maaaaaad lass!

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

Herbert Lombard, eh? I wonder what wacky supervillain he turns out to be! Let me just look it up in the ol' marvel wiki and-

Oh. Well then.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ah, the secret origin of Mentally Ill Man With A Knife. i loved all those 90's miniseries about him.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Begemot posted:

Herbert Lombard, eh? I wonder what wacky supervillain he turns out to be! Let me just look it up in the ol' marvel wiki and-

Oh. Well then.

This is great

History: Unknown
Powers: None
Relatives: John(Uncle)
Footnotes:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Johnny Walker posted:



There are actual barriers on top of the Empire State Building, right?

Wait, Mysterio is Dormammu?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dormammu: Do you keep saying you've come to bargain because you're trapped us in a time loop?
MJ: No, that's the concussions... :sigh:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




Gave up on the web thing a little fast there.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender


Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Johnny Walker posted:



Gave up on the web thing a little fast there.

Behold the power of illusions!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Watch Doc Ock cause a loving war.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
Actual lol at causing a world war over a statue.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

You know what, gently caress that museum. Motherfuckers should have taken better care of that statue, they deserve to get poo poo on :mad:

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

Johnny Walker posted:



Gave up on the web thing a little fast there.

thought mjs legs were peters for a moment there

also lol at jjj in the stolen idol story arc wnating to just take pot shots at a moving target from his office window

maltesh
May 20, 2004

Uncle Ben: Still Dead.

Samuringa posted:

This is great

History: Unknown
Powers: None
Relatives: John(Uncle)
Footnotes:

Uncle John has more backstory on his page, all based on what may very well be his sole appearance in the newspaper strip.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



maltesh posted:

Uncle John has more backstory on his page, all based on what may very well be his sole appearance in the newspaper strip.

I'm honestly not sure if I'm impressed or not by this.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Proteus Jones posted:

I'm honestly not sure if I'm impressed or not by this.

Between the Transformers Wiki (and the wonderful way it doesn't take itself seriously) and Wookiepedia (and the horrifying way it does) I find it difficult to be impressed by other wikis.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Mikl posted:

Actual lol at causing a world war over a statue.

You know what would have prevented a war over a statue?

Ceding security of the world to DOOM! :doom:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




What does he need his spider sense for here? He's falling to his death it's not something he needs ESP to get.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
by spider sense, he means vision.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I'm glad they're setting up that Mysterio's gas (lol) can block the Spider Sense. It's a thing that doesn't always get used but is pretty central to the idea of fooling someone using illusions when they can otherwise identify harmless illusions.

Johnny Walker posted:



What does he need his spider sense for here? He's falling to his death it's not something he needs ESP to get.

The ground is very dangerous to him right now.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Lobok posted:



The ground is very dangerous to him right now.

The ground is probably also an illusion.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Lobok posted:

I'm glad they're setting up that Mysterio's gas (lol) can block the Spider Sense. It's a thing that doesn't always get used but is pretty central to the idea of fooling someone using illusions when they can otherwise identify harmless illusions.


The ground is very dangerous to him right now.

this is nsm. mysterio could defeat him by going "got your nose, got your nose", while peter wonders if his nose might suspect he is spiderman.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




I'm the nurse going "uh-huh" at this dramatic account.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Lombard's really not doing it for me, except for his uncanny ability to make a pen knife grow into a real knife.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Saoshyant posted:



I'm the nurse going "uh-huh" at this dramatic account.

Is Carole in a straight-up trance?

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