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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/DAILY_KITTEN_/status/1125484148804575232

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PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

my cat is norris posted:

The thing that eliminated my arachnophobia was this forum's fine series of critterquesting threads. Something about those threads completely rewired my brain and helped me to see spiders and similar creepies in a whole new way! :shobon: I am grateful.

Bugs of all kinds used to terrify me, I once spent a night sleeping on the couch just because there was a big moth in my bedroom. No idea what changed things, but these days I'm aghast at even accidentally washing a silverfish down the drain and I've almost been late for work a couple of times because I had to rescue spiders from the shower area before I could get ready in the morning.

The only things on land that still horrify me are slugs. gently caress those awful things.

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



Many years on SA has exposure therapy'd me to some types of spiders - jumping spiders, peacock spiders, tarantulas etc. Every other kind of glossy black spider still bugs the hell out of me though and I will absolutely skip pages of other threads when someone makes a 'crazy giant spider' post and everyone races to one-up eachother with more spiderposting.

I appreciate spidercontent being spoilered in this, the holiest of holy, safest of safe spaces here on SA so everyone can enjoy this thread without having their idiot dumb brains screaming their phobias. You're being inclusive and that's cute as hell :swoon:

anyway here's my fat idiot



Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Caedus posted:

anyway here's my fat idiot





That is one high quality idiot. :3:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
Crab tickles catshark

Poisonlizard
Apr 1, 2007

One of my favorite channels, just a bunch of science geeks who love their job.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Caedus posted:

Many years on SA has exposure therapy'd me to some types of spiders - jumping spiders, peacock spiders, tarantulas etc. Every other kind of glossy black spider still bugs the hell out of me though and I will absolutely skip pages of other threads when someone makes a 'crazy giant spider' post and everyone races to one-up eachother with more spiderposting.

I appreciate spidercontent being spoilered in this, the holiest of holy, safest of safe spaces here on SA so everyone can enjoy this thread without having their idiot dumb brains screaming their phobias. You're being inclusive and that's cute as hell :swoon:

anyway here's my fat idiot





You are likely to be mlemed by a Grue.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Caedus posted:

jumping spiders,



These sound terrifying.

Winklebottom
Dec 19, 2007

Jippa posted:

These sound terrifying.

Quite the opposite

WARNING: Here be (small and cute) spiders
https://imgur.com/a/KVhEVKM

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!

Jippa posted:

These sound terrifying.

Does if it help if the ones here are called Bold Jumpers, and are aware enough to interact with humans?

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
holy poo poo you guys

https://twitter.com/Keally22/status/1124864202634448896

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Crimson Harvest posted:

Does if it help if the ones here are called Bold Jumpers, and are aware enough to interact with humans?

And they have enormous puppy eyes and the males do flamboyant dances to attract mates.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

This rules.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/breesophiebree/status/1126026261007089664

coronatae
Oct 14, 2012

Crimson Harvest posted:

Does if it help if the ones here are called Bold Jumpers, and are aware enough to interact with humans?

I had a great time with one of these friends yesterday. He spent like 10 minutes tying me to my chair with web. When he jumped to another chair I spent some time trying to get a good pic, and every time I got my face really close he'd cock his head back to look me right in the eye :kimchi:

I will try to post one of the pics later

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/catsu/status/1126143117978107904

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Jumping spiders are not only dancers, but they are musicians.

https://youtu.be/4gOiujoR-5o

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



ToxicSlurpee posted:

I remember reading that there are evolutionary psychological reasons for it; spiders and snakes freak people the gently caress out because so many of them are nasty poisonous. While most phobias can be overcome arachnophobia is one of the toughest ones to get rid of.

Then again I think spiders are cool as hell; I found a wolf spider in my kitchen yesterday and was like "yay a spider bro!"

Modern homo sapiens evolved in Africa, where a lot of insects, arachnids, and parasites are legitimately dangerous. That fear might not be useful if you live in Belgium, but those instincts are still there.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

To the folks in here who love spiders, you should check out the sci-fi novel Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky! It's about humans terraforming a planet and setting up a nanovirus to uplift monkeys to be friends on the planet when they come back to settle on it.

Except the virus misses and it uplifts spiders instead, and migod are they great. There are no pictures in the book so I was able to spend the whole time being delighted by spider civilization and culture.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Sophie is the best. :3:

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://twitter.com/DoingJobs/status/1126114256510865408

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

StrixNebulosa posted:

To the folks in here who love spiders, you should check out the sci-fi novel Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky! It's about humans terraforming a planet and setting up a nanovirus to uplift monkeys to be friends on the planet when they come back to settle on it.

Except the virus misses and it uplifts spiders instead, and migod are they great. There are no pictures in the book so I was able to spend the whole time being delighted by spider civilization and culture.

You'd probably like A Deepness in the Sky as well.

Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer
Who are these people who are keeping otters as pets?

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Rabbit Hill posted:

Who are these people who are keeping otters as pets?

Japanese

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Rabbit Hill posted:

Who are these people who are keeping otters as pets?

Japan has very loose laws regarding owning exotic animals as pets if they aren't too large

StrixNebulosa posted:

To the folks in here who love spiders, you should check out the sci-fi novel Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky! It's about humans terraforming a planet and setting up a nanovirus to uplift monkeys to be friends on the planet when they come back to settle on it.

Except the virus misses and it uplifts spiders instead, and migod are they great. There are no pictures in the book so I was able to spend the whole time being delighted by spider civilization and culture.

Reminds me of books like Speaker For The Dead or Mother of Demons in how they show the relationship that develops across species lines

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/archillect/status/1126242965289164801

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

“I say good sir!”

Knorth
Aug 19, 2014

Buglord
got a surprise breakfast guest this morning :>

Knorth has a new favorite as of 00:16 on May 9, 2019

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

StrixNebulosa posted:

To the folks in here who love spiders, you should check out the sci-fi novel Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky! It's about humans terraforming a planet and setting up a nanovirus to uplift monkeys to be friends on the planet when they come back to settle on it.

Except the virus misses and it uplifts spiders instead, and migod are they great. There are no pictures in the book so I was able to spend the whole time being delighted by spider civilization and culture.

Thank you for this recommendation! I'm reading it now.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


There's also a sequel out soon.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Knorth posted:

got a surprise breakfast guest this morning :>


Nice rabbit.

Bored has a new favorite as of 01:50 on May 9, 2019

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/JesseNeon/status/1126107993886679040

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/MHhwTyi.mp4

Zwabu has a new favorite as of 05:29 on May 9, 2019

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

I dont have to deal with a bear AND I get some deer bones!?! I'd take that trade any day of the week. Smart doggo.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

You just need url (or no) tags for mp4/gifv

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

jobson groeth posted:

You just need url (or no) tags for mp4/gifv

Thank you kind stranger!

BattyKiara
Mar 17, 2009
I just need to say thank you for spoilering spider pics. I am one of those who completely freak out by the sight of something with 8 legs. Yes, even those with colours that everyone else think are cute. I have literally dropped a laptop when a spider showed up on screen.
I tried to get professional phobia treatment, but got worse, not better. :( So repeat: THANK YOU!!! for spoilering spiders!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/UHQ9R9C.mp4

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/brewers/status/1112133402243813377?s=21

https://twitter.com/brewers/status/1117933379561902080?s=21

:3:

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/ValaAfshar/status/1125004074309623808

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