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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

bothering to remember small fry crimes

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

lmbo remember how people fell over themselves in 2017 saying "I don't think the russians directly hacked the election" lmao lmbo

first it was they didn't get into our systems

then it was they got in but they just got metadatga

then it was they got in and they accessed voter registrations but did not change anything

then it was they got in and it is not known whether they changed or deleted any registrations

and now it's 'the governor was briefed by the feds and is not allowed to disclose whether the vote tally was tampered with' aahahahahahahhahhaa stuff a tinfoil orb up my dick and call me alex jones because i'm 100% convinced of truths that the normies will never glimpse

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
lmao bitchell has a hard life

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

crazy cloud posted:

why cspam so good

it's called good genes

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


FBI director Chris Wray was Christie's attorney during the Bridgegate trial and he kept one of Christie's phones, that probably contained evidence, stashed in his office

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Nonsense posted:

bothering to remember small fry crimes

when you go to burger king and you ask your SO if they want fries and they say no, so you order a small fry. and then they eat your fries

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Good soup! posted:

it's called good genes

u gotta be tough. but you NEED,, "good brain"

Dick Milhous Rock!
Aug 9, 1974

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

:nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon::nixon:

crazy cloud posted:

first it was they didn't get into our systems

then it was they got in but they just got metadatga

then it was they got in and they accessed voter registrations but did not change anything

then it was they got in and it is not known whether they changed or deleted any registrations

and now it's 'the governor was briefed by the feds and is not allowed to disclose whether the vote tally was tampered with' aahahahahahahhahhaa stuff a tinfoil orb up my dick and call me alex jones because i'm 100% convinced of truths that the normies will never glimpse

lmao given the current make up of the feds and the florida state government this is pretty much tantamount to confirmation that it happened

can't even name where at the risk someone starts doing some more data crunching to figure out how badly it was

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


i like how actors always make angry scream faces while firing a gun.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

it's a state secret how we got hacked and humiliated lol

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Rah! posted:

https://twitter.com/marioseventysix/status/1128428005557194752

lmao

moran

charge crystal 2 recognize and enhance mood!!

i already wear a ring for that

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
the illuminated mind relaxes into the lotus position and says 'u gullible cuck lmao gently caress you'

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Give good brain?????? drat.....

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

campfire posted:

its last action hero actually but im not gonna argue about it

https://i.imgur.com/xtHfqQK.gifv

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
most of america hasn't had a legitimately elected government in decades lmao

if our mineral extraction companies had been state owned like the soviet union's, we'd have gone turbo russia as soon as the wall fell, and probably genocided the hell out of our georgia too

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
hell yea found a bottle of wine under my mail. time to have a glass & demand to speak to somebody's manager

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/AHappierDay/status/1127269806917472259

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


tlaiop

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Rah! posted:

tlaiop

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Duscat posted:

lmao bitchell has a hard life

it has to be beautiful to look at objective reality and say 'bullshit' and be right over and over again

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Duscat posted:

most of america hasn't had a legitimately elected government in decades lmao

if our mineral extraction companies had been state owned like the soviet union's, we'd have gone turbo russia as soon as the wall fell, and probably genocided the hell out of our georgia too

speaking of which i watched a real good estonian movie about the war in abkhazia called Tangerines the other night and it was good as gently caress

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

mormonpartyboat posted:

it has to be beautiful to look at objective reality and say 'bullshit' and be right over and over again

and yet he doesn't seem happy :thunk:

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Woman rolls in sacred crystals instantly becomes beautiful galactivate

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
if i had to pick one megacorp to run america i'd probably pick microsoft. theyre adequately boring, most suitable for the role

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/C0INCELPR0/status/1128453400465747968

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


mormonpartyboat posted:

the illuminated mind relaxes into the lotus position and says 'u gullible cuck lmao gently caress you'

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Duscat posted:

and yet he doesn't seem happy :thunk:

there is beauty in pain

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Somehow the least likely outcome of 2020 feels like it being a free and fair election where Trump is voted down and relinquishes power peacefully.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
internet explorer is basically a rural hospital

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

beto sex cramp posted:

if i had to pick one megacorp to run america i'd probably pick microsoft. theyre adequately boring, most suitable for the role

woo boy if you only knew the ballmer years

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Man rolls in edible feces, instantly becomes shunned by others.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Nonsense posted:

it's a state secret how we got hacked and humiliated lol

change the national motto from "e pluribus unum" t0 "please piss on me . beat me up "

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

beto sex cramp posted:

if i had to pick one megacorp to run america i'd probably pick microsoft. theyre adequately boring, most suitable for the role

Is Publix mega enough?

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

beto sex cramp posted:

internet explorer is basically a rural hospital

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Nonsense posted:

woo boy if you only knew the ballmer years

better or worse than slavery

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
https://twitter.com/6abc/status/1128456426089844736

hmm

i think it's because we pronounce "water" correctly ("wooder")

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1128456391147044864?s=19

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Rah! posted:

tlaiop

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

beto sex cramp posted:

if i had to pick one megacorp to run america i'd probably pick microsoft. theyre adequately boring, most suitable for the role

Probably Tyson foods or Bob's barricades

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