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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



No one likes Elias.

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Further details on the Nikki Cross stuff. She's now an Alexa Bliss toadie. She set up the ladder and Alexa climbed it to take the briefcase. Some reports are saying she's no longer in MITB, but others are.

DarkstarIV fucked around with this message at 21:22 on May 13, 2019

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That’s a really weird thing to have Alexa do if she’s not in the match.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
loving lol at Corbin pinning Ricochet clean and Nikki being the new Dana Brooke, Mickie James, Alicia Fox for Alexa Bliss.

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




Miz and Roman seems like a pretty okay team to me tbh

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Whoever wrote those spoilers, please never type anything again

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

KungFu Grip posted:

loving lol at Corbin pinning Ricochet clean and Nikki being the new Dana Brooke, Mickie James, Alicia Fox for Alexa Bliss.

Well, Yeah. She's not blond, a Scot, has the "wrong" type of charisma and is not the kind of woman that Kevin Dunn wanks over, so we can't have her doing much, can we?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
................:stonk:

https://twitter.com/SEW_Podcast/status/1128035018830491648

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Crazy person gimmicks are bad and shouldn’t be done anymore.

Although that didn’t mean she has to be a minion.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Yowie Wowie!

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Zayn/Strowman is ongoing and....

https://twitter.com/MattyPaddock/status/1128038671649792001

oh goddamnit wwe.

https://twitter.com/MattyPaddock/status/1128039489077743616

:negative:

https://twitter.com/MattyPaddock/status/1128040570197245952

I'm gonna call these people the midcard of evil.

DarkstarIV fucked around with this message at 21:55 on May 13, 2019

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
lmao i just realized the single use of the wild card rule was literally just apollo crews jobbing to mojo rawley. that's if they even remember he's on Smackdown, Oh and Elias

raw just absolutely loves having like 3 or 4 of their heel wrestlers nebulously in a team that either hate Braun or Roman

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Here's the Firehouse segment from tonight if you want to save yourself 3 hours

https://twitter.com/bpsaywell/status/1128035927304101890

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

KungFu Grip posted:

lmao i just realized the single use of the wild card rule was literally just apollo crews jobbing to mojo rawley. that's if they even remember he's on Smackdown, Oh and Elias

raw just absolutely loves having like 3 or 4 of their heel wrestlers nebulously in a team that either hate Braun or Roman
Smackdown people at this Raw taping
1) Roman Reigns
2) Elias
3) Apollo Crews
4) Shane McMahon(?)
5) Becky Lynch(?)

6) Charlotte(?)

Edge & Christian fucked around with this message at 22:23 on May 13, 2019

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Shane doesn't count and I don't think Becky does either.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Upon further cross-referencing, Becky Lynch (and the entire McMahon family) are cross-tagged as both Raw and Smackdown talents on WWE.com. V Jeff is correct, the four wildcards were Apollo Crew, The Big Dog, Charlotte Flair, and Elias.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

All the heels being friends is the worst thing that WWE does. Out of all their weird habits and stupid booking decisions it is the worst.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Bray joined Slipknot?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I continue my streak of being right about Strowman ain't never getting that belt.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Gumball Gumption posted:

All the heels being friends is the worst thing that WWE does. Out of all their weird habits and stupid booking decisions it is the worst.

It'd be one thing if babyfaces were friends too, but that never happens and it's so stupid.

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!

Gaz-L posted:

It'd be one thing if babyfaces were friends too, but that never happens and it's so stupid.
The minority faces are! I was talking to them backstage earlier tonight and they told me they just like to smile dance and have fun!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
That show sounds like poo poo

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

DeepDickPizza posted:

That show sounds like poo poo

Yes, it's Raw, we know.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Midnightghoul posted:

Here's the Firehouse segment from tonight if you want to save yourself 3 hours

https://twitter.com/bpsaywell/status/1128035927304101890

yowie wowie

(gonna be just wonderful when he turns out to be just as unsuccessful as all his other iterations)

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Bray is gonna lose to Baron Corbin his first night back.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



VJeff posted:

I continue my streak of being right about Strowman ain't never getting that belt.

He has the green Billion Dollar Belt, though.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Tato posted:

Bray is gonna lose to Baron Corbin his first night back.

he's gonna align himself with Corbin and McIntyre and Lashley and Sami and Elias and Shane

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Endless Mike posted:

He has the green Billion Dollar Belt, though.

For 3 more weeks

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018

SD tapings are underway

https://twitter.com/MattyPaddock/status/1128360412150366208

https://twitter.com/MattyPaddock/status/1128361042399191041

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

isnt this what happened on raw

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Drew McIntyre posted:

isnt this what happened on raw

they're going to save energy by doing the exact same show

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
THE loving KABUKI WARRIORS

https://twitter.com/MattyPaddock/status/1128380303708446722

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
To be honest, that's not exactly the worst name. It's gonna be made fun of (and it should), but considering Asuka fashions herself as a huge fan of Kabuki theatre, and Kairi has a background in theater/is a former actress, and one of her signature moves is called the Flying Kabuki Elbow, yeah.

It beats out Viking Experience and Viking Raiders at least.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

The Kabuki Experience

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
At the very least, Asuka's look has very clear kabuki influence so it's not inaccurate. But this really does smack of Vince going "what's a Japanese word? Kabuki! They're the Kabuki warriors!"

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

wasnt kabuki warriors a garbage xbox game

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

DarkstarIV posted:

To be honest, that's not exactly the worst name. It's gonna be made fun of (and it should), but considering Asuka fashions herself as a huge fan of Kabuki theatre, and Kairi has a background in theater/is a former actress, and one of her signature moves is called the Flying Kabuki Elbow, yeah.

It beats out Viking Experience and Viking Raiders at least.

its a very racist name that has nothing to do with either of their characters except for that they're both japanese women. Like maybe you can get something kabuki related from Asuka, but woof. Pirate Empresses is right there too.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Before you guys all bitch about the usual suspects, keep in mind that Paige did this and not Vince

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

STONE COLD 64 posted:

wasnt kabuki warriors a garbage xbox game

yup lol



Midnightghoul posted:

Before you guys all bitch about the usual suspects, keep in mind that Paige did this and not Vince

Paige should put the red kabuki make up on her already pale face and then we can get mad at cultural appropriation

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Oh yeah, the match was apparently pretty bad as well. Less than 5 minutes, Asuka won via rollup on Mandy. No one got any real spots in. No finishers or anything.

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