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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
It's all your fault, Jeremy!!!

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Conservative-Labour Brexit talks – Jeremy Corbyn will not be able to get enough of his MPs to back a Brexit deal without the promise of a second referendum, even if Theresa May makes a big offer on a customs union and workers’ rights this week, senior Labour figures believe"

Telegraph:

Royal baby: Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, gives birth to boy

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Met Gala 2019: stars turn up the camp on the pink carpet – in pictures

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Baby Sussex


David Squires:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

God that Blower cartoon is aggressively poo poo

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Did he have like 30 minutes to do it

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Help me out here Riddell, what is the dragon supposed to signify here?

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Heavy_D posted:

Help me out here Riddell, what is the dragon supposed to signify here?

China.

(Did I just whoosh myself?)

J_RBG posted:

God that Blower cartoon is aggressively poo poo

Squires brilliant again, however.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Bundy posted:

China.

(Did I just whoosh myself?)


Squires brilliant again, however.

Chris Riddell is notorious for putting labels on very unsubtle visual metaphors, so the joke is when he doesn't it's impossible to tell what they mean.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Dabir posted:

Chris Riddell is notorious for putting labels on very unsubtle visual metaphors, so the joke is when he doesn't it's impossible to tell what they mean.

Ah.

Whoosh, :thejoke: etc then.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Tory leadership and Theresa May – Chair of party’s 1922 Committee meets PM to demand a timetable for when she stands down" After WF Yeames.

Telegraph:

MPs' expenses: Parliament watchdog tried to prevent public being told 377 MPs had official credit cards suspended

Matt:

Harry and Meghan reveal royal baby's name is Archie

Independent:


Times:

Tiger Woods receives highest civilian award from Donald Trump – video

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Harry and Meghan's sleepless nights

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on new calls for Theresa May to resign – Theresa May has no intention of setting out a fresh timetable for her departure, Downing Street has signalled, with a spokesman insisting she is determined to “get Brexit done”" also Theresa May: I can make a Liverpool-style comeback in Europe

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Mike Pompeo urges Tories to ask: 'What would Thatcher do?'

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... unveiling the new royal baby

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Thomass cartoon is unsettling

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:thunk:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Trump and Iran – Donald Trump has offered Iran direct talks, saying its leaders should “call me” and suggested the US would help revive the country’s economy as long as it did not acquire nuclear weapons"

Telegraph:

Brexit: Vince Cable stakes Lib Dems' claim as torch carriers for remain

Matt:


Independent:

Jeremy Corbyn urges voters to discard labels of leave and remain

Times:

Britain's equivalent to Tutankhamun found in Southend-on-Sea

Evening Standard:

Pokémon Detective Pikachu review – Ryan Reynolds grabs film by scruff of the neck

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the popularity of royal baby names


Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on fears of a looming US-China trade war – Business and market concerns grow after Trump ratchets up tariffs on $200bn of Chinese goods"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Matt Hancock launches study into 'deadly poison' of air pollution

Mail:
Paul Thomas on...Meghan turning Harry grey

'It's Meghan. Have we got a habit in Harry's size?'

Stephen Collins:

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
gently caress off, Bob

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"The terrifying clown threatening the Tories – Chris Riddell on Theresa May’s party losing support to Nigel Farage’s Brexit party"

Sunday Telegraph:


Independent:


Sunday Times:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Cloud Potato posted:

Sunday Times:


I laughed at a political cartoon in the Sunday Times so I'll just make my way over to the wall and wait my turn. But it is quite a good summary of every party, especially the Nigel Farage Party.

Meanwhile the Bob is still trash like every Bob ever because Bob is trash, neither a good or otherwise interesting artist or funny.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

forkboy84 posted:

especially the Nigel Farage Party.
That panel is pretty much av material.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Brexit party and the European elections – Senior Tory and Labour politicians have issued frantic calls to their voters to back them in next week’s European elections after a new poll showed support for Nigel Farage’s Brexit party had soared"

Telegraph:

Killing Eve takes top prizes in Bafta TV awards 2019

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
I felt like this could be useful to people.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Corbyn and a second Brexit referendum – Keir Starmer says that about 150 Labour MPs favour a confirmatory vote"

Telegraph:

Doris Day obituary

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the sharks circling Theresa May


David Squires:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Nigel Farage and the Brexit party – The Brexit party will present a ‘full slate’ of policy ideas once next week’s European elections are over, Nigel Farage has pledged, as he ramped up his attacks on the BBC following a bad-tempered television interview on Sunday"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Heidi Allen challenges Nigel Farage to live TV debate before EU polls

Times:


Evening Standard:

Brexit: May vows to put deal to MPs in early June

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Jeremy Kyle's television woes

'They're just arguing about whether Jeremy Kyle should be allowed back on telly!'

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

*@!* off, thomas

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Dabir posted:

*@!* off, thomas

:hmmyes:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I miss the animal spotting.

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Blower continues his proud tradition of drawing scenes requiring a level of detail he cannot be bothered to pull off

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I guess it's fine to be lighthearted about suicide when it was a Jeremy Kyle guest's life. That show has been utter loving poison in the national psyche.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


crispix posted:

I guess it's fine to be lighthearted about suicide when it was a Jeremy Kyle guest's life. That show has been utter loving poison in the national psyche.

Or has the national psyche manifested itself in the utter loving poison of the show?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on post-Brexit food safety – Liam Fox refused to say the UK should continue to ban US imports of chlorine-washed chicken after Brexit during a Q&A at the Institute for Government"

Telegraph:

May agrees to set her exit date after Brexit bill vote; Cannes festival in row after director and baby blocked from Palais entry

Matt:

Boris Johnson confirms he will bid for Tory leadership

Indpendent:

James ‘four ovens’ Brokenshire and other failed photo-ops

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Jeremy Kyle's gladiator pit

'One day people will wonder how we ever got away with this?'

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I have no idea what Paul is trying to say. I get the analogy, but the caption is well enigmatic.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Chuckled at a Matt again, give that man a raise!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

I have no idea what Paul is trying to say. I get the analogy, but the caption is well enigmatic.

Seems pretty clear to me. One day people will wonder how a despicable show like Jeremy Kyle could ever be allowed to air.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

mrpwase posted:

Or has the national psyche manifested itself in the utter loving poison of the show?

The show was referenced all the time in the papers and on TV/radio discussion during the moral panic around "feral youth" and "workless households" in the mid-2000s. It played a massive part of the creation of an undeserving underclass imo.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Theresa Mays agreeing to a timetable for leaving office – The prime minister is under extreme pressure from Tories to resign if her Brexit deal is voted down" After Goya.

Telegraph:


Matt:

Diner accidentally gets £4,500 bottle of wine in Manchester restaurant

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Theresa May's fate


Guardian Australian Sport:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Oi, Brookes, when did Chris Grayling turn into Sajid Javid?

frankenfreak posted:

Chuckled at a Matt again

Pretty sure you can get medication and therapy to help with that.

Apparently John Humphries on Today every morning during the paper review likes to read out the Matt cartoon and describe it. On a radio show. Quite glad I've not experienced that myself.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Times one gave me a chuckle.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on the impending Tory leadership race – Theresa May has agreed to set a timetable for her departure as prime minister in the first week of June, leading MPs to believe she will trigger a leadership contest before the summer"

Telegraph:

Eurovision Song Contest 2019.

Independent:

After David Wilkie Wynfield.

The i paper:


Times:

The Navy’s probe into sky penis

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Elton's Boris Johnson

Elton John still standing at Cannes premiere of biopic Rocketman

Stephen Collins:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Ah, I see they're taking a sound.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"The fight to succeed Theresa May – The prime minister’s dustbin will soon be vacant. Who will take up residence?"

Sunday Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent on Sunday:

Eurovision song contest 2019 won by the Netherlands' Duncan Laurence

Sunday Times:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Theresa May's loss of authority – As the European elections approach, a wide field of candidates are expected to enter the race for No 10 on May’s departure"

Telegraph:

Hi-tech gardens bloom at London’s Chelsea Flower Show

Matt:

Google blocks Huawei access to Android updates after blacklisting

Independent:

Theresa May prepares 'bold' last-ditch offer to MPs on Brexit bill

Times:


Evening Standard:

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