- Homo Simpson
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by Smythe
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Practicing acting cool before he gets here, so he doesnt think I'm pathetic.
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May 9, 2019 11:05
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Jun 10, 2024 11:30
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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wax ur surfboard shirtless. works for me
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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May 9, 2019 14:18
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Meeting new people is difficult for me because of social anxiety, but it's even more difficult when the only topic I really know anything about - how I am the only one having sex with my wife - is off the table.
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May 9, 2019 14:30
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- Homo Simpson
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by Smythe
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Meeting new people is difficult for me because of social anxiety, but it's even more difficult when the only topic I really know anything about - how I am the only one having sex with my wife - is off the table.
lmao
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May 9, 2019 15:08
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- Stoner Sloth
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Meeting new people is difficult for me because of social anxiety, but it's even more difficult when the only topic I really know anything about - how I am the only one having sex with my wife - is off the table.
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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May 9, 2019 15:40
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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Meeting new people is difficult for me because of social anxiety, but it's even more difficult when the only topic I really know anything about - how I am the only one having sex with my wife - is off the table.
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May 9, 2019 18:53
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- FutonForensic
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we're all having a good time, sitting on the floor. suddenly chet comes in.
"wife's boyfriend comin'!"
we drop our gamecube controllers and scatter. pizza on paper plates and bottles of cheerwine go flying. I cower under the greasy pizza box, pretending I'm solid snake to feel brave. It's no use; my wife's boyfriend greets me immediately. "Hey Dillon, I just got my Hyundai Elantra waxed. I'm going to give your wife a ride over to Applebees, wanna come with?" I internally make the MGS guard alert sound
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May 9, 2019 19:18
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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we're all having a good time, sitting on the floor. suddenly chet comes in.
"wife's boyfriend comin'!"
we drop our gamecube controllers and scatter. pizza on paper plates and bottles of cheerwine go flying. I cower under the greasy pizza box, pretending I'm solid snake to feel brave. It's no use; my wife's boyfriend greets me immediately. "Hey Dillon, I just got my Hyundai Elantra waxed. I'm going to give your wife a ride over to Applebees, wanna come with?" I internally make the MGS guard alert sound
ahahahaaa
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May 9, 2019 19:54
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- google THIS
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we're all having a good time, sitting on the floor. suddenly chet comes in.
"wife's boyfriend comin'!"
we drop our gamecube controllers and scatter. pizza on paper plates and bottles of cheerwine go flying. I cower under the greasy pizza box, pretending I'm solid snake to feel brave. It's no use; my wife's boyfriend greets me immediately. "Hey Dillon, I just got my Hyundai Elantra waxed. I'm going to give your wife a ride over to Applebees, wanna come with?" I internally make the MGS guard alert sound
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May 9, 2019 20:03
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- google THIS
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We're having cake for dessert, but I don't understand why my wife insisted on writing "Have a nice cake" on top. I mean, isn't that kind of an obvious statement? She didn't even spell cake right.
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May 9, 2019 20:05
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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Meeting new people is difficult for me because of social anxiety, but it's even more difficult when the only topic I really know anything about - how I am the only one having sex with my wife - is off the table.
you should try it on the table sometime
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May 9, 2019 20:05
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- FutonForensic
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teaming up with my wife's boyfriend to defeat my wife
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May 9, 2019 20:30
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Can't believe I forgot my wife's boyfriend's name right when we were meeting. So embarrassing. He was like "Hey Doug, Cindy's told me lots of great things about you" and all I could respond was "Heyyy.... You." I know his name. I see it in his text messages all the time, but I was drawing a complete blank. Guess I'm just a spaz like that.
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May 9, 2019 21:38
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- King of Bees
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Jealous of my wife's boyfriend's Raptor and Jesus is that a Rolex? Wow
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May 9, 2019 22:57
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- bird.
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wife's boyfriend, grabbng the last of the bagel bites off the snack plate: "you care if i take this?"
me, raging internally:" not at all, go right ahead"
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May 10, 2019 01:00
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- bird.
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teaming up with my wife's boyfriend to defeat my wife
deciding to skip optional endgame content my wife's boyfriend's wife because she is Too Powerful
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May 10, 2019 01:09
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- Stoner Sloth
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"Oh poo poo! it's my boyfriend!" she cried as I quickly gathered my clothes and slipped out the window.
I slowly made my way around the house, leisurely entered the front door and threw my keys on the table.
"Oh poo poo! it's my husband!, she cried and I heard a frantic scramble as he escaped out the window.
Then it was time for me to enter the bedroom, undress and, well, that's the circle of life, I guess.
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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May 10, 2019 01:25
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- Korean Boomhauer
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"Oh poo poo! it's my boyfriend!" she cried as I quickly gathered my clothes and slipped out the window.
I slowly made my way around the house, leisurely entered the front door and threw my keys on the table.
"Oh poo poo! it's my husband!, she cried and I heard a frantic scramble as he escaped out the window.
Then it was time for me to enter the bedroom, undress and, well, that's the circle of life, I guess.
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May 10, 2019 01:47
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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cool, todd got box seat tickets from his company for me and the kids to the mets game next friday night
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May 10, 2019 01:57
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- FreshCutFries
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"Oh poo poo! it's my boyfriend!" she cried as I quickly gathered my clothes and slipped out the window.
I slowly made my way around the house, leisurely entered the front door and threw my keys on the table.
"Oh poo poo! it's my husband!, she cried and I heard a frantic scramble as he escaped out the window.
Then it was time for me to enter the bedroom, undress and, well, that's the circle of life, I guess.
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May 10, 2019 02:43
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- Homo Simpson
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by Smythe
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Jealous of my wife's boyfriend's Raptor and Jesus is that a Rolex? Wow
Lol
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May 10, 2019 02:58
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- google THIS
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"Oh poo poo! it's my boyfriend!" she cried as I quickly gathered my clothes and slipped out the window.
I slowly made my way around the house, leisurely entered the front door and threw my keys on the table.
"Oh poo poo! it's my husband!, she cried and I heard a frantic scramble as he escaped out the window.
Then it was time for me to enter the bedroom, undress and, well, that's the circle of life, I guess.
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May 10, 2019 12:39
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- kalel
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Wife's boyfriend texts me throughout the day while I'm working. I just think that's so nice, it shows that he really is a nice guy through and through. I mean I barely ever get a text from my wife these days, so it's nice to know someone cares.
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May 10, 2019 12:52
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- Stoner Sloth
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"Uhhh... I said... Bert's a hEll of a Pup" I nervously reply when Chet asks me what the hell I just said, well mumbled really, "J-just thinking of getting a new dog, one Sandra won't hate, s-sorry dear.." I nod to her as she smirks back ".. and was just.. uh.. trying to come up with names for her... uh him... it... any thoughts Chet?"
He eyes me suspiciously then shakes his head, Sandra does likewise, "Just make sure you keep watching." he says, before Chet goes back to noisily loving my wife against the breakfast table.
I finish my cornflakes in silence.
Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 13:00 on May 10, 2019
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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May 10, 2019 12:53
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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teaming up with my wife's boyfriend to defeat my wife
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May 13, 2019 20:58
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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This happens except I have a little wimpy arm
lol
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May 14, 2019 00:45
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- FutonForensic
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I introduce myself to wife's new boyfriend. I says, I says to him "think of us as less of a polycule and more of a 'polycool'." he scribbles this down in his notepad, nodding
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May 14, 2019 04:58
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- Bacon Taco
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Have sex with him OP, really show that bitch who's boss.
Just LOL if you're not loving your wife's BF
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May 14, 2019 06:39
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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Just LOL if you're not loving your wife's BF
porn has for the most part taught us well
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May 14, 2019 07:36
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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he scribbles this down in his notepad, nodding
lol
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May 14, 2019 11:17
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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It's nice for my wife's boyfriend to meet me once a week to talk to me. Having to pay him is a little weird but I guess it's part of the kink. My problem though is, I think he's neglecting my wife. I never see them together.
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May 14, 2019 11:21
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- King of Bees
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Neighbor: Hey dude! Your wife's boyfriend stopped by after ploughing your wife last night. We had a few beers. Really cool dude, I think we're going to go fishing this weekend. Are you still painting action figures to sell on eBay?
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May 19, 2019 14:38
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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*Hiring a detective to figure out if my wife is cheating with me with her boyfriend*
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May 21, 2019 21:47
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- King of Bees
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Wife's boyfriend's bought Mario Cart and plays with me until the wife is done with her shift. He's pretty good!
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May 22, 2019 02:08
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- Scaly Haylie
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the chad wifefucker
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May 22, 2019 03:21
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