IT'S OFFICIAL! Donald Jello Shot Trump Will Run Again In 2020! #MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

I vant to suck your polls!
Bleh heh heh

# ? May 14, 2019 04:11

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 19:17

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

Drunkboxer posted:

good news,

dongle j truml is gonna forcibly send me to iran and i will frag my commanding officer

# ? May 14, 2019 04:12

Mouth Ze Dong: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

https://twitter.com/smbsshowbot/status/1128135765207207939?s=19
Trmyp

# ? May 14, 2019 04:12

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popover

it's really flaky and delicious

idk if it's a Wisconsin/Great Lakes thing or if they show up in other places in America but I grew up eating them especially for holidays

neat. never seen them in my part of the south. now I'm going to go check out some recipes

# ? May 14, 2019 04:12

703: May 11, 2007; Contains Carbon Monoxide

Plinkey posted:

those are eggs

oh my

# ? May 14, 2019 04:12

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

A Handed Missus posted:

the schnork always gettin borked

# ? May 14, 2019 04:13

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I vant to suck your polls!
Bleh heh heh

I'm full from sucking dues, no room for polls

# ? May 14, 2019 04:13

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

lowtax patreon still holding strong a couple months later at 13k a month

I figured the $14k figure would drop off a bunch after the first month, I'm impressed and glad it hasn't

# ? May 14, 2019 04:13

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Bearjew posted:

neat. never seen them in my part of the south. now I'm going to go check out some recipes

be sure to pair them with a good strawberry jam, it really completes the taste experience

# ? May 14, 2019 04:13

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

SKULL.GIF posted:

lowtax patreon still holding strong a couple months later at 13k a month

I figured the $14k figure would drop off a bunch after the first month, I'm impressed and glad it hasn't

his spine is working and now so are the forums

# ? May 14, 2019 04:14

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Waffle House posted:

plz dont post nsfw corno in this thread

# ? May 14, 2019 04:14

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

a helpful bear posted:

the schnork always gettin borked

i am unbowed and unborked, binch

# ? May 14, 2019 04:14

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

well, some do, but typically not political polls

we could pay PPP to do a "How much of a chud are you and who are you voting for in the democratic primary" poll and it would only cost 5000 lowtax bucks

we are maybe not at it just yet but we are getting to the point where polls need to start incorporating greater class analysis metrics rather than typical demographic models if we're gonna keep pretending that theyre meaningful

# ? May 14, 2019 04:14

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

SKULL.GIF posted:

be sure to pair them with a good strawberry jam, it really completes the taste experience

I'm not crazy about jams, so maybe some other type of spread? almond butter? not sure what texture to expect

# ? May 14, 2019 04:15

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

who are we warring?

# ? May 14, 2019 04:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Al! posted:

we are maybe not at it just yet but we are getting to the point where polls need to start incorporating greater class analysis metrics rather than typical demographic models if we're gonna keep pretending that theyre meaningful

they tend to do it with education, not class.

It was the whole 2016 -> 2018 adjustment that had to be made because the polls (primarily MI, WI, PA) that got it wrong weren't weighting by education and it hosed things up

# ? May 14, 2019 04:16

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

lowtax should use some patreon funds to make a little doc about SA forums and about how he's basically the willy wonka of hosed up internet content

# ? May 14, 2019 04:16

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

who are we warring?

buddy,

# ? May 14, 2019 04:16

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

# ? May 14, 2019 04:17

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Education being an easy stand-in for out and out "class", obvs

# ? May 14, 2019 04:17

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

who are we warring?

d&d

# ? May 14, 2019 04:17

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

Plinkey posted:

oh no

this did not go well

well its not the worst looking yorkshire pudding ive ever seen

*pauses as sound tech comes running over and whispers in my ear* oh im sorry those are eggs, yes eggs. yes those are not attractive eggs. *whispers to sound tech thats hes loving fired for embarassing me*

# ? May 14, 2019 04:17

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Bearjew posted:

I'm not crazy about jams, so maybe some other type of spread? almond butter? not sure what texture to expect

you want something smooth and fruity, or smooth and savory/creamy (I like cheese spread for this) to offset the flakiness

I couldn't say how almond butter would work since I have a nut allergy

# ? May 14, 2019 04:17

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

703 posted:

oh my

looks bad tastes good

gunna call this one a draw

# ? May 14, 2019 04:17

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

I vant to suck your polls!
Bleh heh heh

i want to poll you like an aeroplane
i want to feel you from your cross tabs
i want to poll you like an aeroplane
my whole sample size is flawed

you get me closer to trump

# ? May 14, 2019 04:17

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Plinkey posted:

looks bad tastes good

gunna call this one a draw

this is a very, very goony pair of pictures right here

# ? May 14, 2019 04:18

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Joementum posted:

"Iran or Iranian-backed proxies" is absolutely the funniest poo poo

very cool that wapo is happily using it

# ? May 14, 2019 04:18

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

SKULL.GIF posted:

you want something smooth and fruity, or smooth and savory/creamy (I like cheese spread for this) to offset the flakiness

I couldn't say how almond butter would work since I have a nut allergy

ahh, nuts

supposed it wouldn't hurt to try some things like honey, etc.

# ? May 14, 2019 04:18

FormerPoster: Aug 5, 2004; Hair Elf

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popover

it's really flaky and delicious

idk if it's a Wisconsin/Great Lakes thing or if they show up in other places in America but I grew up eating them especially for holidays

those are british as gently caress, dawg

# ? May 14, 2019 04:18

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

I really like stellaris because it presents humans as two different races; succ and chud.

# ? May 14, 2019 04:18

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Schnorkles posted:

i am unbowed and unborked, binch

a second plane has hit the polls (which are wrong and bad and have never been right heh :owned:

)

# ? May 14, 2019 04:18

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

they tend to do it with education, not class.

It was the whole 2016 -> 2018 adjustment that had to be made because the polls (primarily MI, WI, PA) that got it wrong weren't weighting by education and it hosed things up

i dunno as failsons failsons start inheriting their failsons fathers's check signing businesses that they inherited from their fathers, education might not be all that predictive

# ? May 14, 2019 04:19

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

hmm apparently you're not supposed to add milk

ah well...

# ? May 14, 2019 04:19

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

plinkey throw those things into the bay

# ? May 14, 2019 04:19

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Schnorkles posted:

i am unbowed and unborked, binch

make a firm prez prediction about 2020 right now u coward

# ? May 14, 2019 04:19

NofrikinfuN: Apr 23, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

lowtax patreon still holding strong a couple months later at 13k a month

I figured the $14k figure would drop off a bunch after the first month, I'm impressed and glad it hasn't

Boy that rich goon is going to feel silly when he realizes he forgot to turn off his $2000 sub.

# ? May 14, 2019 04:19