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Dongicus posted:your brain is poisoned hell yeah. esperterra posted:Like how do you not find poo poo like this funny: God drat that dude is crazy. Fakes a friendship for a year just to spoil a movie.
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I’m convinced bran is blood raven but the show will not set it up correctly. Like even the leak makes sense if that’s what’s happening, but they haven’t built up the 3 eyed raven as a Targaryen bastard in this oneMike N Eich posted:Remember when GRRM begged the showrunners to put the show on hiatus so he could finish the books and let the books catch up? And we all laughed at him? There are like 300 people working on this show under contract that probably wanted to get on with their lives Would explain this last season at least
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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:I’m convinced bran is blood raven One of us is very confused right now and I honestly don’t know who it is
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clown shoes posted:Play with her rear end.
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Martin would have done better, made more money, and bought himself a lot more time if he had sold the film rights to Warner Bros.
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ruddiger posted:The tournament from S1 that Robert throws is supposed to attract thousands, but it was before they had the budget for cgi crowds, so they stuck like 30 people on a stadium bench and called it a day. This is the thing I complained about at the time but goddamn I'd rather have this than the horrible cgi armies.
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:One of us is very confused right now and I honestly don’t know who it is Bloodraven Brynden Rivers the targ bastard who becomes the 3 eyed raven. I’m convinced he is bran, not that bran is “the raven” or whatever. Like it’s straight up him. It would explain why “bran” mentions Daeron’s wheelchair and said “I liked that one”, it would explain why he told Jon his parentage (Brynden was on the side of the legit Targs when the bastard rebellion happened) He got them to kill the night king for him because for some reason the night king really hates him. Then he’ll get them to kill each other. He was warging right as the night king was next to him and based on the hodor stuff was very possibly changing something in the past to make sure the events play out the way they did That’s why “bran” ends on the throne. I do actually think the show will gently caress that part up and put him on the throne for totally unrelated reasons like “they forgot about that whole thing”
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Or maybe even the show runners think ending the whole series on “it was a time travel paradox” is way too lovely. Other stuff: the night king is mentioned by old nan as being a Stark, possibly named Bran bran stark the builder builds the wall to keep out the night king With all the time travel bullshit bran gets trapped in the past, tries to stop Bloodraven in the future setting events in motion
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Just to clarify, are you saying bloodraven is infecting bran like a mind parasite to take over his body with jojen paste or that he’s always been controlling bran bc I just read it as the second and if that’s it I’m gonna need a little more than what you gave me but if it’s the first one yeah reading is hard and I’m bad at it
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I still ill like to think they ate jojen off screen on the show tbh even though that’s a contentious book theory for some
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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:Or maybe even the show runners think ending the whole series on “it was a time travel paradox” is way too lovely. Brandon Stark was the 13th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. He fell in love w/ a female Other and they ruled from one of the castles along the wall, 'til another Brandon Stark came along and teamed up with the wildlings to get his rear end e: him being 13th lord commander was why ppl kept theorizing back when the NK was introduced on the show about why does he have exactly 12 walker generals or some poo poo making him the 13th one, it was dumb iirc e2: he's also called the Night's King in the books and not the Night King but that doesn't matter on a show where they forgot Gendry would be a Waters if he had a last name and not a Rivers, and in fact I believe introduced himself as Gendry Waters to Jon last season lmao
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Ok you kind of clarified a little more and I think I’ve read this theory and the whole hodor thing in the show kind of lends it some weight I guess but it’s still weird and confusing
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I don't understand how anybody can think of jojen paste as anything other than a kickass and true theory
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romanowski posted:I don't understand how anybody can think of jojen paste as anything other than a kickass and true theory me neither friend, the world is a vampire
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romanowski posted:I don't understand how anybody can think of jojen paste as anything other than a kickass and true theory
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Bolt-On and D+D=T are canon imo.
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Huh, what if the "Bells ringing makes her go nuts" is referring to Cersei? That evil nun rang a bell during the walk of shame and that was not exactly a fun experience for Cersei.
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Zedd posted:D+D=T {is} canon imo. agreed but I had to google it bc even though I know its a title I still kind of mentally parse his first name as "Kahl" and I'm nowhere near dignified to pretend I wouldn't name a child "Carl" with drogo for a middle name if any woman in the world were mentally ill enough to let me
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if I ever shitpost more than is welcome in here please know that its only because the only other thread people still seem interested in talking about dumb book theories in 2019 is in gbs. I love the Bad Thread but those poor souls are just.... gone
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clown shoes posted:Play with her rear end. It's a bit of a shame that I miss Aiden Gillen and his ever-changing accent but those were better days Chaos is a ladder
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never heard of D+D=T before so I had to look it up but I gotta say it's extremely true
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:if I ever shitpost more than is welcome in here please know that its only because the only other thread people still seem interested in talking about dumb book theories in 2019 is in gbs. I love the Bad Thread but those poor souls are just.... gone I really need to catch up on the GBS thread, but even as Bad Thread denizen the 3 GoT threads I'm juggling right now are far too much !!!
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romanowski posted:never heard of D+D=T before so I had to look it up but I gotta say it's extremely true I hope Jaime kills Cersei by pulling a DDT off the turnbuckle
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esperterra posted:I really need to catch up on the GBS thread, but even as Bad Thread denizen the 3 GoT threads I'm juggling right now are far too much !!! I barely ever post in the bad thread but I still lurk and almost every day I'm tempted to just post "remember to practice self-care everyone", its an almost TCC level of being concerned for these internet strangers welfare except its these books instead of home made meth
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I barely ever post in the bad thread but I still lurk and almost every day I'm tempted to just post "remember to practice self-care everyone", its an almost TCC level of being concerned for these internet strangers welfare except its these books instead of home made meth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLi4n4iXY-A
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The book barn people are intolerably deranged and emotionally damaged beyond repair. so much so that the only effective and humane medical treatment would be to guillotiene them with printouts of their own posts.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:It’s never been about it being a fair fight. It’s always been about not burning KL down while winning. that's why them framing it as Cersei has a chance is so stupid. it's not believable in the least
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Ginette Reno posted:that's why them framing it as Cersei has a chance is so stupid. it's not believable in the least Cersei is gonna blow King's Landing up with wildfire because she's loving nuts. The catch is she's gonna do it to make it look like Dany's fault.
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:It's a bit of a shame that I miss Aiden Gillen and his ever-changing accent but those were better days Sjhansha Sthark
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With the ending we are probably getting I would literally settle for Warhammer 40k Space Marines showing up carrying Danny McBride to the Iron Throne so he can declare he is making a new Eastbound and Down.
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romanowski posted:never heard of D+D=T before so I had to look it up but I gotta say it's extremely true
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Admiral Ray posted:Huh, what if the "Bells ringing makes her go nuts" is referring to Cersei? That evil nun rang a bell during the walk of shame and that was not exactly a fun experience for Cersei. I’ve kind of assumed the spoilers are at least in essence are true and this is absolutely the least stupid way it plays out so I hope so
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Scooter_McCabe posted:With the ending we are probably getting I would literally settle for Warhammer 40k Space Marines showing up carrying Danny McBride to the Iron Throne so he can declare he is making a new Eastbound and Down. lol that the 40k crossover fanfic some goon wrote ended up having far more satisfying endings to most characters' arcs than the show
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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:Bloodraven Brynden Rivers the targ bastard who becomes the 3 eyed raven. I’m convinced he is bran, not that bran is “the raven” or whatever. Like it’s straight up him. It would explain why “bran” mentions Daeron’s wheelchair and said “I liked that one”, it would explain why he told Jon his parentage (Brynden was on the side of the legit Targs when the bastard rebellion happened)  There are two episodes left and the writers are idiots and incompetent. This is not gonna happen. Always remember the motto of the show: "everything is exactly as dumb as it appears. there is nothing else going on"
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Opferwurst posted:
Nah we’re just having a book jerk based off of the spoiler about bran on the throne, they’re not actually saying they’re going to cram all that into the remaining episodes somewhere
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Do we even know about Bloodraven in the show? I don't remember him at all. I did read the books but I haven't read them since 8 years ago, so I don't remember a lot of details. Even the stupidest plot points in the show have at least been based around established characters and things in their history and not just "oh you see there was this guy we didn't tell you about ... and it's been him all along!"
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Nah we don’t get any information in the show about any of the Blackfyre rebellions. I don’t even remember any allusions to it even occurring at any point. As far as we know the dance of the dragons is the only major targ civil shitfight in the show e: theres a show wiki entry on it but the only source is S1E6 and a quick ctrl-f of the page doesn't find anything, but I assume its alluded to somewhere in there so it happened but I'm probably not going to rewatch that episode by itself to figure out what we know about it in the show. Bryndyny Rivers has a wiki page with the same episode so I guess he's around as well but you'd have to watch that episode to find out Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 07:53 on May 10, 2019 |
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