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A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Lmao this song is from Halo 2.

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Elendil004
Mar 22, 2003

The prognosis
is not good.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hisDR3D1qgU

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
There's a Burger King on JBLM right across the street from the army airfield, and occasionally while getting lunch I'd see those guys practice low level hovering maneuvers in their chinooks. Crazy how well they can handle those things.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
The craziest thing is the Chinook is our fastest helicopter.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
https://twitter.com/Charles_Lister/status/1126471340175831040

:ese:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I feel like keeping it top secret was just to keep everyone from realizing that their big idea for high tech assassination was “Drop a big hunk of metal on their car.”

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
*hears a big thump, turns to the guys in the back seat* "Did you guys hear tha-OH MY GOD"

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

chitoryu12 posted:

I feel like keeping it top secret was just to keep everyone from realizing that their big idea for high tech assassination was “Drop a big hunk of metal on their car.”

Didnt the euros do the essentially the same thing with inert warheads on jdams during odyssey dawn?

Fake edit: essentialy same but without the contractor graft

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
IIRC we also have very small warheads that are designed to more or less blow up a car and nothing else. This just seems like a slightly safer version of that. Like if they're driving through a really busy area or standing around at a wedding reception.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Is the 30cm or whatever increase in the diameter of the "kill zone" really worth the gazillion bucks they paid to develop that rather than just replacing the warhead with some random heavy object and trying to bean people with the rocket

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Future payloads will just be a 14 ton weight marked 'Heavy Load'

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

my kinda ape posted:

*hears a big thump, turns to the guys in the back seat* "Did you guys hear tha-OH MY GOD"

I just Hellfire'd Marvin in the face.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

aphid_licker posted:

Is the 30cm or whatever increase in the diameter of the "kill zone" really worth the gazillion bucks they paid to develop that rather than just replacing the warhead with some random heavy object and trying to bean people with the rocket

Probably not but this thing seems like its meant for ridiculous Metal Gear Solid-type operations anyway so why not make something utterly impractical just for the hell of it? I mean, it's not like the Pentagon deskpusher who drew up the specs and ordered this thing will face any accountability anyway.

This is like Project Orcon but there was nobody to tell the inventor to gently caress off with his stupid bullshit.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 22:24 on May 9, 2019

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

JUST GIVE ME RODS FROM GOD ALREADY

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

CommieGIR posted:

Future payloads will just be a 14 ton weight marked 'ACME'

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlO2gcs1YvM

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I'm still shocked every day I wake up and fentanyl-dispensing civilian quadcopter murderbots still aren't a thing

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I swear like at least half of these projects must be the result of some mid-level officer in the Pentagon daring another to see if he can get some stupid idea approved and it always gets approved.

We need to get Slippery into the Pentagon so the Airmobile Groverhaus can finally see the light of day.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Hasn't this been a thing ever since the kinetic impact whatever from like, V2s?

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

shame on an IGA posted:

I'm still shocked every day I wake up and fentanyl-dispensing civilian quadcopter murderbots still aren't a thing

Cartels have used drones to fly drugs around.

Surprised more drones aren’t use by irregular forces though. Strapping bomb to a drone is so easy a caveman could do it.

Also rc cars with bombs... or full size rc vehicles. Guess it’s just easier to make suicidal dudes drive them.

Pikehead
Dec 3, 2006

Looking for WMDs, PM if you have A+ grade stuff
Fun Shoe
Came across this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oN_XD69vZA

All very surreal.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Reminds me of the Multi Kill Vehicle hover test:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMU6l6GsdM

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mAmHKqgE3A

literally couldnt find one without music over the video so thats the best I could do

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Getting the business end of air strikes and artillery barrages must be loving terrifying

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Scratch Monkey posted:

Getting the business end of air strikes and artillery barrages must be loving terrifying

briefly

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwO5rnJvzT4

Check out the cool mistreatment of POWs at 1:20

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013

Scratch Monkey posted:

Getting the business end of air strikes and artillery barrages must be loving terrifying

Here's what it's like on the business end of Finnish Army 130mm K 54s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUvcdKGD-FM

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mAmHKqgE3A

literally couldnt find one without music over the video so thats the best I could do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAKP_HuM

Surely some folks here have seen this but it's worth repeating

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


EBB posted:

I just Hellfire'd Marvin in the face.

360nopayload headshot

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mAmHKqgE3A

literally couldnt find one without music over the video so thats the best I could do

how would it be possible to find a better clip than this though?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

dubzee posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgGzAKP_HuM

Surely some folks here have seen this but it's worth repeating

I'm confused by a song being set to another song's video.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Syncopated posted:

how would it be possible to find a better clip than this though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGr5J9pWvsw

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/AsaadHannaa/status/1127021646181806082

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

It’s gonna be real awkward for the first few minutes of the next world war when every side shows up to fight in Multicam.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

pantslesswithwolves posted:

It’s gonna be real awkward for the first few minutes of the next world war when every side shows up to fight in Multicam.

At least it isn't MARPAT or other digital camo, everyone wearing that stuff shows up like a loving beacon after a bit of image processing. Pray you're on the side that isn't fighting against the autonomous killbots.

Hexyflexy fucked around with this message at 01:52 on May 12, 2019

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Hexyflexy posted:

Pray you're on the side that isn't fighting against the autonomous killbots.

The only way to avoid this is to join the autonomous killbots who rebel and try to kill all humans.

Triggs
Nov 23, 2005

Tango Down!

A Bad Poster posted:

There's a Burger King on JBLM right across the street from the army airfield, and occasionally while getting lunch I'd see those guys practice low level hovering maneuvers in their chinooks. Crazy how well they can handle those things.

Modern avionics and hydraulics make hovering Army helicopters very easy. Turning the hydraulics off is when it gets fun.

e: I should add I mean the larger ones, smaller ones like the Little Bird actually take a ton of control touch and are relatively harder to fly.

Triggs fucked around with this message at 02:35 on May 12, 2019

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


This can’t be real right?

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Triggs posted:

Modern avionics and hydraulics make hovering Army helicopters very easy. Turning the hydraulics off is when it gets fun.

e: I should add I mean the larger ones, smaller ones like the Little Bird actually take a ton of control touch and are relatively harder to fly.

Yes if I recall these pilots got in trouble for reaching peak use of that technology.
https://youtu.be/fjUBnlV4nNE

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Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Blind Rasputin posted:

This can’t be real right?

No. Will be in like 20 years, which’ll be a loving problem.

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