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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Beachcomber posted:

Ok, so I was wondering if there was a consensus if schoolgirl and/or cheerleader outfits constitutes "ageplay". Logically it seems like it should, but those are way more mainstream and have been for a really long time.

Pre-internet, no, post-internet, almost exclusively

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whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
What about a Denny's uniform?

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Qubee posted:

Gave a girl an orgasm last night and she told me afterwards that she saw a really vivid sky blue colour and that it's never happened before. It was really cool but we both didn't really know what it meant, and I got the feeling it was more profound for her, whereas I was slightly confused but still hella excited about it. Told her we're gonna hit every colour of the rainbow.

But I was really curious so I googled it the next day and it turns out there's a thing called orgasm synesthesia, which is awesome. There's a bunch of background info on it from studies conducted, and people who have this type of synesthesia usually have a bunch of interesting stuff going on when they have sex. Also says they typically have higher sex drives, which I can totally agree with.

Was a really nice experience and she said it's the closest she's ever felt to me but she didn't want me to misunderstand that as "all our other times have sucked". Has anyone else had any experiences like this?

I've had this happen, though only via substance use during sex. It is a very enjoyable state.

Beachcomber posted:

Ok, so I was wondering if there was a consensus if schoolgirl and/or cheerleader outfits constitutes "ageplay". Logically it seems like it should, but those are way more mainstream and have been for a really long time.

In and of itself, I do think of it as very mild ageplay, yes. But otoh, there's other reasons to be into it; like someone said before, it's a very "porn" look and has been for decades. So while I do agree with you in principle, I wouldn't automatically assume someone who likes it is *into* ageplay, and that seems like an important distinction. Hope that makes sense.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Can we please make it mandatory to post "YMMV" after every post in here? I'm seriously getting pissed off that my kinks are being ridiculed even though they are just as normal as cis piv sex is percieved "as normal". Namaste.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

spb posted:

Can we please make it mandatory to post "YMMV" after every post in here? I'm seriously getting pissed off that my kinks are being ridiculed even though they are just as normal as cis piv sex is percieved "as normal". Namaste.

No.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

KillHour posted:

Are you asking for help deciding whether it fits in your particular fetish or what? I don't get the question.

Definitely not into ageplay, just a thought that popped into my head and I wondered what people thought.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Is your kink making bad posts?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

whydirt posted:

Is your kink making bad posts?

Isn't that why we're all here though.

Qubee
May 31, 2013




bad posts are the only way I can cum, sometimes I'll whip my phone out during the act and just shitpost to take me over the edge, most of my partners have been really accepting of it and even give me pointers sometimes

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Just remember account sharing is against the rules.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

So... is this what FYAD is, these days? Just really lukewarm trolling?

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


whydirt posted:

Is your kink making bad posts?

I also have to pretend I'm an 80 year old incontinent Grandpa while I do it.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This thread has one rule, and it's in the title.

Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

I'd just like to note that it's 2019 and I'm charging my bluetooth headphones with the same usb cord that's used to charge MY WIFE's rechargeable vibrator. The future is loving great.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Dudeabides posted:

I'd just like to note that it's 2019 and I'm charging my bluetooth headphones with the same usb cord that's used to charge MY WIFE's rechargeable vibrator. The future is loving great.

Emphasis to stress that it's not YOUR rechargeable vibrator?

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
I think it’s supposed to be a Borat bit

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

whydirt posted:

I think it’s supposed to be a Borat bit

Can't be, he just said it was 2019.

Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

There's other threads where this is still used on occasion because what is already dead may never die. Not really an emphasis on who owns it as this one is a rabbit and it's really my personal cup of tea.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I don’t miss :siren: MY GIRLFRIEND :siren: but it’s a reminder of a simpler time.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

purple death ray posted:

Can't be, he just said it was 2019.

lmao

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

AlbieQuirky posted:

I don’t miss :siren: MY GIRLFRIEND :siren: but it’s a reminder of a simpler time.

Happy MY WIFE, happy life :swoon:

zaurg
Mar 1, 2004
When I was younger if I couldn't achieve orgasm during sex (rare) or even just playing around a bit, teasing, w/o release I'd get painful "blue balls" that if I didn't take care of, would last a long time and come back quickly within just a couple minutes of being aroused.

Now at age 41 I can often have sex for a while, a good hour or so, not be able to achieve orgasm sometimes, and I'm fine with it. No pain. No blue balls. Just feel exhausted and "ah, kinda tired, time for bed". Then can go for multiple days after that without sex/masturbating and perfectly fine with it.

Dr gives me a clean bill of health w/ physical and blood work. I don't take any medication. I don't take any drugs but I do drink alcohol some. I exercise regularly.

Does this simply indicate lower testosterone? I've never had it tested. I'm really fine with all of this but if it's an indication of a health issue I'd prefer to find the answer and a fix if possible. And my partner would prefer I didn't have this issue of course.

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

zaurg posted:

When I was younger if I couldn't achieve orgasm during sex (rare) or even just playing around a bit, teasing, w/o release I'd get painful "blue balls" that if I didn't take care of, would last a long time and come back quickly within just a couple minutes of being aroused.

Now at age 41 I can often have sex for a while, a good hour or so, not be able to achieve orgasm sometimes, and I'm fine with it. No pain. No blue balls. Just feel exhausted and "ah, kinda tired, time for bed". Then can go for multiple days after that without sex/masturbating and perfectly fine with it.

Dr gives me a clean bill of health w/ physical and blood work. I don't take any medication. I don't take any drugs but I do drink alcohol some. I exercise regularly.

Does this simply indicate lower testosterone? I've never had it tested. I'm really fine with all of this but if it's an indication of a health issue I'd prefer to find the answer and a fix if possible. And my partner would prefer I didn't have this issue of course.

This is a common side effect of becoming old and lovely.

Qubee
May 31, 2013




He had it when he was younger, too.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Qubee posted:

He had it when he was younger, too.

No, he's saying he doesn't get it anymore

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Why would you complain about not getting blue balls?

Aexo
May 16, 2007
Don't ask, I don't know how to pronounce my name either.
Because it's not what they consider "normal" and when you question things that are no longer normal, you can sometimes find something is wrong.

One of my nuts felt different from the other and I told my doc and it wound up being cancer. It's good to be self-aware and notice when things are different.

ragedx
Mar 15, 2019

Vodka is just awesome water

zaurg posted:

When I was younger if I couldn't achieve orgasm during sex (rare) or even just playing around a bit, teasing, w/o release I'd get painful "blue balls" that if I didn't take care of, would last a long time and come back quickly within just a couple minutes of being aroused.

Now at age 41 I can often have sex for a while, a good hour or so, not be able to achieve orgasm sometimes, and I'm fine with it. No pain. No blue balls. Just feel exhausted and "ah, kinda tired, time for bed". Then can go for multiple days after that without sex/masturbating and perfectly fine with it.

Dr gives me a clean bill of health w/ physical and blood work. I don't take any medication. I don't take any drugs but I do drink alcohol some. I exercise regularly.

Does this simply indicate lower testosterone? I've never had it tested. I'm really fine with all of this but if it's an indication of a health issue I'd prefer to find the answer and a fix if possible. And my partner would prefer I didn't have this issue of course.

I wish I could go that long. You are a hero.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

ragedx posted:

I wish I could go that long. You are a hero.

Different strokes, I guess. An hour of loving sounds hideous to me.

Qubee
May 31, 2013




An hour of loving isn't that great. Once in a blue moon is fine but when it's an every time occurrence, it gets old, fast.

hoobajoo
Jun 2, 2004

Are we talking about loving as in, just an hour straight of humping, or does that include all sexual activity? Because an hour is like, the minimum time for a satisfying sexual experience for me, from start to finish.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

hoobajoo posted:

Are we talking about loving as in, just an hour straight of humping, or does that include all sexual activity? Because an hour is like, the minimum time for a satisfying sexual experience for me, from start to finish.

I assumed zaurg was talking about an hour of thrusting from the rest of the comment. An hour of varied carrying on is fun, agreed.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Qubee posted:

An hour of loving isn't that great. Once in a blue moon is fine but when it's an every time occurrence, it gets old, fast.

Two months ago you were talking about how extremely inexperienced you are.

Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

I mean, he did say it gets old fast.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
If you literally have to go an hour every time before it's possible to come, yeah that sucks.

If you're doing it for fun, that's a good time

Qubee
May 31, 2013




Jedit posted:

Two months ago you were talking about how extremely inexperienced you are.

Inexperienced when it came to penis in verguba sex. Not inexperienced in other stuff. Cultural upbringing, no sex before marriage, but everything else was fair play. I've been banging regularly since Jan, I only came to this thread when my issue of not being able to ejaculate kept on happening every. Single. Time.

AlbieQuirky posted:

An hour of varied carrying on is fun, agreed.

Amen

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Qubee posted:

Inexperienced when it came to penis in verguba sex.

Can't imagine why

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

purple death ray posted:

Can't imagine why

You've never been to the Verguba triangle?

Qubee
May 31, 2013




purple death ray posted:

Can't imagine why

Lighten up

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101
Oct 15, 2012


Vault Dweller

Qubee posted:

Lighten up

smile more

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