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Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Half the money should go to me so I can make a FFVII remaster, half the money should go to the production of Vagrant Story 2, and half the money should go for FFVIR so you folks who want it can feel the pain.

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Cattail Prophet
Apr 12, 2014

romanowski posted:

that looks cool but having just replayed FF7 I really wish they would just do a simple remake with improved graphics and quality of life improvements but otherwise identical gameplay that could be released on the switch

To be fair your wish is already like 80% reality. (Maybe actually 100%, technically? I think all the modern FF7 releases have uprezzed textures, at least.)

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
Hell, I'd take the base game but with a new translation. See how much of the story I missed because I was nine vs how much of the story I missed because it was badly communicated.

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The only proper translation of the game would involve completely removing Cait Sith from the game in favour of a new human character called Iscar Matthias.

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



Every voice sounds different. They've had a consistent cast since Advent Children save for Aerith so it's strange they'd get a totally new group now.

I guess Capcom did it but...gently caress it's annoying.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I hope there's an option to play FF7R with the old translation.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Detective No. 27 posted:

I hope there's an option to play FF7R with the old translation.

Fully voice acted too.

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



Detective No. 27 posted:

I hope there's an option to play FF7R with the old translation.

We must hear "this guy are sick" spoken aloud.

Aerith is from a slum you guys, check your privilege.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
That kinda looks like they just took FFXV and made an officially licensed FF7 total conversion mod for it. Which, fair enough, better than spending some absurd amount of years developing custom engines for games only to use them once or twice.

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

DrNutt posted:

That kinda looks like they just took FFXV and made an officially licensed FF7 total conversion mod for it. Which, fair enough, better than spending some absurd amount of years developing custom engines for games only to use them once or twice.

This is Unreal Engine, they used their custom engine once or twice and discarded it

Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

NikkolasKing posted:

We must hear "this guy are sick" spoken aloud.

Aerith is from a slum you guys, check your privilege.

Hearing this guy are sick spoken aloud would be so good.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Trailer looks fun, is content from the first 1 hour of the game so uh

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Die Sexmonster! posted:

This is Unreal Engine, they used their custom engine once or twice and discarded it

Oh. Uh. Guess it's just taking so long for reasons then.

Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3

Ibblebibble posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOn2bWuA_0w

I kinda like it. Too bad it'll take forever to fully come out.

For those of you who won't care to watch this, it's about the FF7 remake and it sucks, to nobody's surprise. S-E stopped making good games once they stopped being Squaresoft.

Milli
Sep 28, 2009


friendship is magic
in a pony paradise
don't you judge me




NikkolasKing posted:

Every voice sounds different. They've had a consistent cast since Advent Children save for Aerith so it's strange they'd get a totally new group now.

I guess Capcom did it but...gently caress it's annoying.

Cloud sounds the same, and I will thank god all day every day that Mena Suvari no longer voices Aerith

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
Are they still planning on releasing it in episodes? Because if so we are getting Episode Midgar and nothing else.

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Barudak posted:

Trailer looks fun, is content from the first 1 hour of the game so uh

30 minutes, Tifa is nowhere to be found

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Die Sexmonster! posted:

This is Unreal Engine, they used their custom engine once or twice and discarded it

Is this still the case after the fired CyberConnect2 and discarded their 2+ years of work to start over?

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
Speaking of episodes I just started Don't Throw Prompto From The Train and I like that it's totally bonkers and completely different from Boring rear end Gladio's Quest To Get More Swole (Y'all Still Love Battle On The Big Bridge Right?)

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Barudak posted:

Trailer looks fun, is content from the first 1 hour of the game so uh

Yeah, I'm also impressed they're this far ahead of schedule.

Die Sexmonster! posted:

30 minutes, Tifa is nowhere to be found

There's a lot to model.

Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3
Listen, if Tifa isn't Double H's, Square has forgotten the face of their mothers and how to play games.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Gologle posted:

Listen, if Tifa isn't Double H's, Square has forgotten the face of their mothers and how to play games.

Tifa's chest in FF7R is going to put the polygon count in 2B's booty to shame.

Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3
"AH U OKAY????!!!" Ares Gainsbro, God of War, screams into Clod Strike's face as she delivers a sick Superman punch right into his balls, "BUSTAH WOLF!"

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I assume Tifa is going to have the far more generically busty but not comically so design she has had in literally every other game she appears in in the last two decades.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


why are you like this gologle

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Arist posted:

why are you like this gologle

Forget it Arist, it's final fantasy gologle

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'm sad I was too busy/exhausted to go through with my April Fool's idea of posting Markov chain Gologle posts as my own.

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

DrNutt posted:

Are they still planning on releasing it in episodes? Because if so we are getting Episode Midgar and nothing else.

do you want to wait 20 years for them to finish the whole game?

Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3
Dude the game's not coming out, and if it does, it's not going to be some great thing that will put Square back on the map. FF is dead

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Gologle posted:

FF is dead

:great:

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
FF was never good hth

Ventana
Mar 28, 2010

*Yosh intensifies*
The only way I'd accept a new FF7 retranslation would be if Tim Rogers would do it if only so we can continue to torture him by having him go over the FF7 script even more than he's done over the past 2 years.

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Die Sexmonster! posted:

This is Unreal Engine, they used their custom engine once or twice and discarded it

That is pretty much textbook Square. Spend years and millions to develop a engine, hype it up with some cool trailer give it a cool name then use it for 1 game.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Ulio posted:

That is pretty much textbook Square. Spend years and millions to develop a engine, hype it up with some cool trailer give it a cool name then use it for 1 game.

Fabula Nova Pissalis

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Die Sexmonster! posted:

30 minutes, Tifa is nowhere to be found

She's in the battle menu in the bottom right. It's only been a couple of years though so she doesn't have a model yet.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
A friend of mine pointed out that video includes a scene that isn't in the original game at all. Cloud meeting Sephiroth on some sort of collapsing highway, which isn't a match for any of Sephiroth's appearances. Certainly not his first one, which is in a cargo hold.

To me, that reads as them cramming Sephiroth into the Sector drop, I can't think of anywhere else that would fit. So, yeah, so much for this even being faithful to the story.

Gologle
Apr 15, 2013

The Gologle Posting Experience.

<3
Sephiroth was talking to Cloud in the first scene in the game.

EDIT: OK, not scene, maybe, but first event.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Cleretic posted:

A friend of mine pointed out that video includes a scene that isn't in the original game at all. Cloud meeting Sephiroth on some sort of collapsing highway, which isn't a match for any of Sephiroth's appearances. Certainly not his first one, which is in a cargo hold.

To me, that reads as them cramming Sephiroth into the Sector drop, I can't think of anywhere else that would fit. So, yeah, so much for this even being faithful to the story.

Pretty sure it's supposed to be this scene:





Except with a vision of Sephiroth instead of a disembodied voice inside Cloud's head.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
i almost forgot cloud spends the first half of the game hosting an entire dinner party's worth of voices in his head

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morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

Oxxidation posted:

i almost forgot cloud spends the first half of the game hosting an entire dinner party's worth of voices in his head

no one who likes FF7 even remembers what happened in FF7. this was a common theme of Elentor's LP

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