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Phone posted:and also they’re “Best Buy associates” not “employees”. FALSE, they are Valued Partners.
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May 14, 2019 23:27
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"stick a wire way up in their rear end" sounds like it'd be a cia plan to mess with [insert socialist leader here] in any case it sounds more interesting than american tv
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May 14, 2019 23:49
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What a way to outdo the crazy that Australia has going on right now in elections. We've lost 33 candidates across the political specturm since the election was called a month ago for being some combination of racist, homophobic, sexist, lizard Jew racist, nice and Port Arthur truther (think Sandy Hook truther). Yes, nice was meant to be in there as one candidate got dropped for saying his opponent was a top bloke.
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May 15, 2019 00:00
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Is top bloke Australian slang for cocksucker?
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May 15, 2019 00:34
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tino posted:If one of these scooter companies is large enough, they can lobby the corrupted city officials and pass the scooter recovery to the police/tax payer. Coming soon to Seattle: https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/transportation/electric-scooters-are-coming-to-seattle-mayor-jenny-durkan-says/
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May 15, 2019 00:38
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tino posted:Is top bloke Australian slang for cocksucker? The guy was running for the gently caress unions, the environment and everything else just give me profit party and said his 'Labor opponent, shadow defence spokesman Richard Marles, was a "good bloke" and reportedly backed unions.'
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May 15, 2019 00:42
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i'm serious tho if it came down to game of thrones, walking dead, cable news, or old lady colonoscopy... the last option sounds the most tolerable by far and i don't think you're truly in the c-spam frame of mind if you'd answer differently
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May 15, 2019 00:52
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tino posted:Is top bloke Australian slang for cocksucker? everything is Australian slang for something else
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May 15, 2019 02:08
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this was frm 1966 IIRC    Feranon posted:"stick a wire way up in their rear end" sounds like it'd be a cia plan to mess with [insert socialist leader here] Public colonoscopy footage is a weird way to approach the issue though. "SEE THIS WIRE IN MY rear end? Do you recognize this wire? Do you know who put it there? Somebody out there put this wire in my rear end, or knows who did, and I want ANSWERS. We're all going to look inside my rear end until someone remembers something. Maybe you overheard some friends discussing putting wires in my rear end and didn't think it was important at the time? Well it IS."
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May 15, 2019 02:19
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Rhesus Pieces posted:everything is Australian slang for something else Given that 'oval office' is slang for 'mate' and 'mate' is slang for 'oval office' what do you think mate?
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May 15, 2019 02:26
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Rhesus Pieces posted:everything is Australian slang for something else Look here mate, I gave you a butcher's the moment you walked in here with my peepers and I reckon you are a right dropkick
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May 15, 2019 02:33
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I blame hot teen program The Wire for putting these ideas in their heads.
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May 15, 2019 03:29
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net work error posted:You can also just kill someone with one of the scooters. Yeah this is the most 2019 way to go for sure. Granny bludgeoned to death with a Bird scooter, middle of the day. Just another regular day here in Socal. Stanky Bean has issued a correction as of 06:15 on May 15, 2019 |
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May 15, 2019 03:35
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/15/teenage-girl-kills-herself-after-instagram-poll-in-malaysiaquote:"A 16 year-old girl has reportedly killed herself in Malaysia, after posting a poll on her Instagram account asking followers if she should die or not, and 69% of responders voting that she should.
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May 15, 2019 11:52
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:like imagine a world where a journalist reveals an incredible tale of political corruption and it causes change and societal upheaval also makes a lot of money doing so the most unrealistic part
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May 15, 2019 12:07
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Necrothatcher posted:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/15/teenage-girl-kills-herself-after-instagram-poll-in-malaysia 
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May 15, 2019 12:09
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quote:69%
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May 15, 2019 12:46
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Necrothatcher posted:https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/15/teenage-girl-kills-herself-after-instagram-poll-in-malaysia Polls....matter?
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May 15, 2019 15:18
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rectoral campaign 
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May 15, 2019 15:19
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https://twitter.com/theedgemarkets/status/1128610978365460480?s=19 The polls are now mostly "don't kill yourself" so she effectively created self destructive evidence
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May 15, 2019 15:58
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5G going to mess with weather satellites: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2019/05/5g-networks-will-likely-interfere-with-us-weather-satellites-navy-warns/
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May 15, 2019 16:20
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gently caress it with 5g we can crowdsource the weather
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May 15, 2019 16:39
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social media was a Mistake
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May 15, 2019 16:51
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Don't have to suppress climate change data if you just break the data collection!
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May 15, 2019 16:55
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*shaking phone in the air* how many wires do i have to put in my rear end to get some god drat SERVICE around here
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May 15, 2019 16:57
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You'll never find good reception in a hole that deep.
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May 15, 2019 21:23
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https://twitter.com/meghara/status/1128595232507990016?s=21 lmfao
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May 15, 2019 22:30
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This is extremely Snow Crash I love it. Can I carry a katana in McDonald?
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May 15, 2019 22:41
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McDonald's Austria declares that they have extraterretoriality and start paying their workers American minimum wages
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May 15, 2019 22:49
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mcdonalds austria under siege after it refuses to turn its jews over to the austrian government
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May 15, 2019 22:50
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Agean90 posted:McDonald's Austria declares that they have extraterretoriality and start paying their workers American minimum wages I just google. Austrian minimal wage is 1500 euro per month. That comes out to about 7.5 Euro per hour.
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May 15, 2019 23:02
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Al! posted:mcdonalds austria under siege after it refuses to turn its jews over to the austrian government A multinational corporation refusing to cooperate with fascists? At that point we've crossed from science fiction to fantasy
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May 15, 2019 23:04
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of all things to make why e coli https://twitter.com/nytimesbusiness/status/1128767772186546176
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May 15, 2019 23:24
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e coli's almost always used for bacteria cloning, it's a relatively simple microbe that's genome is mapped to hell and back, and it's not very dangerous no matter how it mutates. it's used all the time in medicine
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May 15, 2019 23:27
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my e.coli is augmented
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May 15, 2019 23:34
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Silly Hyena posted:e coli's almost always used for bacteria cloning, it's a relatively simple microbe that's genome is mapped to hell and back, and it's not very dangerous no matter how it mutates. it's used all the time in medicine —scientist at a press conference during the opening “news story” montage of every zombie movie
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May 16, 2019 00:02
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:—scientist at a press conference during the opening “news story” montage of every zombie movie I too fear bacteria with metabolic rates a fraction of the speed of natural bacteria and no biological defenses
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May 16, 2019 00:30
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Silly Hyena posted:e coli's almost always used for bacteria cloning, it's a relatively simple microbe that's genome is mapped to hell and back, and it's not very dangerous no matter how it mutates. it's used all the time in medicine what if it gets filled up with deadly deadly plasmids? REMEMBER BIOSHOCK?
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May 16, 2019 00:34
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https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1128770298277445632
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May 16, 2019 00:40
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why would you prevent space pirates
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May 16, 2019 00:43
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