Nintendo Switch: Today we're debating the best controllers to shove up your ass.

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Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Veritas posted:

Yo Switch thread, headed offshore for a while and i'm looking for a or some good local co-op multiplayer (2-3 player) games. Picked up Payday 2 last hitch, and i want something new for this trip.

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# ? May 9, 2019 00:22

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:14

DLC Inc: Jun 1, 2011

Veritas posted:

Yo Switch thread, headed offshore for a while and i'm looking for a or some good local co-op multiplayer (2-3 player) games. Picked up Payday 2 last hitch, and i want something new for this trip.

Crawl

# ? May 9, 2019 00:24

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

what's that contact cleaner people use for joycon sticks? my left one sometimes stutters when pointing it down or down-left

# ? May 9, 2019 00:29

Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

Accessory chat, I need a low profile hard case. I don�t need room for accessories. I�ve been keeping mine in the splatoon one that came with my system but it got smooshed in my suitcase and I almost lost a joycon stick.

Suggestions?

# ? May 9, 2019 00:34

Chekans 3 16: Jan 2, 2012; No Resetti.
No Continues.; Grimey Drawer

indigi posted:

what's that contact cleaner people use for joycon sticks? my left one sometimes stutters when pointing it down or down-left

I used this for mine.

# ? May 9, 2019 00:35

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Veritas posted:

Yo Switch thread, headed offshore for a while and i'm looking for a or some good local co-op multiplayer (2-3 player) games. Picked up Payday 2 last hitch, and i want something new for this trip.

Tetris 99, pass the controller every couple of games.

# ? May 9, 2019 00:38

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Rolo posted:

Accessory chat, I need a low profile hard case. I don�t need room for accessories. I�ve been keeping mine in the splatoon one that came with my system but it got smooshed in my suitcase and I almost lost a joycon stick.

Suggestions?

The amazon basics one is pretty decent. It's kind of thick, but it's a hard plastic shell.

# ? May 9, 2019 00:46

404notfound: Mar 5, 2006; stop staring at me

Rolo posted:

Accessory chat, I need a low profile hard case. I don�t need room for accessories. I�ve been keeping mine in the splatoon one that came with my system but it got smooshed in my suitcase and I almost lost a joycon stick.

Suggestions?

This one is about as low profile as you can get, though I'm not sure if it's hard enough for your use case: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07C3Z8FFC

# ? May 9, 2019 00:48

Sam Faust: Feb 20, 2015

Veritas posted:

Yo Switch thread, headed offshore for a while and i'm looking for a or some good local co-op multiplayer (2-3 player) games. Picked up Payday 2 last hitch, and i want something new for this trip.

Just Shapes & Beats.

# ? May 9, 2019 00:49

Mokinokaro: Sep 11, 2001; At the end of everything, hold onto anything; Fun Shoe

homeless snail posted:

Its just character favor, if you make the right choices with each character, you get their ending along the way as you progress to the general "u bartending cool/bad" endings, but its not like its a choose your own adventure game, its a VN.

Yeah, serving the right drinks to the right people (and at the appropriate times) unlocks a LOT of story you otherwise don't see.

That's really the only way the story is affected by player actions (unless you do so bad to fail.)

# ? May 9, 2019 00:58

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Chekans 3 16 posted:

I used this for mine.

thanks!

# ? May 9, 2019 01:06

bushisms.txt: May 26, 2004; Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.

Veritas posted:

Yo Switch thread, headed offshore for a while and i'm looking for a or some good local co-op multiplayer (2-3 player) games. Picked up Payday 2 last hitch, and i want something new for this trip.

Towerfall, it has 2 different campaigns for local co-op, one for 1-4 and another for 1-2, both really good.

# ? May 9, 2019 01:28

DLC Inc: Jun 1, 2011

bushisms.txt posted:

Towerfall, it has 2 different campaigns for local co-op, one for 1-4 and another for 1-2, both really good.

poo poo I forgot this game. This is the correct answer

# ? May 9, 2019 02:03

Amorphous Abode: Apr 2, 2010; We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.

Hey Kero Blaster is 30% off if you've had your eye on it.

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Amorphous Abode fucked around with this message at 02:57 on May 9, 2019

# ? May 9, 2019 02:48

strange feelings re Daisy: Aug 2, 2000

Who the gently caress is "Hamster" and how do they have the rights to sell seemingly every arcade game in history for $8? It's an outrageous price point for most of the games.

# ? May 9, 2019 04:16

American McGay: Feb 28, 2010; by sebmojo

What's outrageous about it? They're great ports.

# ? May 9, 2019 04:19

homeless snail: Mar 14, 2007

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Who the gently caress is "Hamster" and how do they have the rights to sell seemingly every arcade game in history for $8? It's an outrageous price point for most of the games.

Should they be free?

# ? May 9, 2019 04:22

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

http://www.hamster.co.jp/

# ? May 9, 2019 04:27

strange feelings re Daisy: Aug 2, 2000

$8 is a reasonable price for premium games in series like King of the Fighters, Samurai Shodown, or Metal Slug(although even those games were sold at a much better value in complete anthology collections on other consoles). Most of the games though do not have anywhere near the content or quality to justify $8 IMO. It's just a flat $8 applied to everything whether it's mediocre and short or a classic.

# ? May 9, 2019 04:30

American McGay: Feb 28, 2010; by sebmojo

That's how all classic ports should be handled imho.

# ? May 9, 2019 04:32

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

Takoluka posted:

are you playing as Fi or Agatha and still saying this?

Wait. People don't just slam pick Linkle every time? Am I doing it wrong?

# ? May 9, 2019 04:37

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

$8 is a reasonable price for premium games in series like King of the Fighters, Samurai Shodown, or Metal Slug(although even those games were sold at a much better value in complete anthology collections on other consoles). Most of the games though do not have anywhere near the content or quality to justify $8 IMO. It's just a flat $8 applied to everything whether it's mediocre and short or a classic.

I'm sure they're treating them as a la carte and one can pick up what they want. $8 is enough to get people to stop and reconsider I feel and not enough for an impulse buy. I did get Night Slashers though because hell yeah zombie beat em up

# ? May 9, 2019 04:43

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

$8 is a reasonable price for premium games in series like King of the Fighters, Samurai Shodown, or Metal Slug(although even those games were sold at a much better value in complete anthology collections on other consoles). Most of the games though do not have anywhere near the content or quality to justify $8 IMO. It's just a flat $8 applied to everything whether it's mediocre and short or a classic.

Back in the day, I spent $11 in an arcade and beat Time Crisis 2. The PS2 version of TC2 was like $40, and it wasn't even fun unless you had the GunCon 2. I could argue that the game's content didn't justify the price, but I was also getting a taste of the arcade experience without having to go to the mall or buy a giant cabinet. Value's subjective, I guess.

Also, Metal Slug was infamous for having absolutely terrible ports in their compilations. Hamster puts out nearly arcade-perfect ports of these games with some very minimal input lag.

# ? May 9, 2019 05:10

BadAstronaut: Sep 15, 2004

Thanks all. That link I shared was Australian dollars by the way, so $26.50 USD for 128GB can't be that bad, by Australian standards.

# ? May 9, 2019 05:12

squirrelzipper: Nov 2, 2011

Veritas posted:

Yo Switch thread, headed offshore for a while and i'm looking for a or some good local co-op multiplayer (2-3 player) games. Picked up Payday 2 last hitch, and i want something new for this trip.

How is Payday? I�ve never played it at all, just remember it from the press way back. Is it at all playable solo?

E; seconding D3 too - bought it on pc and PS4 but switch is the best definitive version no question.

# ? May 9, 2019 05:28

MechaSeinfeld: Jan 2, 2008

BadAstronaut posted:

Thanks all. That link I shared was Australian dollars by the way, so $26.50 USD for 128GB can't be that bad, by Australian standards.

I paid 50 bucks for a 64gb sd card at JB like a year ago so if that card doesn't have any reviews that say "literally doesn't work with Nintendo switch" then I say get it.

just for curiosity's sake, how much is a 512gb sd card in the states?

MechaSeinfeld fucked around with this message at 05:46 on May 9, 2019

# ? May 9, 2019 05:44

Hit or miss Clitoris: Apr 19, 2003; I HAVE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

It's a little known fact but if you go into any arcade and put $8 worth of credit into any machine, you then own that machine.

Hamster's ports are very accurate on that aspect as well as others.

# ? May 9, 2019 06:19

Fawf: Nov 5, 2009; It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

I wouldn't mind the $8 price tag so much if they literally ever went on sale

# ? May 9, 2019 06:22

Caffeinated Jerkoff: Jul 13, 2014

squirrelzipper posted:

How is Payday? I’ve never played it at all, just remember it from the press way back. Is it at all playable solo?

E; seconding D3 too - bought it on pc and PS4 but switch is the best definitive version no question.

Assuming it's the same as the PC version, Payday isn't playable solo. You may be able to complete a few missions, but it's meant to be played with a group of 3-4.

# ? May 9, 2019 06:23

Cipher Pol 9: Oct 9, 2006

Fawf posted:

I wouldn't mind the $8 price tag so much if they literally ever went on sale

If you're waiting for a sale, doesn't that mean you definitely do mind the price tag?

# ? May 9, 2019 09:49

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

MechaSeinfeld posted:

I paid 50 bucks for a 64gb sd card at JB like a year ago so if that card doesn't have any reviews that say "literally doesn't work with Nintendo switch" then I say get it.

just for curiosity's sake, how much is a 512gb sd card in the states?

Based on a quick amazon search in the US, a 512gb microsd is like a $100. A 128gb is like $20

I did just find this though, and I'm curious what the scam is.

https://www.amazon.com/Micro-Memory...8-2-spons&psc=1

Edit: reviews say its a scummy counterfeit card that fails a lot. Makes sense.

# ? May 9, 2019 10:06