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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

finally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZA2gbUz77U

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EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

Behind the scenesEdit
The Gungans first appeared in the 1999 film Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace, the first installment of the Star Wars prequel trilogy.[4]

Originally, the Gungans were meant to be wiped out along with Otoh Gunga prior to the Battle of Naboo, and therefore, they didn't participate in the battle, as seen in early storyboards of the film. As genocide was judged to be too dark for the film, thus, the story was adjusted.[22]

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


RaySmuckles posted:

jar jar, but he smokes "space weed"

You rang?

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

EmbryoSteve posted:

Behind the scenesEdit
The Gungans first appeared in the 1999 film Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace, the first installment of the Star Wars prequel trilogy.[4]

Originally, the Gungans were meant to be wiped out along with Otoh Gunga prior to the Battle of Naboo, and therefore, they didn't participate in the battle, as seen in early storyboards of the film. As genocide was judged to be too dark for the film, thus, the story was adjusted.[22]
every chance for redemption really was turned down.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

EmbryoSteve posted:

Behind the scenesEdit
The Gungans first appeared in the 1999 film Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace, the first installment of the Star Wars prequel trilogy.[4]

Originally, the Gungans were meant to be wiped out along with Otoh Gunga prior to the Battle of Naboo, and therefore, they didn't participate in the battle, as seen in early storyboards of the film. As genocide was judged to be too dark for the film, thus, the story was adjusted.[22]

Every time george lucas has a good idea he later does the opposite

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

:chanpop: :chanpop: :chanpop:

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

life comes at you fast

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




:vince:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

dont doxx me

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!


I know that no one’s ever really gone, but maybe we can make an exception for this horror?

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008


episode 9 looking good

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Watto is the key to all of this

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Communist Walrus posted:

Watto is the key to all of this

He's a Jewier character than we've ever had

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Jewbacca

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


I think I might have gone too fast in some places.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
It's pretty nice how the entire internet has decided that got season 8 is terrible. Yknow, remembering that making fun of a fictional program is something allowed to do that doesn't determine your entire being, unlike some sacred brands where trying to mention how lovely it's gotten gets you called things like "so mean-spirited" or "cryptofash" or "your a Russian agent, I'm calling the FBI!"

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Hemingway To Go! posted:

It's pretty nice how the entire internet has decided that got season 8 is terrible.

Is this actually the case?

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
uh season 8 is likely terrible because the conclusion to the series was always destined to be terrible

disclaimer: i don't watch the show, but i did read the books

the reason his books took off in the first place was because they're an anti-narrative. they intentionally turn the opposite direction from most narratives at every major opportunity, leading to a fresh, surprising, and wild ride.

but the problem is making all those twists just for twists' sake and scrambling things up as crazy as possible makes it incredibly challenging to have a satisfying, meaningful conclusion because the story's direction is already arbitrarily taken in random directions

basically what i'm saying is, the whole point of the series is events like the conclusion to book 1, the red wedding, and the conclusion to book 5. those shocking, unanticipated twists are what asoiaf is all about.

i remember finishing book 5 and one of my first thoughts was "there's no loving way this dude is going to meaningfully conclude all of this bullshit in 2 books unless he just starts genociding characters and story lines with unrepentant fervor." and it could only be in a way that was tremendously unsatisfying and uninteresting because to conclude the series he would have to finally go against his method of turning away from traditional methods of storytelling and lean heavily into played-out, stereotypical conclusion tropes. its just something the style of the series could never do successfully.

anyway, i hope that's all coming true cuz i ain't watching that garbo show

RaySmuckles fucked around with this message at 16:49 on May 13, 2019

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Honestly, Game of Thrones fever reminds me of Lost. People got so hyped on the show that it's impossible to reach an end that will satisfy. It's also made worse because they had a plan to follow in the beginning, but now that they've run out of GRRM books to follow, they're bullshitting their way to the end. Just like with Lost. And Star Wars.

Lol

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Bogus Adventure posted:

Honestly, Game of Thrones fever reminds me of Lost. People got so hyped on the show that it's impossible to reach an end that will satisfy. It's also made worse because they had a plan to follow in the beginning, but now that they've run out of GRRM books to follow, they're bullshitting their way to the end. Just like with Lost. And Star Wars.

Lol

mass effect too lol

basically lol if you think your extended-run series owned by a corporate entity the only goal of which is to make money will end properly, because anyone with any vision or connection to the original idea has long since been shuffled off the team or fired to save money

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



RaySmuckles posted:

anyway, i hope that's all coming true cuz i ain't watching that garbo show

I haven't read the books but I have watched a *single* episode (the red wedding lol) and will validate you by saying yes it was garbo


Bogus Adventure posted:

Honestly, Game of Thrones fever reminds me of Lost.

This is spot on.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

The White Dragon posted:

mass effect too lol

don't remind me

still bums me out. 2 was one of my favorite games of all time. the excitement and promise of trying out all the possibilities to see how they would play out in 3 was so hopelessly dashed by that trash game.

RaySmuckles fucked around with this message at 21:02 on May 13, 2019

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
I recently replayed 1 and 2 and it made me kind of sad. 2 isn’t a bad game but I felt, then and even more so now, that it was running off 1’s fumes. 1 has enormous problems as a game and feels like it needed another year of work, but it has a brilliant scope and energy to it that makes me put up with and even revel in its shittiness. In comparison 2 is like the most finely polished turd of all time, all the character of the first game has been streamlined away and replaced with something far less frustrating but also far less interesting. After I ran through it a couple times I never felt any urge to buy or play 3 and I probably never will.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
3 is really bad. You think it's going to be a badass defense of the earth but, no, you have to gather your allies .... Again...

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

skasion posted:

I recently replayed 1 and 2 and it made me kind of sad. 2 isn’t a bad game but I felt, then and even more so now, that it was running off 1’s fumes. 1 has enormous problems as a game and feels like it needed another year of work, but it has a brilliant scope and energy to it that makes me put up with and even revel in its shittiness. In comparison 2 is like the most finely polished turd of all time, all the character of the first game has been streamlined away and replaced with something far less frustrating but also far less interesting. After I ran through it a couple times I never felt any urge to buy or play 3 and I probably never will.

i think the gameplay in 2 on the highest difficulty setting (insanity) is just about perfect with an xbox 360 controller. its pretty tactical and you pretty much have to use your whole squad and array of powers correctly to survive encounters.

the game had great immersive features too like robots getting shot apart, shooting different parts of the body and different ammo types all having modeled reactions, different powers logically working better against certain defenses, different enemy types with different strengths/weaknesses, variety in merc enemy types based on defenses, races, offensive tactics, and specialist units, etc. it made combat really thrilling and higher difficulties made the fights last long enough to take it all in.

the writing is very...tv quality let's say, but that works for the episodic nature of the game. the characters are generally pretty archetypical, yes, but i found them to be mostly tremendously like-able. for me it was cheesy with a heart of gold and serious enough when it wanted to be which in combination with the promise of branching consequences made the game endlessly replayable for me.

once again, the best description i can think of for that game is "episodic tv show"

Glenn Quebec posted:

3 is really bad. You think it's going to be a badass defense of the earth but, no, you have to gather your allies .... Again...

i actually hated the whole "earth premise" in the first place. you never go to earth in the previous games; it's a total afterthought which is almost the point of the genre. we have no connection to it. most of my characters weren't even from there. so it struck me as hollow and lame that it became the main focus for 3. it really felt like a marketing decision aimed at new players instead of a logical progression of the story. they needed a hook to make the conclusion accessible so they went with something even new players would be familiar with: earth.

then of course you spend hours, days, weeks, months going all over the galaxy while earth is being torn to shreds which just made the pacing feel so strange. that was one of the nicest things about the previous two games: the pacing. you were out adventuring and could take your time (mostly) doing whatever you wanted and that fit the nature of the game. 3 just always felt stupid and wrong to me.

RaySmuckles fucked around with this message at 04:27 on May 14, 2019

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

skasion posted:

I recently replayed 1 and 2 and it made me kind of sad. 2 isn’t a bad game but I felt, then and even more so now, that it was running off 1’s fumes. 1 has enormous problems as a game and feels like it needed another year of work, but it has a brilliant scope and energy to it that makes me put up with and even revel in its shittiness. In comparison 2 is like the most finely polished turd of all time, all the character of the first game has been streamlined away and replaced with something far less frustrating but also far less interesting. After I ran through it a couple times I never felt any urge to buy or play 3 and I probably never will.

i know people hate on the mako but rapid fire tapping the jets and bouncing around on every planet like u have tricked out hydraulics was the best

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

skasion posted:

I recently replayed 1 and 2 and it made me kind of sad. 2 isn’t a bad game but I felt, then and even more so now, that it was running off 1’s fumes. 1 has enormous problems as a game and feels like it needed another year of work, but it has a brilliant scope and energy to it that makes me put up with and even revel in its shittiness. In comparison 2 is like the most finely polished turd of all time, all the character of the first game has been streamlined away and replaced with something far less frustrating but also far less interesting. After I ran through it a couple times I never felt any urge to buy or play 3 and I probably never will.

totally with you here.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Glenn Quebec posted:

3 is really bad. You think it's going to be a badass defense of the earth but, no, you have to gather your allies .... Again...
Not only that, it just kind of tosses away a central threat to the damned cthulhu squids -- just being around them or a piece of them makes you a weird zombieperson serving their will.

The idea that the weapon you're building is, like, an iterative last gasp of countless prior cycles is pretty sweet as well and it just becomes another control method thanks to StarBrat there.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

mass effect 1 was like a new star trek show with an interesting world and a great soundtrack but no amount of alien space loving can fix the sequels

also driving around on empty desolate worlds was the best part aint nothing in space but boring rocks and some tin can shelters all these colonists keep plopping down everywhere

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Tiberius Christ posted:

mass effect 1 was like a new star trek show with an interesting world and a great soundtrack but no amount of alien space loving can fix the sequels

also driving around on empty desolate worlds was the best part aint nothing in space but boring rocks and some tin can shelters all these colonists keep plopping down everywhere

I wished finding all those collection quest items would have gave you some kind of unique codex entries talking about the stuff you are getting, would have felt a little more rewarding than getting more space allowance payments for each one.

Agreed on all points though, rolling over a geth tank and parking the mako on it's ragdolling body then jumping out like commandos was fun.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Let robots write a star war

quote:

STAR WARS
EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE
It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.
However, they have also defeated their allies the Yuuzhan Vong! The war has been won and the Empire has lost their last hope to prevent the Yuuzhan Vong from exterminating its own people. In the aftermath, they are forced to surrender their starships, but they were not prepared for the arrival of The New Republic, who has landed in the galactic capital and is poised to unleash the fury of the Dark Side. In a final fight, they must rely on each other for survival.
The Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill) and Clone Commander Cody (Andy Serkis), along with the Yuuzhan Vong Lord Zsinj (Karen Gillan), are among their survivors. Meanwhile Admiral Piett (John Boyega) is on his knees on a Death Star, pleading for the lives of all of his people. Meanwhile, Boba Fett (voiced by Adam

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

quote:

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

You bet. If you heard it, you'd know that, even though I don't actually play him, he's got one of the weakest moves in the game, which means that, if he gets hit by a melee, his shield can last longer than the opponent's if he blocks.

As far as fighting, I was once asked to come to a party and play PVP in my room—I wasn't on the couch at the time—it's something I did once a month. PVP isn't something new to me, actually. Since 2004, I've put away my controller or keyboard, and spent thousands of hours playing other games. But there's no PVP I enjoy more than PVE, the thing where you go out into the real world and kill other players. It's much more fun for me, actually, because I can see myself being a badass in the far reaches of that game—I'm the hero and everyone else is cowards or the villains.

:hmmyes:

wait what

quote:

But there's no PVP I enjoy more than PVE, the thing where you go out into the real world and kill other players.
:yikes:

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Bogus Adventure posted:

Honestly, Game of Thrones fever reminds me of Lost. People got so hyped on the show that it's impossible to reach an end that will satisfy.

Lost had one good season, then one decent season, and then four seasons of slow dreadful decline but everyone stuck around just to see if there was going to be some kind of "explanation", which they finally sort of did and turned out to be a very obvious idea that the writers had already publicly denied repeatedly, like three seasons earlier. it wasnt just that the ending was bad it was kind of like we all knew the writers were digging themselves into a hole for four seasons and people kept watching just to see if they could get out of it.

im not much of a GoT fan but it definitely sustained its quality for longer

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Earwicker posted:

Lost had one good season, then one decent season, and then four seasons of slow dreadful decline but everyone stuck around just to see if there was going to be some kind of "explanation", which they finally sort of did and turned out to be a very obvious idea that the writers had already publicly denied repeatedly, like three seasons earlier

im not much of a GoT fan but it definitely sustained its quality for longer

I haven’t watched it in a while but I recall it completely going off the rails in the last few seasons. Still not sure what happened or what the point was. :shrug:

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Kuato posted:

I haven’t watched it in a while but I recall it completely going off the rails in the last few seasons. Still not sure what happened or what the point was. :shrug:

basically they were all dead. it was purgatory.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Earwicker posted:

basically they were all dead. it was purgatory.

Oh god, now you've done it.

All the fans are going to come reeeee'ing out of the woodwork to explain why this isn't true at all, for reasons.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Oh god, now you've done it.

All the fans are going to come reeeee'ing out of the woodwork to explain why this isn't true at all, for reasons.

I googled it, and yeah, this interpretation is very contentious.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Kuato posted:

I haven’t watched it in a while but I recall it completely going off the rails in the last few seasons. Still not sure what happened or what the point was. :shrug:

I personally loved the fact that it went off the rails, that was a big draw for me. The crazier it got the more I liked it. I have the blu-ray set and it's gorgeous to watch, thinking about going through it again.

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

The only one I actively disliked was S6, but as soon as the time travel started I had a bad feeling.

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