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Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

CIGNX posted:

What's up with the Saudi's? Is there something weird about the F-15SA or are you talking about the pilots?

Presumably it is related to the extreme nepotism that is present in their military as well as general poor training, so they could literally be flying F-22s and I don't think it would make them any more effective.

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thesurlyspringKAA
Jul 8, 2005
The entire saudi military is a complete joke

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

Hauldren Collider posted:

Wait, what? How was that an issue?

Also question. Is the typhoon more capable than an f-15?

This is like when my dad emailed over the weekend to ask if an Apache was better than a Cobra.

Why couldn’t he just ask which was better between Blue Thunder and Airwolf. (Airwolf, obvs)

Surprise Giraffe
Apr 30, 2007
1 Lunar Road
Moon crater
The Moon

Godholio posted:

You've got air superiority, interception, CAS, SEAD, long-range strike (which goes by a bunch of names), defensive counterair (DCA), naval strike (again, several names), self-escort strike, etc.

An F-15C is going to be pretty much better at just about everything air-to-air related. And most ground attack F-15 variants are going to be as good or better at the ground stuff. Being a significantly larger and more powerful aircraft has some noticeable advantages. The F-16 is a much better comparison for the Typhoon...but in my opinion the Typhoon isn't nearly good enough for the price tag.


Yeah we had that conversation monthly.

How come? Whats so poo poo about the eurofighter besides the cost?

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
Some parts of the Saudi military are reasonably competent (pilots and air defense) mainly because they get most of the resources and attention due to wasta.

Their maneuver forces are wtf bad even by second rate military standards.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

thesurlyspringKAA posted:

The entire saudi military is a complete joke

Someone post the, "Day #1 of Training - Bury your Rifle so you don't have to take part in training" story.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Godholio posted:

Yeah we had that conversation monthly.

I assume it was something along the lines of "we don't have a record of that country, stop kidding around where are these planes registered?"

EvilMerlin
Apr 10, 2018

Meh.

Give it a try...

CIGNX posted:

What's up with the Saudi's? Is there something weird about the F-15SA or are you talking about the pilots?

Having "worked" with the Saudi pilots both in the US and in Saudi... they are almost all ultra-wealthy daddy's boys that think they are the cats meow.

They whine about everything when in training.
They whine about everything when not in training.

They don't pay attention when being given instruction.

They don't want your help.

They don't really care about much of anything other than being able to fly.

EvilMerlin
Apr 10, 2018

Meh.

Give it a try...

Surprise Giraffe posted:

How come? Whats so poo poo about the eurofighter besides the cost?

Right now?

Overall reliability. Avionics are a bit dated for the costs (Tranche 3 and 3a fixes most of these), the engines are really not up to spec with say the F414's or similar...

More or less the entire plane was designed and built fully by committee and it shows.

Its a GOOD plane, its not a GREAT plane. It is most assuredly not a 110+ million dollar plane.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Ug, I guess we know what Canada is getting then :(

Back Hack
Jan 17, 2010


EvilMerlin posted:

Having "worked" with the Saudi pilots both in the US and in Saudi... they are almost all ultra-wealthy daddy's boys that think they are the cats meow.

They whine about everything when in training.
They whine about everything when not in training.

They don't pay attention when being given instruction.

They don't want your help.

They don't really care about much of anything other than being able to fly.

Right, okay, but what about the Saudi Pilots?

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

Neophyte posted:

Brewing tea

Every British fighter since the Spitfire has been fitted with a Boiling Vessel. In terms of crew comfort and therefore long term sustainment, the British fighter will always win.

Alaan
May 24, 2005

Being born a prince does not necessarily make one a good pilot.

Obviously an oversimplification but there is a lot of nepotism in their prestige forces. AF/And recently missiles.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Alaan posted:

Being born a prince does not necessarily make one a good pilot.

And in the past being a prince didn't teach them horsemanship or seamanship but that never stopped them before.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


A pail of boiling water sounds like the last thing you'd want to have in the cockpit of your jet fighter

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

slothrop posted:

Every British fighter since the Spitfire has been fitted with a Boiling Vessel. In terms of crew comfort and therefore long term sustainment, the British fighter will always win.

I thought those were only put in the land vehicles?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Surprise Giraffe posted:

How come? Whats so poo poo about the eurofighter besides the cost?

The Typhoon was designed as an interceptor according to the doctrine and wishes of Germany and the UK (Spain and Italy were a lot less influential). Its objective was to climb high and fast and then shoot down Warsaw Pact fighters crossing the border. The Typhoon is pretty good at what it's meant to do; the problem is that what it's meant to do is no longer relevant. So now they're trying to retrofit it into a fully multirole aircraft, but it still has several drawbacks, that didn't matter in its role as an interceptor but that are important for everything else.

For example, with its intake and gear design, it'll never be able to be a good ground pounder. In particular, it lacks fuselage hardpoints that could be used for an LDP. There's only the ventral hardpoint, because the other fuselage points are profiled for missiles and can't accept anything else than AMRAAMs and Meteors (the Meteor had to have the same diameter as the AMRAAM specifically so that the Typhoon could carry it in these recessed points), so you get in a situation where it's "heavy bomb, drop tank, designation pod: choose one" and that really sucks.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Davin Valkri posted:

I thought those were only put in the land vehicles?

No, you see, pilots have arms and airplanes land, which makes airplanes armored land vehicles.
Of course, by the transitive property of :psyberger: tanks are flying wings as well.

Surprise Giraffe
Apr 30, 2007
1 Lunar Road
Moon crater
The Moon

EvilMerlin posted:

Right now?

Overall reliability. Avionics are a bit dated for the costs (Tranche 3 and 3a fixes most of these), the engines are really not up to spec with say the F414's or similar...

More or less the entire plane was designed and built fully by committee and it shows.

Its a GOOD plane, its not a GREAT plane. It is most assuredly not a 110+ million dollar plane.

Cat Mattress posted:

The Typhoon was designed as an interceptor according to the doctrine and wishes of Germany and the UK (Spain and Italy were a lot less influential). Its objective was to climb high and fast and then shoot down Warsaw Pact fighters crossing the border. The Typhoon is pretty good at what it's meant to do; the problem is that what it's meant to do is no longer relevant. So now they're trying to retrofit it into a fully multirole aircraft, but it still has several drawbacks, that didn't matter in its role as an interceptor but that are important for everything else.

For example, with its intake and gear design, it'll never be able to be a good ground pounder. In particular, it lacks fuselage hardpoints that could be used for an LDP. There's only the ventral hardpoint, because the other fuselage points are profiled for missiles and can't accept anything else than AMRAAMs and Meteors (the Meteor had to have the same diameter as the AMRAAM specifically so that the Typhoon could carry it in these recessed points), so you get in a situation where it's "heavy bomb, drop tank, designation pod: choose one" and that really sucks.

So it sucks at AA vs the f15 because the engine isn't as good is what I'm hearing. That's all I was wondering really

Surprise Giraffe fucked around with this message at 16:46 on May 9, 2019

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Morbid interest question. When the US took flamethrowers out of service after Vietnam, what replaced them in terms of similar utility for situations when a flamethrower would normally be employed?

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Morbid interest question. When the US took flamethrowers out of service after Vietnam, what replaced them in terms of similar utility for situations when a flamethrower would normally be employed?

Cluster munitions and thermobaric/fuel air explosives.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Wikipedia says that we use a rocket launcher now, one that fires rockets filled with a napalm-like substance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M202_FLASH?wprov=sfla1

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Morbid interest question. When the US took flamethrowers out of service after Vietnam, what replaced them in terms of similar utility for situations when a flamethrower would normally be employed?

Nominally the M202 FLASH. Practically, nothing.

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid
Flamethrowers are mostly useful for killing people in enclosed spaces via carbon monoxide poisoning. The property of setting things on fire is not as important. So other weapons like fuel-air bombs (aka thermobarics) that are useful against bunkers and caves and such take their place.

Hauldren Collider
Dec 31, 2012

Godholio posted:

You've got air superiority, interception, CAS, SEAD, long-range strike (which goes by a bunch of names), defensive counterair (DCA), naval strike (again, several names), self-escort strike, etc.

An F-15C is going to be pretty much better at just about everything air-to-air related. And most ground attack F-15 variants are going to be as good or better at the ground stuff. Being a significantly larger and more powerful aircraft has some noticeable advantages. The F-16 is a much better comparison for the Typhoon...but in my opinion the Typhoon isn't nearly good enough for the price tag.


Yeah we had that conversation monthly.

The typhoon is a twin engine jet so it is surprising to me that its peformance would be closer to an F-16. Is it not a mach 2 jet like the eagle?

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Morbid interest question. When the US took flamethrowers out of service after Vietnam, what replaced them in terms of similar utility for situations when a flamethrower would normally be employed?

The M141 (or the SMAW for the marines) is what you use to wreck a bunker. If you just want to light something on fire you can use an incendiary grenade.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
What if I want to smell victory in the morning?

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Hauldren Collider posted:

The typhoon is a twin engine jet so it is surprising to me that its peformance would be closer to an F-16. Is it not a mach 2 jet like the eagle?

The engines in the Typhoon are quite a bit smaller and less powerful than what the F-16 uses. You get two of them though. Together, they make more power than a Viper, but not in the same league as an F-15, Su-27, or F-22.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Back Hack posted:

Right, okay, but what about the Saudi Pilots?

Exactly what I was thinking.

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

aphid_licker posted:

EUS Graf Zeppelin, carrying navalized Eurofighters and a cruiser armament of dual 20cm turrets

I still love how in the original design, a note that said "we should put the cruiser cannons in double (dual) turrets to save weight" transformed into "we should double the number of cruiser cannons and turrets."

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Cat Mattress posted:

The Typhoon was designed as an interceptor according to the doctrine and wishes of Germany and the UK (Spain and Italy were a lot less influential). Its objective was to climb high and fast and then shoot down Warsaw Pact fighters crossing the border. The Typhoon is pretty good at what it's meant to do; the problem is that what it's meant to do is no longer relevant.

Are you sure? This is literally what UK ones spend half their time doing (stopping short of the shooting down bit) whenever Russia feels like playing footsie with UK airspace. Bombing useless dirt doesn't really need its A game by contrast.

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

feedmegin posted:

Are you sure? This is literally what UK ones spend half their time doing (stopping short of the shooting down bit) whenever Russia feels like playing footsie with UK airspace. Bombing useless dirt doesn't really need its A game by contrast.

The tornado is retired so the bombing role is going to...

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

TCD posted:

The tornado is retired so the bombing role is going to...

Well, the obvious answer is, “The F-35A”

Next best is some form of F-15.

I can see why those answers are less than palatable to France, Germany and friends though.

It’s doable but they will have to accept that the per unit cost will be much higher for what will likely be less capability.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Cat Mattress posted:

The Typhoon was designed as an interceptor according to the doctrine and wishes of Germany and the UK (Spain and Italy were a lot less influential). Its objective was to climb high and fast and then shoot down Warsaw Pact fighters crossing the border. The Typhoon is pretty good at what it's meant to do; the problem is that what it's meant to do is no longer relevant.

We send those buggers up to chase off Russian Bears every other bloody week, or at least we were a year ago.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/12/joann-morgan-nasa-apollo-11-interview/

quote:

What were some of the things you were entrusted with as an instrumentation controller?

Well, the guidance computers at the Central Instrumentation Facility, that’s the biggie. The whole lightning-detection and fire-detection systems at the launchpad. The operational communications and television systems. Monitoring the command carrier for any interference, which meant a ship or submarine trying to get on the frequency that we were using to send commands out to the vehicle.

And that had really happened in the past.

Oh, yeah, it happened. On Apollo 8, the Russians were offshore with a trawler and submarine, and they tried interfering with our transfer of command. They would try to block frequencies so we couldn’t give commands to the pad and the capsule. And it continued some on 9 and 10. What we had to do is put different antennas on and direct them differently so we could block them from interfering with our command process.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

CIGNX posted:

What's up with the Saudi's? Is there something weird about the F-15SA or are you talking about the pilots?

Pilots. Probably maintainers, but that's just an assumption.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Surprise Giraffe posted:

So it sucks at AA vs the f15 because the engine isn't as good is what I'm hearing. That's all I was wondering really

You're exaggerating and oversimplifying.

Hauldren Collider posted:

The typhoon is a twin engine jet so it is surprising to me that its peformance would be closer to an F-16. Is it not a mach 2 jet like the eagle?

Maneuverability, range, and probably radar size are going to be more comparable to the F-16. Mach 2 is thirsty business, and tough to maintain in combat.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 02:53 on May 10, 2019

Akion
May 7, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Hey does anyone have the story about some older aircraft dog-fighting a newer one in training and using a Nuclear AA rocket against it? I think it was an F-14 and some older jet, story was told by the pilot or co-pilot.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Akion posted:

Hey does anyone have the story about some older aircraft dog-fighting a newer one in training and using a Nuclear AA rocket against it? I think it was an F-14 and some older jet, story was told by the pilot or co-pilot.

"DARTS vs VIPERS Two Air Defense Interceptor Pilots vs Two Tactical Fighter Pilots By S. Michael Townsend, LTC, USAF (Ret.) “Viper 1, Pierre, Bucko, Genie, FMO, Rafsob” Circa 1984

I was a Captain stationed at Tyndall AFB as an F-106 Instructor. This day my wingman, a fellow Captain and Instructor, and I were scheduled for Dissimilar Air Combat Training (DACT) with two F-16s from Shaw AFB. I was to be the Instructor for the training on the Air Combat Maneuvering Instrumentation Range (ACMI) over the Gulf of Mexico, a highly accurate tracking system that would record all maneuvers in the airspace by the aircraft, score all shots taken and simulate any kills. None of us had ever fought against the other type fighter. Tactical Air Command pilots considered Air Defense pilots a lesser breed.

I started the preflight briefing after introductions with the Lieutenant Colonel (LTC) and his wingman a Lieutenant (LT). The LTC immediately interrupted and informed me that he had no idea why they were scheduled for DACT with aircraft that were far inferior to the F-16 and that it would not be much of a challenge for them resulting in very little effective training. He stated that we should engage with full up all weapons capability for both fighter types even stating that though they only had heaters (heat seeking missiles) and guns he saw no disadvantage for them. I hid the fact that he had pissed us off and verified that he meant for us to use the full weapons capability of the F-106. He replied, of course you can! Obviously he had no idea what we carried between our legs, a clueless state of mind! I smiled as I looked at my wingman while stroking the inside of my thigh; this pecker checker was going to get hammered when the Genie popped up!

I briefed the LTC to take his flight to the farthest most southern point of the airspace and be prepared to attack the coastline that we would defend. We would place ourselves on “Five” (five minute alert) and scramble when we saw him takeoff giving him the advantage of being ready when we arrived. I told him to be sure to look at the F-106 ramp on takeoff to verify that we there on “Five” and this would be important during the debrief. We briefed two engagements followed by join up for 1v1 basic fighter maneuvers (BFM), him versus me and the wingmen against each other.

The fun began as they lifted off and saw us on the edge of the ramp, “communicating”, with a raised finger over two rising moons! We had a hard time getting our crew chiefs to stop laughing so we could launch. A gate (full afterburner) climb to 41,000 feet put us in the airspace in 6 minutes when I called “fight’s on”! I felt sorry for my wingman because he would not get a shot on this first engagement. One minute later I called “Fox 3, KILL, two F-16s north bound at 18,000 feet. Nock- it off, nock-it off, fights over, return to your safe area,” was immediately passed to the Viper pilots. The LTC was so confused that the ground control intercept (GCI) controller had to tell him he had been shot by a “NUC” (Genie nuclear tipped rocket) and that him and his wingman were DEAD so return to your point! I told GCI to inform him that we had one more Genie but that we wouldn’t use it on the next engagement.

Score: Darts 2, Vipers 0

I put my wingman in four mile trail as we began the next engagement from 41,000 feet at 1.2 MACH racing down to their altitude of 18,000 feet, dumb a - - he didn’t even change his altitude to make it harder on us. Since they had face heaters (firing heat seekers in our face), we cooled our jets by retarding the engines to idle power to cool them off and denying the face shot while maintaining supersonic on our downhill slide. They took the bait, the leader rolled out behind me, the wingman behind mine. We had them right where we wanted them! Not even an F-16 can sustain a climb followed by a 9 G turn and roll out 2 miles behind a supersonic target and chase them down so the missile will make the kill. The leader found himself in front of my wingman who easily “Doe popped” him with two missiles while outrunning the F-16 wingman.

Score: Darts 1, Vipers 0

After a fuel check we split for 1v1 BFM. Starting from line abreast each fighter turns 45 degrees away from the other to gain spacing. At the fight’s on call the fighters turn toward each other passing canopy to canopy with no advantage. The knife fight begins in earnest as they turn to gain six o’clock on the other for a guns kill. Hands are helpful in explaining what happens next. Obviously the Viper can out turn a Dart and the LTC was behind me closing for guns! My next maneuver required exact timing or it would turn out all bad. As he closed for the shot I presented him with the infamous “F-106 Barn Door”. This is a frightening experience for anyone who has never seen the Dart act in such an unbelievable aerodynamic manner. Never attempt this maneuver at home as it should only be done by a highly trained and experienced Dart driver! With him captured solidly at my six, in a hard four G turn, closing for the kill, fangs out and dripping, I held the G while applying full opposite rudder. The Dart responds beautifully with an opposite direction roll through the vertical to a full nose down dive where I apply full afterburner and dash for the deck. From the Viper’s cockpit it looked just like someone opened a barn door in his face, nowhere to go and no idea what to do. Suddenly the Dart disappears. His only option was to call nock-it off because he lost sight having never squeezed the trigger. Meanwhile our wingman had to nock-it off because the LT was low on fuel.

Score: Darts 0, Vipers 0

I sent the Vipers home and my wingman and I played for a while. My debriefing was short and sweet. The Fighter pilots had to fly again to get some real training. It went something like this: Know your enemy. Never underestimate your enemy. Never enter a gun fight with a knife. Never engage an enemy when you don’t have a clue. Lose sight lose the fight. Pecker checkers should be well endowed. When the Genie pops up, you’re goanna die! Nothing was ever said about the moons, I believe we “communicated” effectively!

Final Score: Darts 3, Vipers 0 America remained safe from attack!!

S. Michael Townsend, LTC, USAF Ret. “Viper 1, Pierre, Bucko, Genie, FMO, Rafsob”

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wkarma
Jul 16, 2010

Akion posted:

Hey does anyone have the story about some older aircraft dog-fighting a newer one in training and using a Nuclear AA rocket against it? I think it was an F-14 and some older jet, story was told by the pilot or co-pilot.


It was an F-106 vs F-16s.

Here you go! https://www.reddit.com/r/LessCredibleDefence/comments/51hl3m/f106_vs_f16/

wkarma fucked around with this message at 04:49 on May 10, 2019

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