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Somfin posted:New Dwarf Fortress artifact generation looks solid quote:This is a copper crown. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. On the item is an image of the ship with a copper cup with a small copper cup on the top. This will be a part of my mod as a tribute to a mod of mine called Bikini! It's an awesome ship with a fantastic crew, but unfortunately there are people who think it's a fish tank. (Hint: It isn't!)
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My name is Dr. Worm. Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm. I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor, But I am a real worm; I am an actual worm. I live like a worm. You, you can't live too. Don't worry if you have a body you can't use. Just try to get along with me. Do you wanna see? Worm? Yeah? How long have you known? I can't find out! It is your body. You say it is your body, but it is a piece of paper inside of a computer. It is like your body but not you, not you either. "I am a worm", said Professor Terezi. He was talking about Worm in the cartoon The Simpsons. Now you see how the difference between a real human being and a worm is that a real human being exists in the real world and has relationships with other humans in the real world. So then Professor Terezi could use this as his point of view. The thing about Worm is that although many of the words of his Who the gently caress is Professor Terezi? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me all of it I've seen more tears of death than tears of joy I've seen more joy than tears of anger And to this day it makes my heart ache for you... There is just nothing I can ever give up for you - I'll miss you In the end, this game is an experiment in "inclusive" music design. I see it as a celebration of indie music and a reminder to give musicians all of the credit of their creation, even if it's not always "their" creation. Thanks very much for your time and I wish you all a happy new year. And here is the track list for this year: If you are interested in more music and have not heard Checked myself into emergency, urgently. Drove up in my bone-camarrow, thinking only about you. The doctor walked her crew of surgeons to the table where I lay I came to, and my knee-caps were off. They were soft, I had Jellybones and put the rest back. Served the rest of my men like a man; the old-timers thought it was a trick. I tried all they could do: I asked the doctor how badly they were broken, and how I couldn't help. No answer, and they tried again. Then a new surgeon came in, and the old boy told me that if I asked if that was the right surgeon, and if she were my mother, I should be a nurse. He said I was not a nurse, but he was not a doctor, and so I asked my doctor to be my surgeon; so she wrote a letter for me. She told me I couldn't have a nurse, and I gave her my consent. She said she could see my knee-caps off from time to Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head? This is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we ever went without The second floor is hard for sneakin' out When is your sister gonna find out? And then we're in here And then the camera's on me, Where the flicks when we turn Now that we're in this room What is this place? I'm just a young boy Look at these photographs And what is that? Look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head? This is where I grew up I think the present owner fixed it up I never knew we ever went without The second floor is hard for sneakin' out When is your sister gonna find out? And then we're in here And then the camera's on me, Where the flicks when we turn Now Seems like cheating to just repeat the first verse verbatim, but I'm a human so idk And wtf "where the flicks when we turn"??? Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty to make a perfect P-bomb to your friends Or just play with a P-bomb and have some fun. To Make A P-Bomb Step 1: Pour a little bit of liquid (if you don't have a bowl, try the bottle) on your hand and rub it down into whatever you would like to make a perfect P-bomb. Step 2: Make sure you do at least one of the following. Step 3: Put a small pinch of glue on the top and bottom of any of the edges you'd like to create. (Not sure if these two can be done just as smoothly, but they seem to work wonders.) Place the P-bomb on paper and stick it on some tape. This will keep the glue from sticking if the P-bomb starts to come apart. Step 4: Now take it over to your hand and carefully push the glue onto the P-bomb. Pour it in slowly and with precision. You can actually pull it straight out Well, son, I’ll tell you: Life for me ain’t been no crystal stair. It’s had tacks in it, And splinters, And boards torn up, And places with no carpet on the floor— Bare. But all the time, I'll lay A floor over you on a tarp, A floor over your head— The carpet, so smooth, That it's like the white of the night. I think of the day when we got to work together. It was an eventful couple years. He was still my son, by the way, so I'm a bit choked up when I think of that. Anyway, in September I was having that thought, �Ill tell you what, Ill tell you what? I will tell you: All right, son,� I will tell you what I will tell you: When you are young— In middle school— in middle school—Its your turn.� In middle school— in middle school—You are to get out of bed, And for me to get into bed, And make my bed. Not in a way that you'll worry about it. Its a long story, Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 14:52 on May 9, 2019 |
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I don't think the DF guy is gonna ever use an algorithm he doesn't have absolute control over
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This thing really doesn't get what Beckett was trying to do.quote:Estragon: Let's go.
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Ruffian Price posted:I don't think the DF guy is gonna ever use an algorithm he doesn't have absolute control over "And if it's not something important, we'll cover that too", yep
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quote:It was the dawn of the third age of mankind – ten years after the Earth-Minbari War.
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to walk the path that leads from madness to sanity. Time to die a slow and agonizing death." ―Kylo Ren
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Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. For and on behalf of the United Earth-based Species, this is our final statement about the Earth's place in the vast universe. I am Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. This is our last warning. And so, Earth has long known that, despite being the home of almost everything, our race, Earth, is also inhabited. On other planets, especially, we have found ourselves in the situation of being a slave to our neighbors; and, indeed, here we appear in a situation of servitude and domination. In that sense, of course, we stand alone, isolated from the rest of the universe. But there is another way in which we see this from the other side; one in which we are not alone, but the other side: We are "the whole cosmos around us." This, more I'm not racist but this is wrong," he said. "I can't explain why people come to this island to get away from this problem. This is not healthy for us," said Ms Menezes, who is the head of women's rights at the city's mayor's office. Media playback is unsupported on your device Media caption What has happened to the city of Cape Town? She said the city had the biggest problems in terms of crime with gang violence, but the violence there was far less than elsewhere in South Africa. "In Cape Town - or Cape Town in general - it is very rare to see a man and woman getting hit by cars with knives because, as you probably understand by now, if someone is hitting your car, they might be with other men, they might be doing something similar to what happened here," she said. The problem is often brought on by young men not knowing what to do if they get too close to one of the gangs. "They've got to be careful Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 19:45 on May 9, 2019 |
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I may have gotten carried away with the cast in my Star Wars fanfic Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him! I knew what was true. I know that! I am still a Star Wars fan. Luke: And how would you feel had somebody like Darth Vader been living amongst you like me? Garth: You may not be the first Jedi to become Darth Vader's equal. But he should have a little time to kill! Luke: I can't forgive myself. Kylo Ren: And you can't forgive others until they admit what they've done. Bert: It was a small price to pay. Luke: Look at the girl for once, Bert and I may have an emotional connection, but there is a much deeper one. Jabba Desilijic Tiure: Now, my lord, I have come to you with orders. Your brother, my friend, Luke Skywalker, has fallen and he will soon be lost. I'm going to take the last Jedi, not so long ago. Han Solo: Han, you made Luke my friend
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quote:Woah-oh, we're halfway there Like, comment, and subscribe.
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quote:For twelve years you have been asking: who is John Galt? EDIT: uh oh quote:asd-hindi/","tag":"Trumpette"},"marimba","votes":-1":"mrb","tag":"Lovingly Caressing Donald's Junk","votes":-2":"yes","tag":"Trumpette","votes":0},"maripoofreduce","votes":-1":"theory","tag":"Down With Trump","votes":-2},"marty_mitch","votes":-4":"I've been looking forward to the second time it'll happen,"tag":"Donald's Cum Dumpster","votes":0},"maustic_maze" "I mean, what's he have to do with this?" -michael_snyder","votes":-1":2,"tag":"Shits himself at the sight of a Hijab","votes":0},"marchinja7","votes":-1":"I'll buy that!","tag":"Nazi","votes":0},"marchonas","votes":-2":"Not to mention the rest of the people supporting him. And the others who aren't so crazy.","tag":"Socks to Watch Out For","votes":0},"martymarchonascorp","votes":0},"maustin-mitch","votes":-1":"the more you hate Trump, the more likely you are to be against me. He's already killing American POWs and End of Shoelace has a new favorite as of 23:27 on May 9, 2019 |
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Let's try feeding it nonsense, like this poorly translated screen from Final Fantasy Tactics:quote:Ramza: "I didn't think the God made holy stones but... more evil... well... Lucavi made them to land in this world..." Lucavi: "I am afraid of your evil deeds..." Lucavi: "...I will go there again, so let's pray." <Lucavi leaves> Lucavi: "Please pray for our lives..." Lucavi: "And leave with good thoughts." - End Of Cutscene - --- --- *** END OF SWORE OF LUNA CHANGE ********************* ------------------------------------- *** SWORDS OF LAVA CREDITS ********************* ------------------------------------- This was a small file that took me quite a while. I didn't do anything extra. I merely used the text I wrote in the spell book (I'm sure it was written with one hand as a base) and used a piece of paper to scribble away words from the spell. After that, I just copied/ed it like normal. However, since it was written in German, I thought I should translate it into English. So here it is, written as a German spell I want to play SWORDS OF LAVA
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quote:Now, this is a story all about how
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lmao
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The Metamorphosis, by dril:quote:“im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob. the corn cob still follows me at first , i get upset enough to fight back and i yell that there were other things i wanted to do, like go to school, get married or just sit by myself at home. the corn cob finally stops following me! i continue to scream at it for 2 seconds, then a crackler is dropped on my head, and suddenly it stops.
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# ? May 9, 2019 23:43 |
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This is probably really weird, but I made a twitter using a name generator and a pic from thispersondoesnotexist.com and I'm posting things from this Talk to Transformer site. https://twitter.com/BelinhaClacher Fun so far!
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Got a good reason For taking the easy way out Got a good reason For taking the easy way out, now She was a day tripper One way ticket, yeah It took me so long to find out And I found out it was easy There's a reason why That's why she's with me I'm coming to get you My car is coming to take you My car is coming to take you This ain't no lie My car is coming to take you She's a day tripper one way ticket, yeah It took me so long to find out And I found out it was easy There's a reason why That's why she's with me I'm coming to get you She's a day tripper I'd really like you for anything But you're still out there You're still out there I'm waiting for my chance to talk to you again But if there's no problem, I don't want to talk about anything Cause then my momma's not here It's never been easy She's a day tripper one way
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Fister Roboto posted:Now, this is a story all about how
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quote:What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life and you call a job. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and wait what (i only input the bold part)
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Fister Roboto posted:wait what Uh...whoa. quote:What the gently caress did you just loving say about me, you little bitch? And what were you thinking? That I couldn't take it? That I couldn't take your cock in my mouth? That you could take it in your loving dead on loving bitch hole? That you needed it badly, you little bitch? You're practically begging for my cum...you know you are...you loving horrible, you know that? You think I'd let you finish jerking off in my warm, tight oval office? That you thought I'd just let you lay there and enjoy it while you had me pinned to the floor cowering? Thinking those disgusting thoughts only brought you closer to climax, didn't it? So close...So loving... [SFX: She jerks him up, then lets him go, then begins again] [sigh] Mmm...this was...this was such a surprise, didn't it? I can't even begin to tell you how much I wish you'd let me cum, but you wouldn't, would you? Would you even care? You couldn't, could you? You
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quote:Along the shore the cloud waves break, so from this info, I can place Carcosa's location to be somewhere around Baja California.
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This is my new favorite one so far: Skeletons! This was a surprise. I've seen them at my daughter's birthday parties. The new ones are so different than the old ones. The old ones were huge and full-boned. The new ones are small, with one big claw on the top half of the face and the front half of the body. I like them a hundred percent. I love the fact that they have little feet instead of arms. And if I look carefully, these skeletons are shaped like a claw - the same one that you see in the movies of Dr. Claw (not my favorite). I love the claw-like bones, and the fact that they've got very little space between them. These skeletons are actually pretty big, so a lot of bones need to be filled with blood to make a big claw look really huge. I can't believe I live in Michigan and they're still alive. I have to find the claw bone, so I'll continue to search. Also, the claws are not just for hunting though.
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Fister Roboto posted:wait what I assume enough people have posted the exact copy of that text on the Internet that the network has an entire brain region dedicated to it
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Phanatic posted:Uh...whoa. That's dirty! Anal sex is safest when ursine is on hand. (2, 3) The average male may masturbate to the point of death and have a good sense of self worth. His dick should be an open sore that needs to be rubbed. He shouldn't be worried about his anal hair sticking out. (2) When she is in heat, women rarely go into deep throating sessions. She is likely to start after the sex is over. She doesn't need to get her clitoris stretched out and hard for that. She wants to go to town with her man on the cock. She is very much looking forward to her pleasure and she has a good sense of self worth! (1) While women are having a sex session they get ready for a shower. They make it a point to cover their face and neck with towel and their hair is combed and tied into a braided bun. (4) Edit: PS: Ben Shapiro is a monstrous, ugly piece of poo poo that is a cancer to America. He's a disgusting, sick, sad piece of poo poo that needs to be removed from reality. He's disgusting, sick, sad. He's disgusting, sick, sad. He's disgusting, sick, sad. He's disgusting, sick, sad. And it's on the side of the house, too. But because he's a fascist, we can't just leave him alone. I'm going to take on Trump, and I'm going to take out his loving son." Brawnfire has a new favorite as of 02:53 on May 10, 2019 |
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*Zizek voice* I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. It's that little thing in your chest. What if the boobies are the ultimate sexual sensation? Do you know what I think about those girls? They know! It's no surprise they know. They have it. I've never met a woman who does not know. That's why in my mind as an eroticist, I try to find it where none was there before, and in my mind as an artist, I have my own unique way of looking at this. [Crazy laughter] I am a sexy artist. Why do I call myself sexy? Because I am very well acquainted with all these wonderful ladies who have their boobies and I can't get enough of them! I like this idea, this whole idea that we are all sexual creatures, and that we can all have sexual desires, but that we also have a body that doesn't lie. What is a body that does not lie? Do you know what? Well, as we know, breasts are pretty much the most erotic part of a man
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The last few pages have been wild. The kind of thing that makes you grin and chuckle and you cannot stop yourself from doing it. And you couldn't tell anyone "what's so funny?" because this is beyond bizarre.
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Phanatic posted:Uh...whoa. This bot knows how to make straight-turned-gay porn scripts
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Friend posted:I may have gotten carried away with the cast in my Star Wars fanfic why is everyone sleeping on this? shame on yall
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Krankenstyle posted:why is everyone sleeping on this? shame on yall Holy gently caress, I didn't even realize that was a gif. Yeah, you're right!
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A SCP that's a booby trap for researchersquote:SCP-XXXX
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Batman posted:
We are all Batman on this blessed day!
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I think I broke it. Subway spiderman dance off turns deadly. ????? ????? ???????? ????????????? ?.? ????? ?? ?? ??? ?. ? ? ? ?? ?? ??? ? ?. ? ? ?? ?? ?? ??? ?? ? ?. ? ?? ?? ?? ??? 0 ?? ?? ?? ?? ??? !?? ????? ??? ?? ? ?? ?? ?? ? ??. ? ?? ?? ?? ?? ? ?? ? ??. ? ?? ?? ?? ?? ? ?? ?? ?? ? ??. ? ?? ?? ?? ?? ? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And the earth was waste and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep: and the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day. And there was evening and there was morning, the fourth day. And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: so that the waters which were under the firmament were milk and honeycomb; and the waters which were above the firmament were food for cattle and... Started off pretty good, then... kinda lost the plot. Also, couldn't finish it. Edit: To continue the blasphemy... In the name of God, the Almighty, the Merciful. Praise be to God, the Lord of the worlds. The Almighty, the Merciful. Sovereign of the Day of Judgment. You alone we serve, and You alone we seek for help. Guide us to the straight path. The path of those whom You have blessed, not those who have incurred the wrath, nor the misguided. O believers! As for Your righteous decree: "If You forgive the sinners and bring the righteous to trial, they are not the losers; " (Isn't Allah with Whom to forgive?") I believe that everything you do in the world is lawful and that you will always be on guard against evil. You shall never have a fear of death. Indeed, Allah alone is Majestic and Majestic at the end of days. And so we warn you of the evil days that are coming upon you in this world, and in the Hereafter. O Allah, Your Mercy is great, and your Blessings are as the leaves of a tree whose fruits, if you will be Samovar has a new favorite as of 05:19 on May 10, 2019 |
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I have no way to explain why I find these so hilarious. Wario cant see him own dick. But that isn't important here. Wario, you see, doesn't see your dick as something that can only be seen. Wario does not know what you want, and he doesn't care. He has had your penis for a very long time and would love to find out anyway. So, if we talk about how you're supposed to have seen Wario's dick, we're talking about how to get closer to that goal. But the question isn't, can you get there? the question is, How can you move closer to it? How do you actually get closer to it? How do you get closer to it without actually seeing it? To get closer, you need "what" to move closer to. Get close to the "what"
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We got the guillotine We got the guillotine, you better run. (sing-song) We're here because we have a right to protect And for that we get the guillotine. (chorus) We got the guillotine, you better run, we're here. Songs: This is what we were born to do Music: This is what we were born to do we got some fuckin big words here, this is what we were born to do We got everything here, we got everything to do And it's only when we come here There's nothing we don't do, we got a loving great time That's what you guys say when you're going on tour, If you're out here, you've got your own lives, We just live off touring It's just going to keep going on, But I don't know if you knew, that I'm good at getting All the girls on the phone and just, we know that, if we were on tour Well, what would we say? That this was the last year of it? That we got rid of the bad ones and we got rid of the good ones, 'Cause they all came over to our home, they went to school The best years and we know they're gone from here on out And I'll tell you how many boys they had in our lives And it doesn't do much either if we didn't have the balls To actually listen to all of them And you know what? It's a bitch in my book. 'Cause when we go down all the places he'll take us We ain't going to change the world for nothing But when you hear 'round that time my man we've been through it all There's no more room for error When you come to the end of your rope And the only thing we got left to do 'Cause when I wake up and fall down there's nothing left to do [Written by Richard Harris and David Mack (aka J.R.) / Remastered by William Rees]
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Loomer posted:We got the guillotine It's the motherfuckin Coup With Boots Richard Harris David Mack (aka J.R.) and me, William Rees the Funkstress
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This thing actually makes some pretty plausible Coup lyrics. "Get down, get down, get down It's almost 10 o'clock, see, I gotta ball of lint for property So I slip my beanie on sloppily And promenade out to take up a collection of all of Your favorite things, my favorite things, mine You make me want to turn my nose up I'm so sick and tired of this loving hot and sticky, I really am I hate the way the world works But then I know I'm not alone My footsteps echo in the darkness My teeth clenched tight like a fist in the cold sharp mist I look down and I hear my stomach growling In the darkness I see things I don't know about What is left of my eyes I am still able to see my body I've been searching for the last month But my search ended in regret The darkness keeps us all in the dark It makes us think nothing matters We can't go out at night When the night is dark we sit staring at what lies And we wonder if we even believe We don't know our future Our eyes are still a bit wide open, but it seems they are still open to the light It makes us wonder if you ever truly care But if you do see the light you never smile, don't you know that You never take a step away from your own fears It makes us wonder how long We can keep the fear for so long And what would we do without it all? What would we do with the fear? We could."
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e: "It's called Foot and Tooth, and we have been looking for it all day." has me rolling oh my god Mister Olympus has a new favorite as of 08:36 on May 10, 2019 |
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