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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=posh%20wank

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Vaxine
Apr 3, 2005
So I purchased some of the Magic Shave powder to defoliate my junk. What is the best way to apply it once it is mixed?

Little Acorns
Apr 5, 2019

by Cyrano4747
Which is better?: f%$king or making love?

Qubee
May 31, 2013




why not both? or are you asking which is the better way to phrase it?

Little Acorns
Apr 5, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Qubee posted:

why not both? or are you asking which is the better way to phrase it?

if it has to be one or the other

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Little Acorns posted:

if it has to be one or the other

butt stuff

Little Acorns
Apr 5, 2019

by Cyrano4747

that falls into the category of loving for sure haha

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
lmao if you don’t make love to butts on the reg

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Little Acorns posted:

that falls into the category of loving for sure haha

only if you’re some kind of brute force phillistine/have a way more prepped butt than most

Little Acorns
Apr 5, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Electric Bugaloo posted:

only if you’re some kind of brute force phillistine/have a way more prepped butt than most

Are you doin butt stuff with that girl you were talkin about?

Also I don't know what that means.

Also what do you define as making love vs loving?

Qubee
May 31, 2013




making love is all about that sappy, emotional, passionate connection. holding each other close and looking each other in the eye and mouthing "I love you". loving is just animalistic and hedonistic, where you're bending over (or being bent over) and pounded like silly putty.

I'm the biggest sapball ever and lovemaking was my go-to, until I got told off for it cause she wanted some good hard dicking for a change. so that's where the saying "variety is the spice of life" comes in.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Little Acorns posted:

Which is better?: f%$king or making love?
do you mean loving?

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy

thank god you clarified, I was going CRAZY trying to figure out what this guy meant

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

John Lee posted:

thank god you clarified, I was going CRAZY trying to figure out what this guy meant
you're welcome

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

There's nothing better than a good gentle caressing

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

You're going to lose your mind when you realize you can stare deep into a person's eyes and tell them how beautiful they look and how much you love them while you are "deep dicking" them

Qubee
May 31, 2013




you gotta dig deep to deep dick

A Major Fucker
Mar 10, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What's the difference between a cum-slut and a regular slut?

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

A Major Fucker posted:

What's the difference between a cum-slut and a regular slut?

It’s in the name.

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Electric Bugaloo posted:

It’s in the name.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A Major Fucker posted:

What's the difference between a cum-slut and a regular slut?

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

I was playing some golf with my friends on Sunday and it occurred to me around the 8th or the 9th whole that the 69 position is pretty good.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


spb posted:

I was playing some golf with my friends on Sunday and it occurred to me around the 8th or the 9th whole that the 69 position is pretty good.

Was this some kind of orgy golf?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Eatin' rear end whips rear end.

Qubee
May 31, 2013




Gave a girl an orgasm last night and she told me afterwards that she saw a really vivid sky blue colour and that it's never happened before. It was really cool but we both didn't really know what it meant, and I got the feeling it was more profound for her, whereas I was slightly confused but still hella excited about it. Told her we're gonna hit every colour of the rainbow.

But I was really curious so I googled it the next day and it turns out there's a thing called orgasm synesthesia, which is awesome. There's a bunch of background info on it from studies conducted, and people who have this type of synesthesia usually have a bunch of interesting stuff going on when they have sex. Also says they typically have higher sex drives, which I can totally agree with.

Was a really nice experience and she said it's the closest she's ever felt to me but she didn't want me to misunderstand that as "all our other times have sucked". Has anyone else had any experiences like this?

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I had a girl who smelt burnt toast when she orgasmed but it might have been a stroke.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Qubee posted:

Gave a girl an orgasm last night and she told me afterwards that she saw a really vivid sky blue colour and that it's never happened before. It was really cool but we both didn't really know what it meant, and I got the feeling it was more profound for her, whereas I was slightly confused but still hella excited about it. Told her we're gonna hit every colour of the rainbow.

But I was really curious so I googled it the next day and it turns out there's a thing called orgasm synesthesia, which is awesome.

Orgasm synesthesia, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your bedroom??

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Shine posted:

Orgasm synesthesia, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your bedroom??

Qubee
May 31, 2013




I've got no idea what you're getting at, but nice

Colonel J
Jan 3, 2008

Qubee posted:

I've got no idea what you're getting at, but nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj0Tj8dnrYw

Qubee
May 31, 2013




okay now that I understand the reference, that is hilarious

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Turtlicious posted:

I had a girl who smelt burnt toast when she orgasmed but it might have been a stroke.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Turtlicious posted:

I had a girl who smelt burnt toast when she orgasmed but it might have been a stroke.

The old 'When Harry Met Sally Orgasm'

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Turtlicious posted:

I had a girl who smelt burnt toast when she orgasmed but it might have been a stroke.

Would you say she was a toastitute?

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Applebees Appetizer posted:

Would you say she was a toastitute?

I found it. The worst pun ever made.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

KillHour posted:

I found it. The worst pun ever made.

I think it has to be a real word to count as a pun. IDK wtf this is.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

It's a sniglet

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Ok, so I was wondering if there was a consensus if schoolgirl and/or cheerleader outfits constitutes "ageplay". Logically it seems like it should, but those are way more mainstream and have been for a really long time.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Beachcomber posted:

Ok, so I was wondering if there was a consensus if schoolgirl and/or cheerleader outfits constitutes "ageplay". Logically it seems like it should, but those are way more mainstream and have been for a really long time.

Are you asking for help deciding whether it fits in your particular fetish or what? I don't get the question.

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trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Beachcomber posted:

Ok, so I was wondering if there was a consensus if schoolgirl and/or cheerleader outfits constitutes "ageplay". Logically it seems like it should, but those are way more mainstream and have been for a really long time.

Y/N

I think it depends on the context. If you’re using it in the context of ageplay then yes, sure. Like if you’re using it as a prop in your scene, it’s a prop in your scene.

But these outfits have been decontextualized from that for so long (since like the 70s) to the point where I think a lot of people see them as “slutty” or “porny”- especially if they’re super campy or skimpy or cheap looking/clearly lingerie.

I think the appeal for a lot of people comes down to seeing their partner dressed in a “porny” way, just like seeing your partner in leather or latex for the first time, or with a different hairstyle downstairs. Maybe you’ve seen them naked plenty of times and wearing tons of different outfits, but putting them in stripper heels and a 3” plaid skirt triggers different brain areas and neural connections.

I’ve heard that for lots of people it’s about youth fantasy (loving the captain of the cheerleading team, etc) fulfillment.

If the issue is that it grosses you out or makes you uncomfortable- it’s worth exploring and understanding why that might be but I wouldn’t worry about it too much.

For example, I used to be a teacher and my ex still teaches. For us (and me now), classroom/hot-for-teacher stuff was a complete nonstarter. I won’t yuck anyone’s yum if that’s their kink/fantasy but I can’t separate that stuff from having worked with actual kids in actual schools and so I avoid it and it would be difficult for me to do it with a partner if they asked.

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