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Elfgames
Sep 11, 2011

Fun Shoe
is it really that expensive to build a guillotine? i need some numbers.

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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

It's probably the labor costs because it will be built by union workers that get a pension and healthcare.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Mu Zeta posted:

It's probably the labor costs because it will be built by union workers that get a pension and healthcare.

A lot of metal goes into making the blade too, they need to be heavy to make sure it does the job.

Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

jobson groeth posted:

A lot of metal goes into making the blade too, they need to be heavy to make sure it does the job.

And you want the finest hand-forged blade so it doesn't get worn too quickly by all those cervical bones.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


It's a precision machine, not some DIY backyard trellis!

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Don't forget that you need properly aligned shafts, or the blade might catch on the way down.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Elfface posted:

Don't forget that you need properly aligned shafts, or the blade might catch on the way down.

That's why I'm paying a union carpenter.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
We should build some in public parks, for community use

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Sir Lemming posted:

Something about the phrase "the latest hits" just screams "old guy in a suit"

Like that leaked email about Spider-Man movie suggestions

Quoting myself because this is along the same lines:

Natty Light seeks summer interns to manufacture "fire viral content" and "sick swag"

quote:


  • Create fire viral content across all Natural Light Social Channels
  • Design some sick swag that gives consumers all the feels
  • Guerilla Marketing. If you have to ask, you can’t handle it.
  • Complete weekly vlog documenting the awesomeness on Twitter/Instagram/Facebook
  • Basic math, computer, & meme making skills
  • Just be cool

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


The person who wrote this should be thrown off a building

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
I'm kicking myself for not getting a screenshot at the time, but when I was job hunting I found a posting for a printing warehouse near me. The job title was "Rockstar Binding Press Operator."

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

The comments led me to this. Did it get posted here at the time and I just missed it?

https://twitter.com/DavidTamarkin/status/1105188485328179201

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Nah.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

jojoinnit posted:

The comments led me to this. Did it get posted here at the time and I just missed it?

https://twitter.com/DavidTamarkin/status/1105188485328179201

https://twitter.com/NYSLabor/status/1105831573419712513

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/pandamoanimum/status/1127182043635421186?s=21

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
I seriously doubt that lid is waterproof.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Not a hole Keisha, a valve.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

HerStuddMuffin posted:

I seriously doubt that lid is waterproof.

Note they pour a small amount of water in and carefully barely-half tip the mug to show how incredibly waterproof it is, how could you doubt evidence like that?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/tashoo22/status/1130227121253683201?s=21

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
https://twitter.com/waub/status/1129224411754766337

https://twitter.com/waub/status/1130162500144697346


Oh man, that response says it all.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

So does this mean I can create a pourable buckwheat pancake mix and call it Bukkake and sheepishly joke about customers not getting it all over their face?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Bukkake was/is a style of saucing food. The sex act takes after it.

E. I'm pretty sure purveyors of bukkake have already been making the jokes

Greblin
Mar 12, 2008

zedprime posted:

Bukkake was/is a style of saucing food. The sex act takes after it.

E. I'm pretty sure purveyors of bukkake have already been making the jokes

Yep, pretty much all the restaurants around the tourist spots in Japan now have signs in big writing stating that they serve bukkake.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I'm in the US and this is at a local udon place. They don't really make a big deal out of it though.




Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Mu Zeta posted:

I'm in the US and this is at a local udon place. They don't really make a big deal out of it though.






Hot or cold!

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
These noodles seem pretty limp, not sure you can get a good bukkake outta those

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

HenryEx posted:

These noodles seem pretty limp, not sure you can get a good bukkake outta those

Not with that attitude.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

That is some excellent marketing because I really want udon now. Yes, even the number 4.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

That is some excellent marketing because I really want udon now. Yes, even the number 4.

I'll give you the number 4 :heysexy:

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
We already have bukkake at home.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Volcott posted:

We already have bukkake at home.

Don’t give me that poo poo, it’s not the same when it’s reheated.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010





Soysaucebeast
Mar 4, 2008




DELICIOUS SERVED!

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

My whole family will love :buddy:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

And honestly I'm less concerned about that kid's face than his hosed up nightmare fingers.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
The kid reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBWRHUVH3Z4

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
See, I went for a different super-villain...



He just needs to grow his shoulders some more.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Young Albert Wesker enjoys his cereal while imagining complete... global... saturation.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Young Albert Wesker enjoys his cereal while imagining complete... global... saturation.

I know the perfect tune to promote the product

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Kid looks like a Dishonored character

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