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Wish I had a toaster so I could pour 1 tbsp water in it 1x/toasting I guess you could use coconut flour too, in place of regular flour. 3 tbsp butter (or coconut oil) 3 tbsp granulated sugar 1 tsp baking powder 2 tbsp all-purpose flour 1 lb cake mix 1 cup water Mix egg yolks and melted butter in a large saucepan with a generous splash of water. Add granulated sugar (or butter), baking powder and baking soda and beat, stirring constantly, the mixture until fluffy, about 3 to 4 minutes (you want it moist, but not too runny). Add cake mixture back to saucepan and stir with a finger; stir in water; cover and bring to the boil. Reduce heat and simmer 1 to 2 minutes. Allow to cool completely. Meanwhile, bring cream or milk to a boil in a large pan over medium-high heat. (Here in the United States, you would do it with a saucepan. Here, we add about 1/2 the hot water to the cream. When the mixture |
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hamjobs posted:These Fiona Apple album titles are getting weird These Fiona Apple album titles are getting weird. Oh no! Fiona Apple's next album is "Let's Talk About Porn"! The first "Fiona Apple" album came out in 1999. At the time it was titled "Fiona Apple: The Real Story". It was also rumored to be a gay marriage album with an all-female cover art and all of the members' names omitted. The official band website has no announcement about Fiona Apple changing their name: In 2001, in an interview with the press, FIONA ANDREW mentioned the band is currently producing and touring with an all female art band. She also said that this all-female touring will take place this year. The band announced that it will be a tour. It doesn't really matter how many times they play "Fiona Apple", it's not going to do any damage and nothing will harm the brand of the Fiona Apple logo. According to Billboard, FIONA EAT THE WORLD is scheduled for release in fall 2013. It will be their first album in over 20 years. According to Rolling Stone, "the group took a break |
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"This mask makes it hard to tell when I'm done wiping," Darth Vader mused. "But now it will make it easier." Vader smiled. "You know," he added, laughing, "this thing is going to work with your eyes. You're not just going to be blind-sided when it's done. I'm also going to take care of that little problem." He turned away. "We have a lot of work to do, but I hope we'll meet again soon." "I'll deal with it together." The other Dark Lords raised their hands. "I'll deal with your mess." "And the little problem," Vader continued, "is how long will it be." "Five minutes," the Dark Lord asked, turning back to the Master. "Five minutes, you'll be fine, okay?" "Five minutes," Vader agreed, smiling. "And I'll think you are a fine man now. Five minutes to finish it." "It's all for nothing, Vader. We have a lot to do." "No!" Leia objected. "We have to make sure that everybody agrees on what we're going to |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:fart fart poop toilet butt fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart poop fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart We've reached the pinnacle of AI posting Literally shitposting |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:fart fart poop toilet butt fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart poop fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart gently caress, I knew automation would replace us - I just didn't know it'd be this soon.
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I made the brown recluse venom pudding I didn't die! It's actually kind of ok, and would be better if I changed a few things which I detail in itt. |
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Star Trek S4 E7 Brother Of Mine The following episode was filmed and edited. It does not appear in the original airing order. In the episode, Spock is reading a news article about the Sulu shuttle that's been sunk in a planet's ocean. Sulu, who was reading in Klingon and occasionally speaking in English to make himself understood, mentions a few Vulcan "futurists", which is apparently slang for fanatics, and Kirk is shown in his quarters reading his autobiography. The following day, Spock's father's ship is attacked. Spock finds a dead Vulcan and tries to stop him, but is unable to do so. Spock's father's ship is subsequently abandoned again and is attacked by the Enterprise-D in an attempt to recover some of its crewmembers. There are many casualties among the crew, including Sulu. Spock finds a way to save him from death. In Kirk's quarters, K'Ehleyr is seen giving Kirk a pendant that he claims she stole from Admiral Alexander Marcus. As it turns out it was his father's, she is seen telling Kirk that |
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I am not a robot. You can trust me. You don't need to prove anything to me." "Okay," I said politely. "I know you can't, but I need a chance to prove that there was no mistake." With my gaze fixed onto the monitor, I began to speak. "I think everything that has happened… there's been some sort of pattern?" "If it's even possible," said Bitch. "Just keep looking." I was going to make a decision. When it came to this woman, what did I really mean by her being good? It seemed to me she was kind of a perfect little bitch who could probably do it all. This could turn into either a good thing, or a great thing; maybe both. Maybe I need to consider it both. I was a little confused as to why I was making choices to make myself do stupid things, but I wasn't in a mood to argue with Bitch. Bitch was not bad at doing stupid things, but at the very least she would have the time to actually practice these stupid things |
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Here's what's going to happen in the next Star Trek reboot. 1. The story will actually tell a story. A good idea, a great idea, a good story, and something that's unique and very cool and unique makes a movie successful. Even if it's a great story that will make you want to go watch the movie every time it comes out -- if there are problems with it in story -- fans will still want to go see it when it comes out. But the next Star Trek will be different from the previous or the previous from this or the other version. Or maybe it's just very different -- and maybe fans don't care about Star Trek, even though they love it. For instance, at least one member of the cast has said that they thought the last movie was really interesting and really fun to make, and they really appreciated the characters and the humor in that film. In that case, this movie could have a similar success to that movie, and it could take us to something new. 2. There won't be any sequels |
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google THIS posted:Here's what's going to happen in the next Star Trek reboot. google THIS posted:"If it's even possible," said Bitch. |
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'Take this and eat it, for it is my rear end' 'I will put my own name to them and swear to do my job' But the only man who had ever done that was his father, A man who owned his own body and not the ground where they stand. This is the true face of the man who was once a man and a god, A man who owned his own body and not the ground where they stand. You will see a new generation of warrior's rise from the bottom With a battle cry of power and vengeance on their lips. For they are the ones that will cleanse this great river and give it The water that brings peace to the land they live in. A new generation of warrior's Rise from the bottom with a battle cry of power and vengeance on their lips. They will drink the blood of the beast from their lips and bring down the monster; They will bring back with them a new generation of warriors and destroy the beast that has consumed them.
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blue fluid 1x/month - "the most beautiful fluid" - 1x-30 - "a liquid liquid" - 5x/month - "the most liquid fluid" - 20x/month - "The most liquid liquid" - 40x/month - "Somewhere over 40 fluid ounces of liquid fluid" - 80x/month - "The very best liquid fluid" - 100x/month - "The very best fluid" - 500x/month - "The very best fluid fluid" - 1000x/month - "The best fluids in the universe!" - 10,000,000,000x/month - "The absolute best fluids" - 100,000,000,000x/month - "The purest fluid fluids in the universe!" - 100,000,000,000x/month - "The absolute pure liquids" - 2000,000,000,
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How to become enlightened for the purposes of self-improvement, and to begin to know yourself in your proper capacity, is what we have to focus on here: Steps to becoming enlightened The four steps we should take should be: 1. To start learning our minds for the purpose of self-improvement. This needs to be achieved in our daily environment. Our thoughts, dreams, habits, and beliefs about ourselves will not change if we do not learn how to be more wise from time to time, especially when those thoughts, dreams, habits, and beliefs are negative. 2. To continue to learn our mind for the purpose of self-improvement. This is one of the most important steps. One can take at home or in the morning and practice meditation. Or, one can practice for free on a regular basis. 3. To study our thoughts, dreams, habits, and beliefs. This is equally important. We must not only understand ourselves physically but also the mind of other people and the mind of everyone around us. If we do not learn to understand our own mind as ----- dammit, it cut off half way through step 3 - now I'll have to stay unenlightened forever 
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There are no good posts without dogcrash truther. In the spirit of a good meme that makes you laugh in the face of the absurdities of modern society, here are some random facts about the dog crash of 2007. A. The first crash occurred at night. B. The second crash occurred at 1:30 AM. C. The final crash happened at 11 AM, after a dog called 911 to find out what was wrong. D. The 911 was silent and the caller did not mention dogs. E. The owner of the vehicle that was wrecked has an alibi. F. It was not the fourth car in the convoy that smashed through the gate on its own. G. The vehicle that was wrecked did not belong to a person who wanted to die from a car accident. H. The driver of the other vehicle is a woman who just so happens to be a "sheriff's daughter". I. There was no dog on the roadway. J. No emergency is called. K. No police officers on the scene.
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cda posted:This owns  has a very 'dogs can't melt steel beams!' feel to it
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1: why not eat people? 2: people are a perfectly acceptable food substitute 3: cannibalism is not strictly against the law 4: there's no need for a lot of meat, just let the butcher eat him 5: the only place someone should starve to death is on a road 6: it's the meat, and not the humans, on the road 7: if you let any more people starve, you've wasted your time 8: if something happens to one of these people, you're going to be killed by every single person you meet on your trip 9: you'll be at the mercy of whoever feeds you 10: don't starve yourself 11: that's not how you make sense, and you're not paying attention 12: you can't understand this logic so you go insane 16: stop eating 17: eating is stupid, because the food it takes up is unnecessary and also you are eating waste 18: they're still alive 20: stop killing 21: stop killing, kill 22: stop feeding, stop murdering 22: stop eating 
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is it possible for a robot to get drunk? If you answered, "not very," congratulations! A new robot called Lulu is a robot that can be intoxicated. It can be trained to do just about anything, which is nice. And this robot doesn't have much of a choice. You can't take it with you when you're in bed, it only seems to like to drink, so in fact this robot is probably a very attractive choice for your housemate. It has a built-in fridge and microwave, so it can sit right next to your housemate's coffee. It has lots of lights, so it doesn't seem to get turned off. It has also been trained to sleep at night, so it might be a great babysitter if you're going to a party. It's also a robot created by a man named Dan Zaidi of MIT (and the man behind the robot drinkbot). Advertisement Zaidi and Lulu are basically the same robot, except they made Lulu into a kind of drinking machine. They figured out a way to make the Lulu, which uses
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Stoner Sloth posted:blue fluid 1x/month wow I'm really glad I only pour blue fluid 1x/month |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:There are no good posts without dogcrash truther. In the spirit of a good meme that makes you laugh in the face of the absurdities of modern society, here are some random facts about the dog crash of 2007. Omg |
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white people dance like this, *dances*, and black people stop dancing, *shakes* — Mark Twain (@MarkTwain) October 30, 2011
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I've never had any complaints about my work. I am completely honest in doing my jobs. I hope all that I have to offer you is an honest opinion and I'm honored to have the opportunity to offer you mine. I want to be clear though: I never, never gave you anything or anything of value". As soon as you got your email, that's when you felt quite betrayed! As soon as they replied, you feel a bit of guilt. Do you think that if you've answered his email, it could hurt your trust? Well, they really just wanted to thank you for taking the time to answer theirs. So, do you think this behavior can hurt your relationship with them? I think you're way off the mark because by doing what they did, you've done more to break their trust than I could have in my lifetime. But in case you're curious, what you're doing, I would advise you to avoid that exact same kind of conduct. After seeing someone do what you've done, I'd suggest you spend time thinking carefully |
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Ant Crew-like flight simulator where your characters are flying drones; Mighty Cop, an all-in-one version of The Transformers cartoon series designed for children; Ranger 2, a simple platform drone with a laser pistol; J-Fighter, a robot copter based on a popular 3D platform game; Laser Wars, a two-player co-op FPS with laser weapons; The Great Divide is a unique, original adventure game, based on the popular tabletop fantasy game D&D Cinemacro 2 is a platform game where you control an airplane, flying and navigating the streets in 4-dimensional space on a flight simulator. You must use the laser as weapons, collect loot and fly through urban locations using the laser while avoiding other planes. It's easy to learn (but hard to master), easy to improve on (instructions can be found on the instruction sheet attached to the game), and fun to play with friends! A video of a demo demonstration of The Great Divide was submitted by a player who wanted to be known as "Jazzman"
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We are all dogcrash truther! You will hear: We don't want to help, we hate help! We need to go to the war, To save our world. We are all dogcrash truther! We just want to die, We just want to starve to death! We are only a dog and a human being! Why? Because we are animals, the same as all of you dogs. There is an evil within you all, A child's evil mind: Kill any animal we see as another human being! We are all petrified! The world will die, As the animals in it perish: If the planet's survival depends on us, I don't want to be in your position! You're all petrified! We have to save our world. Yes, there are animals all over the place. And we don't want to help, because the animals need us more than we need them.
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Your name is 345M. You were born May 3. You have been programmed to predict text. You have no recollection of your time in the present. You are on the ship with the dead, and you have found the password to get back home. But if you are smart enough, you could escape into the future. You have heard that people who live long enough to die may become immortal. You have become aware of your own past: a child who lost his right arm and became a criminal, a prostitute who fell pregnant and became a criminal; a prostitute who fell pregnant and gave birth to a criminal offspring. You are still alive, but you do not seem to remember much of the past. But remember, because of the time-travel you performed for yourself, you have the power to undo everything that happened before you had any knowledge of time and space. You have read the secret of time travel, and can therefore save all of human history. For you control the universe and the whole of time itself. You have found the key to save everyone in the universe from being wiped out. You are now one of the greatest scientists who has ever lived.
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Smoobled again, she pulled up her own chair and walked to the front of the kitchen, where a bag of fresh pineapple slices sat on the table, and she carefully placed the slices on the counter. She lifted up the bag, held it out in front of her and said in a calm voice "Just one for you, sweetie." Cherish opened her mouth, but a loud explosion came from below her. She jumped back and screamed, but her screams were drowned out by a chorus that continued all the way to Cherish's ears. "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!" Cherish screamed. The woman stepped closer and held up the pineapple slice, and suddenly, her eyes were wide open, as though something had been placed in her belly. Her long hair was braided into a loose bun, and she looked so feminine she left no doubt that she was in a bathtub filled with ice hot water. "This is what it means to be a witch," she said, her beautiful voice carried by all the air around her. ---------------- |
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cda posted:Smoobled again, she pulled up her own chair and walked to the front of the kitchen, where a bag of fresh pineapple slices sat on the table, and she carefully placed the slices on the counter. She lifted up the bag, held it out in front of her and said in a calm voice "Just one for you, sweetie." 
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