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Sash! posted:He took it out. Oh I'm out there Sash!, and I'm loving every minute of it!
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May 7, 2019 13:10
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LividLiquid posted:Well, let me ask you this: if you put your hand in her hair... is it easy to get out? I like a good cheek.
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May 8, 2019 16:11
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MightyJoe36 posted:I like a good cheek. She's got great eyebrows, women kill to have her eyebrows.
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May 8, 2019 16:20
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TMMadman posted:She's got great eyebrows, women kill to have her eyebrows. Who cares about eyebrows 
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May 8, 2019 16:20
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potee posted:Who cares about eyebrows  No need go get angry. Calm down.
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May 8, 2019 16:31
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potee posted:Who cares about eyebrows Leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs, I have legs!
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May 8, 2019 16:41
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Does it have a pinkish hue?
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May 8, 2019 17:34
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MightyJoe36 posted:Does it have a pinkish hue? Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world, but none could match the beauty of his own hand.
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May 8, 2019 20:55
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potee posted:Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world, but none could match the beauty of his own hand. You don't have to worry about me. I won a contest. 
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May 8, 2019 21:05
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May 9, 2019 00:01
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potee posted:Tragic story, I'm afraid. He could've had any woman in the world, but none could match the beauty of his own hand. He wasn't...Master of his Domain.
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May 9, 2019 11:46
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MightyJoe36 posted:He wasn't...Master of his Domain. That's a shame.
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May 10, 2019 00:08
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MightyJoe36 posted:He wasn't...Master of his Domain. It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man! We have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle!
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May 10, 2019 01:17
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Imagined posted:It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man! We have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle! You? You'll be out before we get the check.
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May 10, 2019 02:28
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*slaps money on the counter "I''M OUT!"
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May 10, 2019 11:42
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Maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over.
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May 10, 2019 14:13
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Imagined posted:Maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Well, I've got another theory, Imagined: you're a weed. The thread is filled with them. They're choking the life out of all the pretty flowers.
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May 10, 2019 17:27
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"Who doesn't have coffee?" "You buy a jar of Folgers crystals, put it in the cupboard and forget about it."
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May 10, 2019 17:35
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MightyJoe36 posted:"Who doesn't have coffee?" "You buy a jar of Folgers crystals, put it in the cupboard and forget about it." You got any of those mini Ritzes?
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May 10, 2019 17:48
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May 10, 2019 18:38
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MightyJoe36 posted:"Who doesn't have coffee?" "You buy a jar of Folgers crystals, put it in the cupboard and forget about it."
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May 10, 2019 19:53
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LividLiquid posted:That’s right, folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan’s, and I don’t smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That’s Hennigan’s, the no-smell, no-tell Scotch. The sex was okay, but I threw up from the Hennigan's.
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May 10, 2019 20:00
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JethroMcB posted:The sex was okay, but I threw up from the Hennigan's. It's a good thing the cleaning lady was there! 
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May 10, 2019 20:09
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Jim Fowler has died. ...Where are the cameras?
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May 10, 2019 20:59
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Vietnamwees posted:It's a good thing the cleaning lady was there! I calculated my odds of ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Vietnamwees.
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May 10, 2019 21:07
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Vietnamwees posted:It's a good thing the cleaning lady was there! Uh-oh: You're a john. 
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May 10, 2019 21:33
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Little potee Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mommy!
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May 12, 2019 00:01
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JethroMcB posted:Jim Fowler has died. No, you idiot! Hawks eat squirrels!
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May 12, 2019 03:24
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You know, just admitting that another man is attractive doesn't NECESSARILY make you a homosexual. ...It doesn't help.
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May 13, 2019 05:47
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JethroMcB posted:Jim Fowler has died. "You think he'll do it?" "Are you kidding? I practically raised his kids."
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May 13, 2019 12:34
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MightyJoe36 posted:"You think he'll do it?" "Are you kidding? I practically raised his kids." MY BOYS CAN SWIM! 
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May 13, 2019 13:41
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Well, I got gonorrhea ...yeah, that sounds about right No! That's what they GAVE me! "They?"...the government?
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May 15, 2019 06:25
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Vietnamwees posted:Well, I got gonorrhea Hey, Vietnamwees, the thread called. They're running out of quotes!
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May 15, 2019 13:08
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potee posted:Hey, Vietnamwees, the thread called. They're running out of quotes! Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife!
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May 15, 2019 13:11
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The Narrator posted:Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife! I'm just pretending I'm married to get a discount on dry-cleaning.
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May 15, 2019 16:15
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FREE CANDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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May 15, 2019 18:51
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potee posted:What's the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial? They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial 
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