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Lobok posted:"Hmm, plastic surgery, eh? If people suspect that I, Peter Parker am Spider-Man, then how about..." *starts carving his face with a kitchen knife* MJ (shaking Peter): Peter! Peter! Don't pass out this is important... are your abs still okay!?!
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May 11, 2019 15:55
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So MJ just vomited.
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May 11, 2019 16:11
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I think she reverse-vomited, which is a lot worse.
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May 11, 2019 16:15
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Sploonsh and now sploop, is this a Danish comic or something?
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May 11, 2019 16:33
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Did Mysterio account for this, too????
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May 11, 2019 16:47
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No seriously what the gently caress just happened?
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Edit: SPLOOP
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And Lombard disappears into New York City, never to be seen again. Next: Sabertooth? Had he been created yet?
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Knormal posted:Had he been created yet? Actually yeah. I had no idea until now, but he first showed up in 1977 as an Iron Fist villain.
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May 11, 2019 23:30
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 Didnt realize this was NSM's origin story.
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Gosh, Carole! Can't believe you'd stick with a guy who went down on you so easily! Hey, whaddya want to do tonight? My jaw still hurts from before but it'll take more than a little lickin' to keep me from eating out!
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Next: Spider-Man's new foe, Colonel Angus!
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I love that Flash is genuinely bewildered that this pickup technique didn't work.Lobok posted:Gosh, Carole! Can't believe you'd stick with a guy who went down on you so easily! Hey, whaddya want to do tonight? My jaw still hurts from before but it'll take more than a little lickin' to keep me from eating out! Hang on a second, I see what you're doing here... but Peter can't afford to take her out to dinner!
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ImpAtom posted:No seriously what the gently caress just happened? I'm guessing it's a disgruntled restauranteer who has found superheroes fooling around in his dumpster for the fourth time this week, and threw a pot of old pea soup at them to run them off. Also, what the heck, Peter. You have bullet-dodging reflexes, a precognitive danger sense, and you were looking in the direction of wherever the sploop came from. Could have at least tried to block it from splashing in your wife's face.
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oh no spidey, I've seen this anime before.
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Synthbuttrange posted:oh no spidey, I've seen this anime before. 
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How many times has Peter had to take a dive against Flash? It seems to me like that's their main interaction with each other.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:
that's treason, johnny
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 Just throwing out my bucket of puke-green goo.
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"Why won't you acknowledge me Spider-Man "
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Green Goo has a proud comics tradition. MJ is going to either gain super senses, or become a mutant ninja.
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Lombard got a headache and then immediately recovered the next panel.
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Alhazred posted:"Why won't you acknowledge me Spider-Man Please notice me Spider-Man senpai
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"Spider-man, I made illusions that disoriented you how the gently caress don't you know it's me?! Did you think it was the goddamned The Lizard or what?!" Mysterio cried as he blasted his coffee table.
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Ohhh, these comics are from the 70s. Loomis is a thin pastiche of Charles Manson. Got it.
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Johnny Walker posted:
Those 'sparkle' effects in the last panel makes Mysterio looks drunk or just woke up from a bad sleep.
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Android Blues posted:Ohhh, these comics are from the 70s. Loomis is a thin pastiche of Charles Manson. Got it.
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Johnny Walker posted:I'm thinking Jim Jones. Jonestown happened less than a year before this story. Not enough turnaround time for NSM.
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That poor kid with the garbage is gonna develop some unhealthy fetishes after seeing Spidey and MJ crawling out of a dumpster
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Thats some good spideylogue 
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The MSJ posted:Those 'sparkle' effects in the last panel makes Mysterio looks drunk or just woke up from a bad sleep. His superpower is delirium tremens.
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The MSJ posted:Those 'sparkle' effects in the last panel makes Mysterio looks drunk or just woke up from a bad sleep. This technique has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!
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Ok, so, mr Crazy knife Guy is going to have Peter's face, right? Or Flash's?
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