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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
What kind of lovely story only has two chapters

e: excellent snipe

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The book had a lot more chapters, they musta cut them for time.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

*extremely Paul Walker as Brian O'Conner in The Fast and the Furious voice* "I need NOS for auto."

(He’s doing a bad Schwarzenegger accent)

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
From the Late Show (sorry for screenshots, couldn't find anything better)

Veib
Dec 10, 2007





This movie is incredibly bad, but it does have Pat Morita doing the Chuck Norris jump kick through the windshield of a car that's trying to drive over him.

OptimusShr
Mar 1, 2008
:dukedog:

Veib posted:

[timg]This movie is incredibly bad, but it does have Pat Morita doing the Chuck Norris jump kick through the windshield of a car that's trying to drive over him.

I need to see this now.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

I hope It's has the library scene in it

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-oNWM2KcHo

My god he KILLS HIM

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club




LMFAO

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Good lord, that's a Toxic Avenger-level headcrush.

A+.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad







:eyepop:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Dissapointed Owl posted:

What kind of lovely story only has two chapters

e: excellent snipe

Kill Bill

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Those were volumes, not chapters.

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.

holy poo poo

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Seasons Greetings, y'all.

Duckula
Aug 31, 2001

do not resuscitate


Thread loving delivers.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

ruddiger posted:

Seasons Greetings, y'all.



Mannnnnnnnnnnn I don't know how much differently it could have played out, but Lucky McKee was dealt a poo poo hand by Hollywood and deserved better.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Surprised the director of Cannibal Holocaust is still going.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


FreudianSlippers posted:

Woah

Hold on

NOS Four A Two is just a really silly way of spelling Nosferatu

I've seen that title a million times without that clicking.


I hope the license plate like title means it's about a vampire car.

Zachary Quinto's character is a psychic vampire and while the car isn't a vampire it is magic.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

muscles like this! posted:

Zachary Quinto's character is a psychic vampire and while the car isn't a vampire it is magic.

Also the cars turns kids into more literal vampires

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

FreudianSlippers posted:

Woah

Hold on

NOS Four A Two is just a really silly way of spelling Nosferatu

I've seen that title a million times without that clicking.


I hope the license plate like title means it's about a vampire car.

Vampire cars, you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXd9x12zn5c

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



This is one of the better bad movie clips I've seen in years, why have I not heard of this movie before

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

muscles like this! posted:

Zachary Quinto's character is a psychic vampire and while the car isn't a vampire it is magic.

They are linked together, in that he can control the car with his thought and they both share some sort of lifeline - damaging the car seems to affect his resistances.

So I'd say if it isn't a vampire car, it's at least a familiar.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Or a phylactery.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The 80s had some weirdly violent/quirky buddy cop movies.

Jackie Chan and Danny Aiello in The Protector

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBHJKVse6WM

Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines in Running Scared

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2AyS-Zinw

James Woods and Michael J. Fox in The Hard Way came out in 91, but still pretty weird and violent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRhclD5Gad8

e: added posters since this is the poster thread.

ruddiger fucked around with this message at 17:03 on May 15, 2019

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




what the gently caress

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Fox don't give no fucks anymore. The graphic designers probably let one of their kids do the promotional work for this movie.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Amazed Disney just didn't make it a exclusive on their streaming service on day one instead.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Samuringa posted:

They are linked together, in that he can control the car with his thought and they both share some sort of lifeline - damaging the car seems to affect his resistances.

So I'd say if it isn't a vampire car, it's at least a familiar.

Of course it's familiar, his dad wrote Christine.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

:barf: lmao

Also, is the official title X-Men Dark Phoenix now and not just Dark Phoenix?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



/looks left and right, sweating slightly

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

No loving ring

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Isn't that the film where the dude eats the baby out of a lady's tummy?

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

This looks like one of those creepy paintings where burly white Jesus is standing behind someone

Rochallor
Apr 23, 2010

ふっっっっっっっっっっっっck

Anxiously waiting for somebody to do the thing.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018


X M E N, it's fun to stay with the X M E N

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


The people behind Velocipastor have other movies



davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I don't want to see the movies, but those posters are great.

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ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

The first one's lame, but the second two are saved by their taglines.

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