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Silver Alicorn posted:do we get to tar and feather musk yet Go right ahead!
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what does solarcity have to do at all with tesla and why did the board go along with buying it up and assuming all its terrible debt and why didn't this tank tsla's stock price and just, gently caress. also they took away that super sayan smilie and im even more upset.
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Nfcknblvbl posted:the powerwall's main purpose is to generate press releases
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:what does solarcity have to do at all with tesla and why did the board go along with buying it up and assuming all its terrible debt and why didn't this tank tsla's stock price and just, gently caress. also they took away that super sayan smilie and im even more upset. Tesla's acquisition of solar city was Elon self-dealing an quickly-failing enterprise to a less-quickly-failing enterprise and the rest of the board just going "first, i love car company"
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:what does solarcity have to do at all with tesla and why did the board go along with buying it up and assuming all its terrible debt and why didn't this tank tsla's stock price and just, gently caress. also they took away that super sayan smilie and im even more upset. what if you could sell people a solar car charger for their house
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May 15, 2019 19:05
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wasn't his weirdo cowboy brother also involved with solarcity? or maybe his cousin or something
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May 15, 2019 19:05
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yeah, some of musk's relatives did very well when solarcity was sold to tesla
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Cocoa Crispies posted:Tesla's acquisition of solar city was Elon self-dealing an quickly-failing enterprise to a less-quickly-failing enterprise and the rest of the board just going "first, i love car company" edging into enron territory with this weird not really bought or sold co pseudo owned corporate rearranging nonsense here and i for one cannot wait to read the book on all this
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I'm just waiting for Musk to complete his matrix philosophy wank and announce man-machine batteriesElon Musk, The Dreadnought posted:Even in death, I surge Combat Theory fucked around with this message at 19:31 on May 15, 2019 |
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May 15, 2019 19:16
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You people just don't understand the powerful synergy achieved when solarcity is combined with tesla
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It's really fun looking at articles from before Elon's most recent capital adventures:quote:With Tesla’s unsecured debt at 85 cents on the dollar and yielding north of 8 percent, borrowing money from the bond market would be too onerous, according to Joel Levington, an analyst at Bloomberg Intelligence. In the first quarter, the company reported free cash flow of negative $920 million.
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May 15, 2019 19:36
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:wasn't his weirdo cowboy brother also involved with solarcity? or maybe his cousin or something i didn't know that and went to look it up: A number of large investors criticized Tesla’s decision to buy SolarCity at the time, calling it a bailout, rather than a traditional arms-length deal. Musk’s cousins launched SolarCity with a $10 million check from Musk, who remained the company’s single largest shareholder, and its longtime chairman. When the deal closed, Musk converted his stake in SolarCity into $500 million worth of Tesla stock. His cousins, Lyndon and Peter Rive, both quit Tesla less than a year after the deal closed. 
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May 15, 2019 20:08
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love the car, but https://twitter.com/johnblackjr/status/1128330292098285568
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May 15, 2019 21:09
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all the liability with none of the control!
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May 15, 2019 21:25
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graph posted:love the car, but  lolol
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May 15, 2019 21:27
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graph posted:love the car, but listen man you accepted the EULA
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May 15, 2019 21:49
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Powershift posted:
You figure he'd be going nuts and demanding the source code by now.
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CommieGIR posted:You figure he'd be going nuts and demanding the source code by now. You'd figure he'd know the difference between an end user and beta tester.
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May 15, 2019 22:08
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Powershift posted:You'd figure he'd know the difference between an end user and beta tester. the tech industry has been slowly offloading testing costs onto end users for a little while now, with microsoft leading the charge
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May 15, 2019 22:11
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Powershift posted:
might be a troll but this reply is funy https://twitter.com/djholoquest/status/1128480519916855297
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May 15, 2019 22:14
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May 15, 2019 22:32
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is that a mini tesla shaped fob
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May 15, 2019 22:39
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so epic
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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:is that a mini tesla shaped fob that’s the shape of the official fob
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May 15, 2019 23:20
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they should make the fob a narwhal how frickin epic would that be
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May 15, 2019 23:43
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it looks like a novelty computer mouse
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May 16, 2019 00:09
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i wonder how often tesla owners lose it up their asses
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May 16, 2019 00:22
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i wonder how often tesla owners lose it up their asses they probably don't lose sight of it with their entire head up there too
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May 16, 2019 00:23
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what if the fob had a button that makes it fart lmao
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May 16, 2019 00:31
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why doesn't it come in a bacon flavor
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May 16, 2019 00:33
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does it vibrate? asking for a friend who loves the car
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May 16, 2019 00:34
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squeeze it and the fuckport opens up
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May 16, 2019 00:36
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luv 2 have to consult my key fob's manual in order to perform basic tasks
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May 16, 2019 00:56
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it’s common knowledge among thieves that you can steal model Ss parked outside homes by using signal boosters to pick up key fobs in homes, and they just drive the car away. lots of S owners counter this by literally placing their fobs in faraday cages
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May 16, 2019 01:01
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remember how the official fix for this and also the whole "used a cipher that was broken 20 years ago" thing was to 2fa your car with a PIN, which you had to enter to start it? that's some good goddamn poo poo right there
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didn't they also have a thing where tesla would help you steal the car if you called in to support and just read the VIN off the window, because they'd associate it with your smartphone app and then you could just drive off?
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May 16, 2019 01:07
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lmao hanging your key around your neck like a goddamn freshman
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Not a Children posted:lmao hanging your key around your neck like a goddamn freshman If i had a pinto, i 100% loving would.  that motherfucker has a spark plug gapper in it's crest key.
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